Creative Writing Competition! - ....“ I COULDNT BELIEVE IT AND I KNOW WHEN I TELL PEOPLE NO ONE WILL BELIEVE ME BUT I ......................” - Pls Read On..

cryptogrind (58) in contest • 7 years ago (edited)

Hello again my fellow Steemians and welcome back to yet another instalment of this ever popular creative writing competition series.
Here you are invited to tell quirky, funny, flirty, insightful, sad, happy etc. Life experiences. Since I started this competition, I have laughed, been shocked, my eyes have nearly popped out as a result of some of your entries, damn! You guys are weird! lol, so, to today’s instalment.

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How it works:

To recap and for the new people this is how it works - I start off with an opening line and invite you to describe a life experience (in a 100 words or less) based on that opening line - you enjoy the fun of participating as well as being in with a chance of winning prizes – there are several STEEMS UP FOR GRABS! – That’s right, the winner (s) get 2 STEEMS! and the runner up gets 1 Steem - (please read the rules section carefully, there are not that many rules (only 3) but they are strictly applied ), so, without further ado, here is today’s opening line:

“ I COULDNT BELIEVE IT AND I KNOW WHEN I TELL PEOPLE NO ONE WILL BELIEVE ME BUT I ......................”

please read on to find out how to participate, the rules, etc...

So ok, this should prove to be an interesting one, today we are going to be talking about cheating, I have left the topic deliberately vague so that you guys can come at it however you wish.

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So, that’s the opening line, share a life experience based on that, (preferably a real experience, it’s much more fun if the experiences are real).

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The Rules:

• Keep your entry to 100 words or less so that people do not find it too daunting.
• Upvote this post – (very important rule).
• Resteem – (extremely important rule).

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How the winners will be picked:

• The winners will be decided based on the level of interaction that you guys have with the entry, if you like an entry then please type in the word “vote” in the reply section under the entry

Transparency:

• The winners will emerge at the end of the 7 day life of the post run, shortly after competition closes I shall be sending the winners their winnings, once this has been done I will leave a comment here to let you guys know, so, pretty much the winners are announced soon as the competition closes.

*Caution*******

The rules will strictly be applied, especially the rules regarding upvoting and resteeming, if these rules are not observed you will automatically be disqualified .

FOLLOW MORE WEEKLY COMPETITIONS AND OTHER COOL FUN STUFF! :)

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ola-eu (44) · 7 years ago

I killed it, yes I did, I couldn't believe it and I know when i tell people they won't believe

I travelled to my uncle's place for a visit, on getting there I saw him in a fight with a man of which the man is a Son of an herbalist.
That night when we slept suddenly we heard a bird crying in the toilet of which window and door to the toilet is locked, what a surprise.
As a sharp guy, I quickly hit the bird with a plank till it was dead, I took the picture of the dead bird and I covered the dead bird with a tin. The following morning I called the neighbors to come see the mysterious bird but it isn't there, I checked the picture too and I couldn't find it either.
I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT and when I tell people they wouldn't believe it either

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cryptogrind (58) · 7 years ago

neither do i, i dont believe it, you get a vote from me never the less ....................... dont forget to upvote and resteem though! ................... ruuuuuuuuuuuuuules! :)

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morwhale (50) · 7 years ago

This comment has received a 1.39 % upvote from @morwhale thanks to: @jesserootsure.

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jennyeu (34) · 7 years ago

Lols!
I believe it @ola-eu, next time wake your uncle up.
Good luck

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rejoiceavl (49) · 7 years ago

Yours truely!
Voted

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jesserootsure (34) · 7 years ago

Lols!
Next time don't wait till its morning, just wake everyone up.
Voted and good luck

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adjes-eu (43) · 7 years ago

Hmmmm!
I suspect that bird to be a human spirit (winks)

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fidadjes-eu (27) · 7 years ago

Hehehehe!
Next time flush the toilet with the bird or better still cook it and eat....lols
Good luck gf

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jajafresh (52) · 7 years ago

I couldn't believe it and I know when I tell people no one will believe me but I love you. I might have said this a thousand times till date and I couldn't care enough to know if you believe it because that's my love; the undying one. I might end up being with someone else, but be rest assured that I love you now and I'll love you then. No matter what we've been through and whatever awaits, I've loved you all this while and I shall continue doing the same. They say, when you love someone, you share all your secrets, thoughts, imaginations, desires..in short you make a space for them and let them do the same.

