Jokes that will make all Microsoft Windows users laugh, then cry. Part 1steemCreated with Sketch.

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Whether you're a Mac OS or Windows user (c'mon, nobody is actually running Linux), you've probably heard at least one Windows joke. Since its initial release 32 years ago, Windows has had quite a few bugs and updates, all of which caught the users at the worst possible time.


1. Biggest lie in the history of the world




2. Apparently my computer at work wasn't having it today




3. Blue screen of death on the mall




4. What improvements could be made to Windows 10?




5. Those f**king updates




6. Windows




7. Clippy! Is that you, old friend?




8. Pretty much guaranteed to crash




9. Update and restart




10. Windows XP nostalgia



11. Today I found out where the Windows logo came from




12. I just wanted some water...




13. Bravery and Internet Explorer




14. Windows being Windows




15. Unintentional modern art




16. My daughter was excited for her first computer homework, but then she had her first experience with Windows update instead




17. I feel like Windows mistakenly did something horrible to my files, and then managed to fix them while in a panic




18. Being honest with Microsoft




19. Guess who has homework due at midnight. It's currently 10:30 and has been updating for 10 mins




20. Windows has computer



21. It's treason, then




22. This computer repair shop's Windows windows




23. Convinced tech-illiterate friend to upgrade to Windows 10. Told him it was fool-proof. When he asked how he'd fix it if something went wrong, I said "Nothing is going to happen". He sent me this




24. Windows firewalls




25. Logic




26. When you're home for christmas and it's time for your parents' annual computer maintenance




27. Searching for 'Firef' shows 'Ie' as best match in Windows




28. Nice try Microsoft




29. Oh no, someone forgot to turn the cool sign on




30. Even office urges not to be installed



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