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in contest •  7 years ago 

There once was a man named Dave
Who dig up a whore from her grave
She was moldy as shit
And missing a tit
But look at the money he saved

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There was a man named Dave
Who found an old whore in cave
She had but one tit
And half of a clit
But think of the CRYPTO he saved

That's pretty good too lol

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