The Iranian vegan ex porn star Muslim camel rights activist who shot 15 Google employees yesterday has been identified as Anis Zubair
After posting 46 videos on Youtube saying that she was going to kill Eric Schmidt for being an evil plate of camel shit who is soft censoring the entire internet to promote zionism and make all truth inaccessible she decided to take action.
(She included a Star of David in all her videos because she is Muslim)
So she went to the Russian online gun store Kalashnikov Mart and bought two Kalashnikovs, paying for them anonymously with Bitcoin.
Google is now calling for bans on Kalashnikovs. And bans on all guns. And bans on Russians. And bans on Iranians. And bans on Bitcoin. And bans on anyone who says "are you people retarded?"
After sleeping in the Google carpark in her T-90 Soviet tank, she went to Google reception and demanded to see Schmidt.
But the prick had gone to Israel to work out how to be more evil so she just shot a bunch of cubical farmers instead. Then she shot herself in the back of the head with a Kalashnikov.
Everyone who saw this was so shocked that they forgot how to take photos, but David Hogg said it was disgraceful that 10 or 15 or 20 or more than 300 employees had needlessly died and anyone who disagrees with him can go fuck themselves.
EXCELLENT satire, dude. I'd give you a thumbs up if I could. And the pictures? Hilarious.
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Don't you have any thumbs? - Have you had digit reassignment surgery?
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Are you retarded? -Quoting you, not asking a question...or am I?- LOL, nah, if I was asking a question I would have said ruhtarded. Speaking of ruhtarded, my actually gay step son thinks at least half the people claiming to be gay and three quarters of transgenders fall under the ruh category...and every native american I know doesn't give a shit if you call them an Indian. hee.
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Only in America!
Fuck you tards are strange...
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We're not fuck tarts, I swear
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Swearing never helps our cause. Maybe if we actually swore- I fucking promise to fucking uphold...yep, if a politician's speech started that way I might actually listen to the rest ;)
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Did you say I'm strange? Pot meet kettle.
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Damn.... At first I thought this was real and was like WTF? Hahahha
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It is real! - I copied it all from CNN
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Thrust me.
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Am I getting the Real news here or another version of the Fake stuff. I think I can trust you more than CNN since they write stuff before it happens.
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Yes i'm more reliable than cnn...
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Well this certainly punched hard, very nice, colorful!
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More crisis actor videos are being made as we speak!
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This is what you see at your prom when you graduate over 40
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Zhe shot heat seeking bullets from a fully semi automatic musket. These's people had no chance whatsoever.
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Before hormone therapy, Anis Zubair wasn't a vegan
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I knew I saw HIMHER at the grocery last week.
Them had a pocket full of shells.
Thing told me: Z'was going to make a mess at google.
I said to thing:
Have a nice day
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her channel got demonetised and she demonetise whole youtube censorship has no way to go in today's decentralised world
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@sift666, this is an evil act, she is claiming to be more powerful, but where her power stops is where another person's own starts, this issue should be treated with utmost and urgent attention else the bitcoin banned may affect the cryto world negatively
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As seen in 84
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In the 80's men were men
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@sift666, this is terrible, do you see how her single evil act wants to cause problem to the cryptocurrency world?
How powerful is she that she can't be arrested?
I think something has to be done on this before the banned ruins down the cryptocurrency market
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@sift666, lols, funny you boss
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that's amazing, a very cool post
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👍
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💪💪💪
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This post was so damn hilarious, that I had to come back for a second reading. Still recovering from the first one LOL.
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porn star aye....
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Sometimes when I read this stuff, I think you are slightly disturbed :D
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LOOOOOLLLZ
Sleeping in her tank overnight in the carpark -- killed me off XD
and this pic^^ haha
cheers
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Wow. Just wow XD
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da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
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Brilliant!
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