Comedy openmic Español round 6 - "La verdadera historia de la Mantis Religiosa" por @jonsnoww

in comedyopenmicespanol •  7 years ago 

La verdadera historia de la Mantis Religiosa

Fuertes pinzas, reflejos de rayo, 10 veces la velocidad del sonido. Todos estos atributos hacen de este pequeño alienígena la perfecta máquina asesina. No te te dejes engañar por sus lindas patitas y encantadoras pinzas. Las mantis religiosas están en el puesto número 1 de animales mata humanos xD

Quiero nominar a @temistocles123 y a @betavirosis (Mi reina de de Dragones xD)

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      ·  7 years ago 

    Caramba @jonsnoww muy bien hecho y cómico jeje, espectacular la mantis. Saludos.

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      ·  7 years ago 

    Gracias Querida Amiga!!!.. saludos!!

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        ·  7 years ago 

      JAJAAJ QUEEE

      ME ENCANTÓ LOCO

      HEY, primera vez que Steemit me hace reír, te mereces cada upvote, por favor, que grande tío

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        ·  7 years ago 

      tu comentario me alegra mucho...por eso es que hacemos esto todas las semanas.. para hacer reír y traer alegría a quienes vean mis chistes XD saludos!

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          ·  7 years ago 

        Siii eso es demasiado cool XDD Lo mejor de todo fue tu entonación XDD y los sonidos que hacía la mantis al pegar

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            ·  7 years ago 

          jajajaja muy bueno, que creatividad.

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              ·  7 years ago 

            GRacias... me alegra que te haya gustado! saludos!!.

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                ·  7 years ago 

              JAJAJA no puedo contigo chico, me encanto!!!

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                  ·  7 years ago 

                hejejeje me alegra que te haya gustado!!..

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                    ·  7 years ago 

                  que bueno, tienes buena imaginación y coordinantes los movimientos con los sonidos exente trabajo

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                      ·  7 years ago 

                    lo que das más risa son los gritos de la mantis jejejeje

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                        ·  7 years ago 

                      Pobrecito el gato :,v

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                          ·  7 years ago 

                        El gato murio envenenado a los tres días xD

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                            ·  7 years ago 

                          Jejejeje... Muy buena entrada Jon!!

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                              ·  7 years ago 

                            jejeje gracias Disguar!

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                                ·  7 years ago 

                              ¡CUIADO CON LA MANTIS WEYES CUIDADITO! XD

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                                  ·  7 years ago 

                                jajajaj muy peligrosas jejejejeej

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                                    ·  7 years ago (edited)

                                  jajajaja oh por dios son unas maquinas extraterrestres, y yo que les tenia lastima por ser tan frágiles, pero con esto me quedo muy claro lo peligrosas que son sus pinzas venenosas... jajajaa animal planet asesino steemit

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                                      ·  7 years ago 

                                    jajajajaja si... Son alienigenas ... aniquilaron a los dinosaurios!!!... además de tener pinzas venenosas escupen ácido... y su chillido reviento los tímpanos xD

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                                        ·  7 years ago 

                                      "a punto de mocharle el dedo" whaaaat? xD.

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                                          ·  7 years ago 

                                        Narrador Criollo XD

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                                            ·  7 years ago 

                                          Jajaja Excelente, mucha suerte!

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                                              ·  7 years ago 

                                            gracias!! me alegra que te haya gustado! - -

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                                                ·  7 years ago 

                                              jajaja la verdad me da miedo ese animalito.... no me gusta para nada ahhhhhh.

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                                                  ·  7 years ago 

                                                hahahah son lindos jejejjeje... sobre todo su chillido mortal.

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                                                    ·  7 years ago 

                                                  jajajjajaa muy buena entrada, suerte.

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                                                      ·  7 years ago 

                                                    Gracias amigo!!!.. ya hiciste tu entrada???

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                                                        ·  7 years ago 

                                                      Ni que me gane el consurso meto mis dedos ahí para hacer ese video, SUSTO!

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                                                          ·  7 years ago 

                                                        hahahahahahahaha... es parte del oficio jejejeje... menos mal que tengo un esqueleto de adamantium y no rompe con nada... Ah cierto ese es WOlverine xD . . mmm quizás wolverine se copió de mi

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                                                            ·  7 years ago 

                                                          jajaaja son unas maquinas de matar oh noo..

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                                                              ·  7 years ago 

                                                            y eso no es todo... desde tiempos antiguos las han utilizado como armas de destrucción masiva. xD !!!! si llegan a fallar una misión explotan liberando así una fuerte espora que causa demencia y radiación...

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                                                                ·  7 years ago 

                                                              jaja estoy muerto! ... sabes que si los domesticas ellos pueden llevar dos espadas! Muy peligrosos!!!


                                                              fuente

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                                                                  ·  7 years ago 

                                                                hahahahaha excelente!!!.. no sabía que se podían cabalgar jajajaja aprenderé a domesticarlas

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                                                                    ·  7 years ago 

                                                                  Jajajajaja más vale no entrenarlos!

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                                                                      ·  7 years ago 

                                                                    jajajaja temo que la mantis venga por mi jajajaja muy bueno, no esperaba menos del rey del norte

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                                                                        ·  7 years ago 

                                                                      The winter is coming! las mantis las utilizaremos contra los caminantes blancos xD

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                                                                          ·  7 years ago 

                                                                        jajajajja siempre tan creativo, te felicito.

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                                                                            ·  7 years ago 

                                                                          jajaaj gracias!!! eliz!!!.. the Winter is COming!

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                                                                              ·  7 years ago 

                                                                            Jajaja verro hermano se la comio, saludos!

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                                                                                ·  7 years ago 

                                                                              Ultrarecontracórcholiswow @jonsnoww Este video está brutalmente gracioso! La edición del principio está preciosa y los datos bastante interesantes, no sé cómo es que por tanto tiempo me he mantenido en la ignorancia sobre este animalito, si las condenadas hasta extinguieron a los chivos que más meaban (los dinosaurios).

                                                                              Me hizo súper gracia la parte de "Aquí vemos que está a punto de mocharle el dedo a este humano" y la del gato que murió a los 3 días jajajajaja!

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                                                                                  ·  7 years ago 

                                                                                Un chiste muy verde y natural. Creo que esta ronda va a estar llena de temas animales. Me gusto la voz de Gollum narrador :D

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                                                                                    ·  7 years ago 

                                                                                  hahahahaha eres el primero que se da cuenta de cual voz intenté hacer hahahahaha... GOllum!! gollum!!!

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