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It's time for your weekly dose of limericks!
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I've written two with this week's theme (marjuana😎). They come from the same evening: The first time I ever poked smot. 🙃
Without further ado....
My OFFICIAL entry:
Fancy
And your complimentary bonus limerick:
Christmas 1999
True story. It WAS Christmas night. We traditionally went to the movies with friends after everyone was done doing family things. Up until that point I had never even been interested in TRYING pot. But decided to go for it. I remember being crammed in a car and getting so ridiculously high that I could NOT stop laughing. 🤣
Okay, you caught me. We saw only plastic reindeer... not real. 😏
Then later we went to a friend's to partake a little more. At which point I put on a pink feather boa and sat and read dirty stories from a magazine out loud like I was a school teacher! Until I fell off my chair! Lol!😆
So there ya have it. My first time.
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Hahaha.. for goodness sake! What i'd just read @carrieallen?! Lol.. i love yahhhhh
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Bwhahahaha! I had to! I entered a contest. 😉
Just a couple of poems (I love rhyming) to talk about my past. Good times way back then! 😅
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Rhyming is the best - it gives life its zest!
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Hahaha, first times are always the craziest, I think. When I recall my first couple of times... Well, it's hard to believe I was even smoking the same stuff I do now! It was insane! And I laughed way too much. Truly great times.
Nice limericks! I happened to like the bonus one a bit more than the entry, to be honest. Perhaps because I felt it. Anyway, may the best limericker win!
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Thanks! I tend to make several and always pick the loser. 😆
No matter though. They are fun to write... and to remember times long past. 🙃
I'm sure many folk remember 'feeling' being smashed in a car to go for a 'safety break'. LOL! Nowadays, I won't even bring weed into a car (except for transport). So funny. The times, they a changin'.
And yes, may the BEST win! Muahahaha!
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@carrieallen,
you are such a limericist! Thanks for the entry!
@Lymmerik
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hahaha crazy fun, as always!
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