😜Wacky Wednesday! ❓ Weird Questions - PART TWO❓

hlezama (67) · 6 years ago

Greetings, @helpie
What is the funniest joke you know by heart?
A kid comes home from school, "Mom, kids at school bully me ´cause I'm stupid".
"You're not stupid, honey, but I'm not your mom. You live across the street".
What’s the best type of cheese?
The best cheese is the kind I can afford. It can be really delicious.
Is a hotdog a sandwich?
In venezuela we call hotdog the whole bun plus whatever goes inside; since a sandwich is defined as "an item of food consisting of two pieces of bread with meat, cheese and other filling between them", and since we put all those things in a hotdog, then yes, it is technically a sandwich.

What’s the most imaginative insult you can come up with?
I don't know about imaginative, but the baddest insult a person can get is to be called chavista.

If you had to change your name, what would your new name be, and why would you choose that name?
Jack, unfortunately, he did what he did to prostitutes; he could have used his talent for a better cause, such as getting rid of corrupt politicians. People are still wondering who he was.

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carrieallen (66) · 6 years ago

Greetings, Hlezama!
(I also like using the term Greetings.) 😍

I would say your insult is the worst, yet sadly many in America would take pride.
It's a weird world we live in.

Thanks for playing!

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zaidagrilli (57) · 6 years ago

❓ What is the funniest joke you know by heart?

I remember that one of the jokes that literally had me crying of laugh when I was little was when someone said "Pudin" without any reason xD I think all kids that I knew learned that from the fairy odd parents.

❓ What’s the best type of cheese?

Blue cheese... I don't know why, I just love that cheese. Help hahaha

❓ Is a hotdog a sandwich?

You just blew up my mind with that question! XD Well yeah I suppose its a sandwich, but a very special one

❓ What’s the most imaginative insult you can come up with?

I think it maybe could be "concha de tumate!" In Venezuela we said that when we don't want to say a bad word to insult someone xD and it's really funny. It sounds like "to mate skin" xD

❓ If you had to change your name, what would your new name be, and why would you choose that name?

I always liked the name Melody I don't know why xD

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carrieallen (66) · 6 years ago

Ahhhh! Zaida!
Look how much I'm getting to know you! 😍

The hotdog thing blows MY mind too! Is kinda why I ask. 😏 #stupidthingstoponder

LOL! Tomato skin as an insult. I like it. 😎

Thanks for playing again this week! I LOVE IT!!!

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cesarisaad (53) · 6 years ago

And here the answers...

1.- For me the funniest joke is to hide the phone to a friend .. to make him cry.

2.- Jalapeño cheddar cheese 😜

3.- No, it's not a sandwich, it's The glory. Ok yes, it's a sandwich.

4.- You will never see me in second place, you will be the one who smells my farts. 😎

5.- Cosmo, for the character of The Fairly OddParents.

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carrieallen (66) · 6 years ago

Cesar! Welcome to the party!

Most importantly, you are correct: A hotdog IS The glory.

Thanks for playing!

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travoved (65) · 6 years ago (edited)

Say dolphins to somebody when you are crossing lake and show at the lake side 2.Suluguni 3.Yes it's sandwich 4.One more Word and your teeth train will departure
Erofey maybe because it's great Russian traveler

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carrieallen (66) · 6 years ago

Thanks for playing!

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sunravelme (62) · 6 years ago

What is the funniest joke you know by heart?

A teacher asked students to rewrite the following sentence:
Kids make lots of mistakes in the dark.
They rewrote it like so:
Mistakes in the dark make lots of kids.

What’s the best type of cheese?
Gouda is great!

Is a hotdog a sandwich?
It’s meat between two slices of bread so... technically. However, if someone hands me a hotdog when I asked for a sandwich I will be very disappointed.

What’s the most imaginative insult you can come up with?
Hell is empty and all the devils are here!

If you had to change your name, what would your new name be, and why would you choose that name?
Don’t we do that all the time with the internet and our screen names? I tried to get people to call me Kat as a kid, because I thought it suited my personality better, but it never took off really.

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carrieallen (66) · 6 years ago

Sun! You came to play! Yay!

Kids are smarter than the general population likes to believe... 😏

Re: Hotdogs: I feel the same. No one ever put in such a way. BUT ... if I asked for a sandwich and someone brought me a hotdog... not only would I be confused, but a little sad... I totally eat the hotdog, cause hotdogs are awesome... but you get me.

