my "steemit account"

in consume •  7 years ago  (edited)

I know nothing about any of this. I don't really understand it. What is it, a digital social ecosystem of some kind, replete with an economic monetary function ? Is that what it is ? Ha-ha. Make me laugh and I will submit to some level of involvement. My first task was 'adding an image' and that process confused me, not sure if I got it right. I am doing this entirely over a phone. Phones are temporary things that can break suddenly or quickly run out of battery power; and are therefore patently unreliable by nature (although I imagine billions of them functioning in concert provides some level of predictability even if it remains shaky ground for the lone individual). "Oh fuck, I broke my phone again and lost all my passwords: looks like all my bit-gazillions just slipped out my bitcrack". Well golllyy~ffFuuuck me [rhetorically] [from sea to shining C]. See that haggard emaciated madman bum sleeping on that park bench there~ why, he used to be a bit-millionaire; and now look at him: 75% dead and snoring in public, probably drunk as a skunk and wanted by the law, destined for the county mass grave: his eulogy will be the belching exhaust from a gas powered bulldozer, with not even a pine box to house his bones. Mr. bit-billionaire, lo, what tragedy hath befallen thee ?

So there ya go "steemit": "bitcrack" reporting here from a fringe nebula on the periphery of the outter constellations inhabitted by inherent and conditioned (& conditional) non-social remote pariah states of mind.

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