RE: Exaggeration Contest - Win up to 10 Steem!

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Exaggeration Contest - Win up to 10 Steem!

in contest •  7 years ago 

Hi, am Aruocha Chukwudi. I am the second tallest man in the world. As a medical doctor,i have carried out about 500,000 surgeries on different patients.I can stand in the theatre room for about 12hours without eating nor sitting. My colleagues call me the jungle master all because i can do wonders far beyond human expectations such as drinking from my nose,walking with one leg,doing all tasks from different profession and seeing into the future.I saw 2018 before everyone in the world.The touch of my hands makes patients get healed and filled with goose bumps. The words from my mouth makes them blush. I can spit out fire whenever i am annoyed. I am not a dragon but a homosapien sapien with the highest I.Q and personalities. Do you want to see me? Ask google because i am the most poular and best searched name in google in the year 2017.

In reality, I am of average height and just a 500Level student that have just entered the theatre room for just 10 consecutive times. I hardly stay without food nor like standing. I hardly touch my patients except on physical examinations. Water hardly crosses my nose,i hate walking talk of walking with one leg. My salivary gland cant even let me rest on the site of food more of spitting fire which can never happen. Google only knows my name for real whom i am as Aruocha Chukwudi.
Thanks!!!..

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