I've never wanted to change my name. I always ask this question for that very reason. I mean, I guess I kinda went by 'several' names growing up, depending on the family member/situation. But by the time I was 14 EVERYONE called me Carrieallen. Like it was all one word. Many thought it was Carrie Ellen and would ask my last name. I have a fun story at WHY I became both my names... but I love it.... I also kinda love me... so that may help.😉

I always like nicknames (for anyone). Kat's a really good one! The only one like that I ever got was "Liz" or "Lizzy". My middle name is Elizabeth and my family called me that for some time. 😍 Names are weird, fun and revealing.

Catch ya later, homefry!

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stevenson7 (55) · 6 years ago

Thank you so much guys, I can't believe I won something.. 😅😅
Yaaaaays...

❓ What is the funniest joke you know by heart?

one time, My friend and his wife were arguing and he said "honey you know the difference between you and a knife now, a knife has a point".

❓ What’s the best type of cheese?

Funny but honest story, I haven't had cheese before, 😂. I don't know the types

❓ Is a hotdog a sandwich?

well, sort of. It's a bread roll... So I guess 😂

❓ What’s the most imaginative insult you can come up with?

say someone smells liked soured yougurt mixed with puke and shit.

❓ If you had to change your name, what would your new name be, and why would you choose that name?

I would definitely want Gabriel.an archangel and God is my strength. It's got a nice ring too it.

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carrieallen (66) · 6 years ago

I'm glad you won! Maybe you'll win again this week. 😍

Bwahahaha! That joke is awesome.

My husband's never had cheese either! He was allergic to dairy his entire life (till he met me..). He's tried most of the other things, but no interest in cheese, really. Once without for so long, it's not a big deal... Now.... Icecream? He LOVES that now. 😎

Awe. I really love the name Gabriel.

Thanks for playing!

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stevenson7 (55) · 6 years ago

Thank you 😁😁😁

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gungho (72) · 6 years ago (edited)

It's nice to meet you. I can answer the questions

❓ What is the funniest joke you know by heart?

★ a) Knock, Knock?
B) Who's there?
A) Boo!
B) Boo, who?
A) aw~ please don't cry...

❓ What’s the best type of cheese? ★ I think Munster Cheese is the best

❓ Is a hotdog a sandwich?
★ No way, José!

❓ What’s the most imaginative insult you can come up with?
★ Why you little twirp!

❓ If you had to change your name, what would your new name be, and why would you choose that name?
★ I'd choose the name Porsche because it sounds really sleek and sexy.

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carrieallen (66) · 6 years ago

It's nice to meet you too!

I'm so glad you're coming by and playing!

Munster cheese... YUM! I have fond memories of that on a bagel from the restaurant I work at during highschool. Food does that to ya.#memories

Who you calling a little twirp!?

Just me hanging out in muh bun....

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gungho (72) · 6 years ago

Hahaga~

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zaidaguevarae (46) · 6 years ago

What is the funniest joke you know by heart?
I like this one but it is understood by those who speak English and Spanish: The zombies that speak English and Spanish: zombilingues? 😜🧟🧟‍♂🤣

❓ What’s the best type of cheese?
The goat cheese 🤤😋
❓ Is a hotdog a sandwich?
In Venezuela, a hog dog is a mega sandwich because it has: sausage, at least 5 different sauces, yellow cheese, bacon, french fries, salad, corn ... 🌭🥓🧀🤤😋
❓ What’s the most imaginative insult you can come up with?

The insults ninjas 😁, for example: "you're lucky, if an invasion of zombies arrives they will not come for you. 🧟🧟‍♂😜

❓ If you had to change your name, what would your new name be, and why would you choose that name?
I'd like to be called Cloe because I love nature. This name has Greek origin, and means "grass" or "green sprout". This was the name of the Greek goddess of agriculture. 🌱🌳🍀💖

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carrieallen (66) · 6 years ago

Goat cheese!!! I totally forgot about that! I used to get it locally and ... well, I should again. LOL!

I would like this hotdog you speak of... Yes, yes, I would.

Ooh!! Cloe is a great name! I didn't know the origins. I love it!

Thanks for playing again this week! 😍

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