Do you often make shitty comments to people's posts, hoping for an upvote and a follow? Do they just ignore you, or even flag you, thinking you're a bot? Well congratulations! This contest is for YOU!
WIN 5 STEEM!
That's right! You could WIN 5 steem, just for writing a shitty comment on this post!
Give me your most basic, shitty, unoriginal, crappy comment that you can muster, and YOU COULD WIN 5 steem!
All you have to do to enter is resteem this post, and comment the most shitty unoriginal piece of crap horrible comment that I won't even fucking remember that I got tomorrow, and I'll send you 5 steem if you win!
Considering Steem is currently going for around $7, that's no joke. Win $35 for a shitty comment? What could be easier?
You'll also likely get an upvote from me, just for contributing, which can be worth more than $1.
So, lets see those shitty comments!
Upvotes on my contest are appreciated as well, and will help me recoup the costs, but not necessary to join the contest.
Contest will conclude at time of post payout, to give it a full 7 days.
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Hey dude, here's your daily shitty facts:
Scientists were monitoring whale stress levels by analyzing their poop and found that their stress plummeted immediately following the 9/11 attacks. It turns out this was due to all air traffic being halted, which calmed the oceans of low frequency noise which whales use to communicate
George Clooney once cleaned his roommate’s cat’s litter box for four days, then sh*t in it himself, causing the roommate to think it was from his constipated cat.
The 3.6 million year old Laetoli footprints, one of the most important finds concerning human evolution and evidence of upright bipedal walking, was discovered by Paleoanthropologist Andrew Hill when he dove into the ground in the middle of an elephant dung fight with his colleague.
In the early years of the 20th century, horses were causing so much pollution with their poop that automobiles were seen as the “green” alternative.
Source http://www.kickassfacts.com/25-weird-facts-about-poop/
For more daily facts about poop: http://www.lmfgtfy.com/?q=poop+facts
Cheers!
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I don't think that qualifies as a shitty comment, because it's actually a great one. XD
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Awww come on dude, it's LITERALLY a shitty comment ;)
Seriously though, i like the contest idea, haven't exactly seen it before :) Good luck choosing a winner :P
Cheers man!
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HEllo mr can u help? i need for monie for my family in the desert. we r 18 people and we have nothing. we live in desert with soemetimes no food and we have to wait sometims 4000 days when it rain to drink. all wehave is interet connectuin and macbook air. but now charger is brokn and it cannot work more. can u help pls?
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Wow. And you upvoted yourself. That's extra shitty. You really want to win.
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Aww maaaan, why didn't I think of that?!
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Im a real ol' shithead.
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Like this bro. I Upvoted and commented. Upvote me too. Brother from another mother. Lol
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If this isn't that shitty, then I guess I'm not the shitty type... Lol
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i follw u n pvte nw u fllw me
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😂😂😂😂
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Wow! Now that's a good shit comment!
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I am pretty certain I have seen that exact comment, or something very similar
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Same , I think I've seen that comment before also.
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my dear friend @geekpowered
You and I are spiritual brothers. Time heals all wounds. Good things come to people who wait. The refreshing radiance of solidarity will beautify tomorrow's inward gaze. You Sir, are a valiant specimen of goodness, sterling sample of power and without question an exotic hunk of intelligence.
Steem on, upvote, resteem, keep it up, never lose faith, you have only one life.
Love&Hugs
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This was a new take on the whole shitty comment. I liked it. Good job. old woman voice I'll pray for you.
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its bull shitty comment, standard version for steemit ^
did i just won? 00
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No. The contest isn't even close to finished yet. I was just responding to people because I have a bad habit of just upvoting and forgetting to reply with what I think.
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Very nice post Informative to me. Upvote plsee fllow me too borther
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Are you calling me a bother? HOW DARE YOU! XD
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I wanna win as the shitty comment XD
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nice photo i have joined steemit support me and follow
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Lol....my try
I am like what you are post. I want Steem. I follow, you follow back. Your post educative well. Please halp me to get steem
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nice :-) follow 4 follow?
https://steemit.com/@thezonderproject
plz respond
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Nice post. Upvote and follow me @stelmar
Can't get shittier than this, eh?
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I almost instinctively flagged you. :P
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"shitty comment"
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Literally ¯_(ツ)_/¯
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oshey gaan fun ayoka yii. follow for follow, upvote for upvote.
https://steemit.com/@aamin
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kii ṣe nkan! but sorry, I don't really know yoruba, only a bit of afrikaans and dutch.
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good post. thanks for sharing. upvote me
https://steemit.com/sevendaybnwchallenge/@gentleshaid/seven-day-black-and-white-challenge-day-5
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Dude, can we be friends on faceflush, its full of real intelignt fuc&^%rs like you..
warm retarts @hotdog P& S up -votd folowed bro. from the bushes ya sisters hot !
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me too thanks
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Nice, upvoted and followed, please do the same for me :) And show bobs
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Wow! great content! Follow me
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Yes. Good. You make good art. Upvote follow for follow?
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Hi Sir, I is really liked your post and shared it to all my many follower.
You can upvote me also and follow so I can teach you how to make more monies.
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ZCash costed 6 Bitcoins when it was newly introduced (Nov2016) (about 4k USD back then)
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Nice post, good information...
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I took a picture of my turd just so I can see better content than this.
I won't even feel bad when this gets more votes than your post.
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This was a really shitty comment, and insult, on multiple levels.
I hope you cleaned your toilet first. No one wants to see a turd and your piss stains.
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Good post would read again.
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So beautiful photo!!
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Yes, I took it myself. With my own internets.
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Very niice comment post, i from India brothyr would like to be friend no? Plese foloe me, and I wil foloe u. Up vot my comment post please I have little foloers and I wil upvot u ass whell
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Loks like you sacred da shit out of all trols. God lack finding a weener now.
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I guess my comment is so shitty that it needs further explanation.
It would read as:
Looks like you have scared the shit out of all trolls. Good luck finding a winner now.
But in broken english as true troll would have written it is as is above.
I'm surprised you don't have more comments from trolls when asking for them.
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Oh, come on! Why is self flagging even possible?
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nice :-)
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This one made me laugh actually, lol
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Is it a TRAP???
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Not sure if that's a legitimate question, or a Star Wars reference, but no, it's not a trap.
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This post gave me Heat Rash, it was so dull that Julia would even think it's garbage.
(I don't actually feel that way, but that's my attempt!)
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So, it's too dull for ya? Ya want sumthin sharpah?
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#Savage
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Better shitty comment than your actual entry. :P
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Just confirming only original comments? You should really be more clear.
I am sure everyone totally agrees with me.
Upvote away.
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Original to this post at least. Not like no one has ever said something like "Nice post." before.
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your post is beautiful. i need steem
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This comment was so shitty, I couldn't even in good conscience upvote it with much power.
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Oh my god...
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This isn't a "Things to reply to with 'That's what she said!'" contest.
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Haha @geekpowered, I allow myself to skip this contest (writing a shitty comment goes against my religion - well, that's for the voluntarily shitty comments ;-)), but leave you congratulations for having created this threadnet trapping shitty commentators (gods, now I'm gonna try to figure out where's the exit...).
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No shit...but you ain't shit @geekpowered. You'll probably shit yourself after reading this piece of shit. Oh shiiittt!!!😂
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Oh yes. So scared. Let me upvote with the amount of impressed I am.
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lmao Fuck you!!! haha
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Sipping tea
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Hello dear. I like you content. Please me upvote.
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Several days late, and 5 steem short.
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yeah, nice post. needs more bacon
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