Like Funko Pops? Want to add to the pile of your crippling depression? Well, look no further! The new Funko app is here!

Thanks to this wonderful app, I've realized my mortal coil will long be extinguished before I'm ever able to complete my collection! You can easily browse through their huge catalog and see the insane prices going for a lot of Pops you might want, as well as realize just how much money you'd have to pull out of your ass to keep up with this shit. Now, I can dwell on the thoughts about how all things I like and hold dear to my heart are meaningless in this short life we lead. You know, some peak turbo virgin stuff. So, thanks Funko. Keep doing some great work! 

On a serious note though, for anyone into collecting Pops this app is pretty nifty. This helps give you an idea of the secondary market prices for pretty much any and all Pops, and you can sort through their vast catalog and find some stuff you probably didn't even know existed. Even if it actually did make me realize I'm going to be long dead before I'd be able to be happy with my collection. Especially when these god damn knuckle dragging cavemen keep pumping out the occasional Pop that I'm actually interested in. I can only hope maybe Sora, Donald and Goofy can come shove their keyblades up my dickhole and teach me about friendship and shit before I lose all my reason and sanity. Oh, and lets note that @Blewitt is partly to blame here for egging on my addiction by allowing me access to Pops from his shop. He's practically a black tar heroin dealer at this point. 

Oh, and before I go, my apologies that I've been a bit of a ghost on here lately. Just not feeling too well, been sick on and off over the past 7 or 8 days and just feeling a bit glum. If you don't see me around again for another few days then I've probably been mauled to death by GoT fans, since they all appear to be developing some sort of cuck rabies from how god awful that show has become in the final season. I'm pretty glad I tuned out towards the end of season 3 now. Anyways, until next time you filthy god damn whores.