What is happening to the traditional safe sex prophylactics?
To make them more pleasant we have started adding artificial favors to condoms.
We all know the popular verities strawberry, pineapple , peach and apple. There are a few extremes like Starbucks coffee, marijuana and pumpkin spice.
But, who on earth is coming up with crazy food flavors like Pickle & Onion and Bacon ?
Okay, maybe the bacon ones are for looks and don't taste like beacon but you get my point.
What next Whisky flavored condoms? 
Oh, c'mon!!
Would you like to add some 
with that whiskey?
Let's end this absurd practices and get back the basics.
But, if they ever have nacho cheese flavor....I'm in!!