Comedia Open Mic Espanol 11va Entrega 1ra. Entrada "Eterna Juventud"

in comedyopenmicespanol •  6 years ago 

Estimados amigos de Comedy Open Mic Español, me complace acompañarlos en esta oportunidad, 11va Entrega, con mi primera entrada en una realidad que se vive día a día y que he titulado

BUSCANDO LA ETERNA JUVENTUD




Lei un post de una joven que trataba de la eterna juventud o como estirar el pellejo, eliminar arrugas y asperezas utilizando BORRA DE CAFÉ, como probar no cuesta nada a lo mejor rejuvenezco!! y BARATO!!


Soporte fotográfico original de @oizaguitrres (es decir mio)


Mis Nominados son: @belmar y @edkab

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      ·  6 years ago 

    Yo no tengo edad.

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      ·  6 years ago 

    Tampoco tienes arrugas!!

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        ·  6 years ago 

      la cara del señor es un poema @oizaguirres.jahajahajahajahajaahaj

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          ·  6 years ago 

        Era poema pero salio en prosa, el próximo te lo "rimo" mejor...jajaja

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            ·  6 years ago 

          Aca en venezuela se usa el café y la borra una y otra véz para hacer café hasta que pierde el color. Así que no es muy accesible usarla. Si quieres estirarte las arrugas Te aconsejo que hagas como en los Simsons, Con un gancho de ropa te jalas los cueros para atras y te los prenzas para que te quede la piel por delante bien lisa.

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              ·  6 years ago 

            Jaja,si te contara lo de un amigo y su cita "internet" mayor sorpresa...pero no hay espacio y tiempo.

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                ·  6 years ago 

              Jajajajaja, no conocía esas propiedades de la borra del café, se que sirve para las planta, pero no para PLANCHAR ARRUGAS jajaja.

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                  ·  6 years ago 

                Tiene muchos usos, según algunas amigas también sirve para la celulitis!

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                    ·  6 years ago 

                  Se dan cuenta la importancia de este post, voy a crear una industria para patentar MIS INVENTOS

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                      ·  6 years ago 

                    Si supieras que es un super afrodisíaco...para las lombrices...habría que probar ...te atreves ?

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                        ·  6 years ago 

                      Todos han hecho eso en algún momento, a mí no me ha tocado todavía pero tomaré nota para cuando se arregle la situación en Vzla.!

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                          ·  6 years ago 

                        jajajajaja, jajajajaja, esto me hizo el día, gracias por la ocurrencia, no paro de reír.

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                            ·  6 years ago 

                          Por favor una basenilla para Miriam ...jajaja

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                              ·  6 years ago 

                            Con la Borra aún sale café, te lo echas y después haces café seguro le da un toque fashion.

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                                ·  6 years ago 

                              Te puedo asegurar que no habría mejor guayoyo que el mio! Hasta las inglesas se olvidarían del te!

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                                  ·  6 years ago 

                                jajaja esta muy bueno. quien no desea tener la fuente de la eterna juventud

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                                    ·  6 years ago 

                                  Y barata!

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                                      ·  6 years ago 

                                    jajajajajaja me imagino que eso sale mas barato que el cafe, y que cualquier producto anti envejecimiento. ajajaja

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                                        ·  6 years ago 

                                      Menos mal que es con la borra y no con el café puro, por que saldría mas barato un dermatólogo jajajaja

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                                          ·  6 years ago 

                                        tienen derecho a comer!! jaja

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                                            ·  6 years ago 

                                          Plátano maduro no vuelve a verde hermano mío.

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                                              ·  6 years ago 

                                            Que ocurrencias, gracias por el dato, desde hoy empiezo el tratamiento jajajaja saludos!

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                                                ·  6 years ago 

                                              Con razon muchos vagabundos recojan el cafe que botan las panaderias

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                                                  ·  6 years ago 

                                                Todos son empleados míos, claro los paga comedy open mic español!

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                                                    ·  6 years ago 

                                                  jhajhajhajahaajahaj, no intente con el pup'u de gallina no da resultados...ya lo probé y le digo mas eso de la borra de café cierra los poros abiertos +, bueno los tapa mejor dicho mosca con eso que risa...

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                                                      ·  6 years ago 

                                                    El pupusito de gallina sirve para engordar ganado...se llama gallinácea y si seguimos así.. veremos colas inmensas en criaderos de aves!!

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                                                        ·  6 years ago 

                                                      Si el café te da eterna juventud entonces yo tendré 20 años eternamente :v

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                                                          ·  6 years ago 

                                                        sera que te forras en borra? entonces te llamaran "el borrado"

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                                                            ·  6 years ago 

                                                          Gracias por el dato!!! jajajajajaja

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                                                              ·  6 years ago 

                                                            oye beturrio..casi casi...que me igualas! jaja

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                                                                ·  6 years ago 

                                                              Jajaja siempre hay que ir probando!

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                                                                  ·  6 years ago 

                                                                El secreto de la eterna juventud es nunca madurar. ¡Yo intento no hacerlo, pero desgraciadamente me obligan!

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                                                                    ·  6 years ago 

                                                                  Y obligado NO VALE!! jaja

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