Comedy Open Mic Entry - (Round 40) The magical ability to manipulate the blockchain itself

themarkymark (78) in comedyopenmic • 6 years ago (edited)

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6 years ago by themarkymark (78)

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steemcomedyclub (61) · 6 years ago

Hi themarkymark,

Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.)

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$1.15

15 votes

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popcornexpress (58) · 6 years ago

$0.03

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llfarms (68) · 6 years ago

wait... you can’t magically manipulate the blockchain???

but...but...

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markangeltrueman (67) · 6 years ago

Surely producing a block on your witness is "manipulating the blockchain directly", or are we talking some Neo/Matrix level shit here?

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enforcer48 (68) · 6 years ago

This to be honest.

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isnochys (66) · 6 years ago

Hmm.. I doubt it is in the basement.
It sounds upstairs.
And the angle on the wall behind him would also point to mom's roof.

But am am not an expert.
And for sure no wizard!

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enforcer48 (68) · 6 years ago

You are a warlock!

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meno (73) · 6 years ago

I knew you were magical Mark.. i just knew it!!!

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themarkymark (78) · 6 years ago

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ange.nkuru (63) · 6 years ago

At least no one can say he'not committed....damn, a whole hour. lol

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buttcoins (67) · 6 years ago

so i got through half of the vid. as a judge...your post is funny in an ironic way and perhaps a pointing out the dummy kinda of way.
i guess i dont really know enough about you to judge the actual content this guy gives out. to call someone a pshyco path via voice recordings.seems a bit much. i would like less spam on steemit. and i am happy that some are engaged in this mission. i just dont know if you are doing it honorably or not. the list he speaks of doesnt sound awesome..though i like the idea that you are some cock wizard python.
thanks for jumping in our little contest....gotta love the fans!

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themarkymark (78) · 6 years ago

Have a look at the list and see for yourself.

https://github.com/themarkymark-steem/buildawhaleblacklist

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buttcoins (67) · 6 years ago

well. i wanted to be methodical. so i started with A. holy A-holes there are alot lotta A+ spammers. Decided to work through the B's make sure none of my Butt family made it on the black list. My butt is cleared.... so thank you for your effort fine sir.

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doomsdaychassis (63) · 6 years ago

marky puts turd burglars on the black list for a long list of shitty behavior on steemit ranging from plagerism to bid bot abuse. Wierdos get pissed when they get hit with blacklist shit.