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vwovwe (52) · 7 years ago

Nice punch lines... Voted

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cryptogrind (58) · 7 years ago (edited)

you got your winnings from the last competition right? traditionally people go to the page and acknowledge that they received their prize just so that everyone knows that it has been sent and received

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jajafresh (52) · 7 years ago

I just did as instructed thanks once more @cryptogrind

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cryptogrind (58) · 7 years ago

thanks men, its for reasons of transparency - you win you get paid - i want that to get through to peopl - thanks for doing that

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jajafresh (52) · 7 years ago (edited)

I was thinking you will make a default comment on my post(contest)

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juliet35 (34) · 7 years ago

Real love. I vote

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jajafresh (52) · 7 years ago

Sure it is..

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samstickkz (65) · 7 years ago

Vote

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jajafresh (52) · 7 years ago

Thanks..

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onyemacourage (66) · 7 years ago

Vote

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jajafresh (52) · 7 years ago

Thanks

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biljed (47) · 7 years ago

Vote

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jajafresh (52) · 7 years ago

Thanks

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gnomicrules (47) · 7 years ago

Voted

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jajafresh (52) · 7 years ago

Thanks....

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jblsignature (39) · 7 years ago

I voted...

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jajafresh (52) · 7 years ago

Thanks

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chidimma (39) · 7 years ago

Up voted ,creative write

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jajafresh (52) · 7 years ago

Thanks

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sammyukpong (34) · 7 years ago

Wow.. Nice... Voted

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jajafresh (52) · 7 years ago

Thanks

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noblekings (37) · 7 years ago

I voted u

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desmonddesk (57) · 7 years ago

I vote

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jajafresh (52) · 7 years ago

Thanks man...

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amashuga (25) · 7 years ago

Love..... Vote

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jajafresh (52) · 7 years ago

Lol thanks

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bobbyblanca (25) · 7 years ago

Vote

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jajafresh (52) · 7 years ago

Thanks bro...

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emmanuella (25) · 7 years ago

😎 vote

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jajafresh (52) · 7 years ago

Thanks dear...👗

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enoq (25) · 7 years ago

Vote.. 😍

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emmyllionaire (51) · 7 years ago

Innovative write up.. Voted

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etido (25) · 7 years ago

Vote

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godwinessien (25) · 7 years ago

Voted

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hildaebong (25) · 7 years ago

I vote

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imohpaul (25) · 7 years ago

Love in the air... Voted

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kechukwu (34) · 7 years ago

Vote

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jajafresh (52) · 7 years ago

Thanks

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kemimichael (25) · 7 years ago

Interesting... Voted

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jajafresh (52) · 7 years ago

Thanks

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beingnonye (51) · 7 years ago

I couldn't believe it and i know when I tell people no one will believe me but I once lied to my two year old that Dora the explorer was inside the beans so he could eat it. He's really obsessed with the character Dora and I thought the idea would work. My son being so smart looked at me and shouted "Mummy No! ". So, he threw a 15 minute tantrum and threw the beans all over the floor. While cleaning the floor, I learnt two things 1.The terrible two phase is really real and 2.Don't ever lie with Dora the explorer. He's still my darling sweetheart monster any day though and thanks Dora the explorer.. Lol. Proud Boy mom ❤🙌

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cryptogrind (58) · 7 years ago

ahhhhhh sweet .................... lol .........good entry .... u get a vote from me ............... dont forget to upvote and resteem though! ................... ruuuuuuuuuuuuuules! :)

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beingnonye (51) · 7 years ago

Thank you ☺

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shadowmancer (38) · 7 years ago

I couldn't believe it and I know when I tell people no one will believe me but I know what I saw that night and it was real. I and my mom recently moved in to a new apartment she bought. It was a nice house but looked spooky. I told my Mom that I don't like the place but she said I was been a scared cat. We cleaned the house and arranged everywhere it was really a large apartment. One faithful night, whilst I trying to get some sleep, I began hearing creaking sounds at first I thought it was a mouse. The noise grew louder and louder, I became scared and hid under my blanket. Suddenly I felt a tap on my legs, I opened the blanket to see what was in my room I saw a mysterious personality with no face staring at me. I screamed and my mom came rushing but the being vanished without a trace. My mom didn't believe me she said I was overreacting. I know that creature is still out there somewhere.

