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"If someone slaps you on one side of your face, turn the other one to him."
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Well, it depends on who am I facing:
If a girl slaps me on my face, I'll definitely punch her on her nose because I'd love to see her nose bleeds but if it's a boy, I'll definitely headbang his nose then kick his balls using my knee!!
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Yikes! Not the balls
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If someone slaps me on a one side of my face, I will say this to him
''I WOULD REALLY LOVE TO SLAP OUT YOUR STUPIDITY FROM YOUR FACE BUT UNFORTUNATELY, IT WOULD TAKE ME YEARS TO DO THAT AND ONE THING ALSO -- IF I'LL SLAP YOU BACK, THAT WOULD BE ANIMAL ABUSE .
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It's easy to say so when the firt slap gets reported in CNN and the second in FOX News. 😒
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He won't be done with one side before he begin to see stars from mine.
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''Then knock it off with good kins"
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Yeah right! So he wakes in hell feeling his face had been crushed by a subway train?
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But what to do if someone hits on other side of face also.
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That's where the brick comes in....
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''Who is so courageous that if someone goes to the slaughter"
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"If someone slaps you on one side of your face, understand the real reason, if its love, turn the other one to him, its its theft,evil or dark, step away before you get your second slap"
This way it explains allot and guides to good, good luck all.
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"Good one mate, then I'll high-five him in the face with a brick."
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By doing that you just slapped off my anger.
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Will have to move away befor the other slap lands on my cheek, because i wont like to be involved in a physical fight
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So you want me to be tagged a bitch. Huh ni**a
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smack him back right in the kisser!
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I feel two faced, about this.
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Then your cheeks will be abused!
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If your neighbor fucks your mom, do you say "take my sister too"?
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Ooooh burn! 😆 🔥
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I'll wipe that fucking smile off your face!
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Ghandi: If someone slaps you on one side of your face, turn the other one to him.
Me: What do you do when someone punches you right between the eyes?
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Really?
So when he slaps the other side of my face as well... should I bend over in front of him so he can kick my ass too?
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Kinda kinky, but personally I prefer face down ass up.
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then sing "you better hit me with your best shot, or your gonna have a real bad day!"
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Don't let anyone make you angry, just make them shame about their anger!
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do as you may please if the guy does not respect the chance provided to amend his mistakes, like slaps you on both sides.
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Your greatest pain can become your biggest platform.
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If I get slapped for the right reason then Yes I turne the other cheak, but for the wrong reason then you get my butt instead!
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What if I get slapped on the butt, should I turn the other butt check.....or turn all the way round😟😟😂😂
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