When i talk about My homeland, i take pride in its beauty and i also take pride in writing its sorry tale because we are the people living in conflict zone. So i am doing this only for @dj123 who actually wanted me to try on this, he could somehow believe i could pull this off. I hope it doesn't turn out to be a total mess Sir.
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My point of focus would be only Kashmir :-
I am born and brought up here at this place only, just to tell you we dont have any cinema's out here. Haha! surprised yea, we really dont have one. So our parents are too old fashioned.
So if you are watching any movie, be it normal flick, all your Dad can think is my Boy is watching porn 😂.
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My Dad doesn't only belong to old school, i just figured out i had got the same genes too, You Know Why? When my younger brother does the same thing, i feel he is watching porn too 😂.
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Kashmir is a very small place, and everyone around is somehow your relative, which i seriously dont know how 🤓 . So if you somehow like any Girl, Next day you will come to know she is your cousin
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Finally in Kashmir you will get married to your cousin sister who all her life was being chased by all her Kashmiri cousins. THIS IS WHAT I CALL IRONY
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Kashmir is high on literacy rate, if you throw your shit(real shit i am talking about) to any place, it will surely fall down on the head of engineers, we got sea of engineers here in Kashmir.
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I proudly say i am one of the shit heads😂
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Dad you were like Engineers are awesome, Damn! I'm just a Shit head
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We have a sad tale here too:
People walk through roads full of breeze and freshness.
Here we walk through roads full of bullets and blood
And you know what? We don't have hormones of fear anymore.
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A kid in Kashmir is forced to use the bullets as Lolypop and drink blood instead of Mother's milk.
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We don't fear any death, we wait for the bloody death.
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We dont fear bombs anymore, we make love with the bombs.
I am supposed to be funny, sorry i got lil carried away. Let 's go back on track
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My name is Tasauver and it means Imagination! Hell! only good thing that has ever happened to me, *I can imagine anything! Dude any damn thing 😎
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I usually don't know how to do funny things, but yea i am funny at serious issues.
Like on average one person is killed in Kashmir everyday, when i hear it on news, i dont mourn the death anymore, my face wears a resented smile, thinking God! I'm safe.
funny or i may say Irony
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Shit happens Dude and it does happen to me so often, after all I'm a Shit head.
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Yea! Other people fart in silence, so that nobody catches them except for God.
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Bombs rain on my land, and few fart with it and guess what they even dont get noticed.
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Life is seriously funny at my home.
People wish fun to other people but i dont wish you this fun.
Sorry my sense of humour is different.
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Claps!!!
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I nominate @zahidbhat and @obaidb2
All the best guys!!!
Let's see.
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Welcome @tasauver,
All humor is welcome here, even non humor disguised as humor. oh wait, I mean, humor disguised as non humor. It's the thing where it's not the one you want, or so you think, but actually the cake is a lie...
Thanks for the entry.
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Do you have any hot cousins?
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Yea a lot
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