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cryptogrind (58) · 7 years ago

hmmmm ...... do i believe this?? ....... lol .........good entry .... u get a vote from me ............... dont forget to upvote and resteem though! ................... ruuuuuuuuuuuuuules! :)

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shadowmancer (38) · 7 years ago (edited)

Sure it happens ghost mysterious creatures I guess you don't believe in them. I have upvoted and resteem

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philipme (29) · 7 years ago

Nice story

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iamthegray (62) · 7 years ago

I couldn't believe it and I know when I tell people no one will believe but I once spoke to this man who has been to the bottom of the sea, slept in the belly of a whale and danced with the mermaids.

I shook my head in unbelief but I could see he wasn't joking.

So I asked for proof and he jumped into the water and disappeared.

He appeared a minute later riding a whale with two mermaids and had a fish tail for legs.

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mfunbee (52) · 7 years ago

Vote

Funny story though

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cryptogrind (58) · 7 years ago

lol .........good entry .... u get a vote from me ............... dont forget to upvote and resteem though! ................... ruuuuuuuuuuuuuules! :)

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princefizzy (48) · 7 years ago

I taught him, yes I taught him but i couldn't believe it and when I tell people they won't believe it
Back then in secondary school, John happens to be the head boy because he was rated as the must brilliant boy. On our final examination day, during the examination, John was sitting beside me in the examination hall, he couldn't answer any question on the mathematics section, I collected his answer sheet and I helped him answer all the questions. When the result to the examination was released, to my surprise, john scored higher than I.
Do I really help John answer his mathematics questions.
I couldn't believe it and when I tell people they won't believe it.

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cryptogrind (58) · 7 years ago

.good entry .... u get a vote from me ............... dont forget to upvote and resteem though! ................... ruuuuuuuuuuuuuules! :)

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awolesigideon (51) · 7 years ago

I couldn't believe it and I know when I tell people no one will believe me but I have actually broke into a school bus to have sex with my ex girlfriend before. It was just after high school and I was plagued with the joblessness that afflicted teenagers then. That's when she came over that evening, but parents were home. A school bus parked on the street was the perfect accommodation for our "exploits". And yes, we got caught.

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cryptogrind (58) · 7 years ago

..........good entry .... u get a vote from me ............... dont forget to upvote and resteem though! ................... ruuuuuuuuuuuuuules! :)

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cryptogrind (58) · 7 years ago

A BIG THANK YOU TO EVERYONE WHO PARTICIPATED IN THIS COMPETITION, IT HAS BEEN A HUGE!, HUGE SUCCESS, THANKS TO YOU ALL, THE WINNERS ARE: 1ST PLACE: ----- "jajafresh"----------- THE RUNNER UP IS: --------- "ola-eu" ------- CONGRATULATIONS TO THE WINNERS, THEIR WINNINGS HAS ALREADY BEEN SENT, IF U DID NOT WIN DO NOT DESPAIR, THERE ARE 2 OTHER COMPETITIONS RUNNING ON MY PAGE AT THE MOMENT SO YOU CAN TRY AGAIN AND GOOD LUCK! :)

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gina2017 (50) · 7 years ago

It's nice seeing you again!

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cryptogrind (58) · 7 years ago

babe, i have MISSSSSSSSSSSSED! u, where have you been!!???

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breezin (69) · 7 years ago

I COULDNT BELIEVE IT AND I KNOW WHEN I TELL PEOPLE NO ONE WILL BELIEVE ME BUT I was driving down the freeway the other day, and all of a sudden, the car in front of me started swerving back and forth over the lanes. Quite a distance and four police cars later the car was pulled off the road. Not sure of the drivers’ intent, police urged the driver to get out of the car from a distance. Then the seemingly compliant driver got out and started shooting at the cops with a slingshot.

