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Do you like beans?

Do you pass by a passerby?

Can you smell your nose?

Do you igloo, bro?

Do you comment, bro?

I feel like I'm talking to myself....this is weird...

Are you a ham sandwich?

...I know I sure do :)

Oh, do you like to play chess?

The silent type, are we?

It told me just last night that it would like to marry me.

...I respectfully declined.

It's been giving me the silent-treatment ever since :(

Do you ever get the feeling that you're talking to yourself?

Welp, I'm kinda getting bored here...so,...

That's OK. I can live with that.

All that I know is that I'm happy.

...and that's really the only thing that matters to me :)

...well, that, and my pet rock.

...it speaks to me, you know?

I'm not yanking your chain, here.

What I can't live without is your love ;)

....yes, I will sit for hours, talking to myself.

You heard me correctly.

Why do I do it?

...I don't know. I'm certain that nobody knows.

Perhaps I'm insane. Perhaps the world is insane and I'm one of the few sane ones.

Do you love me? Please, respond to this question, if you ever respond...please make it this one time. Please?

There was a young man named doug.

Everybody in town thought that he was a thug.

He wasn't, though, but he did have an ugly mug.

Alright. I think I see what's going on here. Let me try this out.

I like to sit down when I pee.

I like to sip coffee with my tea.

Sally sells sea shells by the sea shore.

How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck were over for dinner?

I've eaten like 2 tons of pastries in the last 2 decades.

You can bag and tag it, cuz that's a fact, jack.

I'm locked and loaded and ready to go!

I like to shout things out, especially when it rains outside.

I once slipped on a roll of toilet paper. It hurt my back when I fell.

I like to rhyme things with "snow".

I mostly like things that I like.

I can't stand the texture of cottage cheese, but the flavor ain't too bad.

Other than those things, I mostly don't like too much.

I had some wonderful cheese the other day. I can't remember the name of it, but it was darn good.

Now I can be one of the cool kids, like I've always wanted to be.

I once broke my finger playing basketball with my friends, way back in my school days.

I knew you guys were cool all along.

Thanks ;)

Mind if I join?

You guys are straight crazy!

Wanna know why?

I can do whatever I want, whenever I want.

I can eat icecream for breakfast and oatmeal for dinner.

I can jump on my bed.

I can pull the curtains off of my walls.

I can skip on brushing my teeth for the night.

I can make people ring the doorbell or knock on the door several times before I answer it.

I can stay up late and party all night.

Cuz I'm cool. That's why.

That's right.

I'm one cool customer.

Probably the coolest you've ever seen.

Yeah.

That's right. I'm like the cat's meow. Mr. big shot.

Yeah.

That's right. I'm a pretty big deal.

I'm like a king amongst men. A wolf among sheep.

e to the i pi is equal to -1...fun little fact for you :)

I often over-emphasize what I write!!!

Cheezits are my favorite snacking cracker!

Fine then. Have it your way :/

Dude. You're really goofy ;)

But not as goofy as me, you see?

Yep. I'm a certified goof-ball...

...and I mean, of the worst type.

The type that will sit by himself, talking to himself...for hours!

I'm like a god. But I'm a humble god.

I'm like the humblest of gods.

I'm basically just like Donald Trump.

Yeah.

That's right. That's EXACTLY who I'm like.

...the "Trumpinator".

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