For the full story please follow the link

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cryptogrind (58) · 7 years ago

i dont know if i believe this or not .....good entry none the less.... u get a vote from me ............... dont forget to upvote and resteem though! ................... ruuuuuuuuuuuuuules! :)

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breezin (69) · 7 years ago

Hahaha, well it is 100% true, my daughter who was years old at that time, was in the car with me.
Like the saying goes "only in South Africa!"

As for ................... ruuuuuuuuuuuuuules! :)...

I up-voted and resteemed this post even before I started working on my entry; I made a point of adhering to allof your rules!

Hope you have a stunning day!

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moneyinfant (56) · 7 years ago

@moneyinfant has added your contest to the list Steemit Writing Contests: Issue #20. The list is updated on a daily basis and your contest will remain on the list until its expiration - there's nothing you need to do.

The list was created to save writers the excessive amount of time spent searching through the #contest tag for writing contests. Now they can just come to the list each day, see new contests and use their time doing what they love - writing.

If you'd like to help spread the word about the Steemit Writing Contest List I'd really appreciate a resteem, but it certainly isn't necessary. The project is simply meant to help writers save time and contest creators attract more contestants.

P.S. If you know of any contests I've missed I'd love to hear about them. Thanks!

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kiril1987 (25) · 7 years ago

vote and resteem :D

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adityajainxds (73) · 7 years ago

wow i will also try to participate.. ;-)

@adityajainxds

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puppetmaster1111 (42) · 7 years ago

I couldn’t believe it and I know when I tell people no one will believe me but, I was so naïve when I was fifteen, I agreed to help a total stranger pass an initiation into a car club. He asked me to dress him up like a baby and take care of him for a day, and I did! He had bags of full grown sized baby girl clothes. He drank warm milk from a bottle, and ate baby food. I found out later he was scamming other girls in my town too! There was no car club initiation!

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cryptogrind (58) · 7 years ago

lol ...... there are so levels of funny to this story .... poor u though, u got played! ........... lol .........good entry .... u get a vote from me ............... dont forget to upvote and resteem though! ................... ruuuuuuuuuuuuuules! :)

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puppetmaster1111 (42) · 7 years ago

@cryptogrind I upvoted and resteemed as soon as I posted-- thanks! And thanks for being kind because I had worse words for my falling for that!

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cryptogrind (58) · 7 years ago

lol, its actually a sexual predilection, people pay dominatrixes a lot of money here in london for that sort of experience

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puppetmaster1111 (42) · 7 years ago

Eeeww! LOL! Truthfully, a few years later I saw a daytime talk show that brought a group of them onstage, diapers, rattles, playpens, etc! I understood it better, but still, eeeww!

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gimba (52) · 7 years ago

awesome keep on doing the good work

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cryptogrind (58) · 7 years ago

thanks for the upvote

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paulgold69 (28) · 7 years ago

Vote

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noblekings (37) · 7 years ago

I upvoted

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noblekings (37) · 7 years ago

I upvoted

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mrbreeziewrites (58) · 7 years ago

I couldn't believe it and I know when i tell people they won't believe me but I am genius for I consumed an API with pure Javascript in less than two seconds and I transferred it all to my local server within same seconds. Chuckles.

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cryptogrind (58) · 7 years ago

....good entry .... u get a vote from me ............... dont forget to upvote and resteem though! ................... ruuuuuuuuuuuuuules! :)

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sultnpapper (61) · 7 years ago

I couldn’t believe it and I know when I tell people no one will believe me but I was sexually assaulted when I was in the eighth grade. We all know that some of the priests in the Catholic schools liked to have their way with young boys, so it shouldn’t be that unbelievable, but Sister Mary Ann was a different story. She was in her early thirties but could have passed for barley twenty one. “Sure, I can carry the box to the convent after school”, led to my first sex and Sister Mary Ann held nothing back. Amen brother.

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cryptogrind (58) · 7 years ago (edited)

do i believe you? ;)....good entry .... u get a vote from me ............... dont forget to upvote and resteem though! ................... ruuuuuuuuuuuuuules! :)