Welcome to Punday Monday!
If you’re new here, pull up a stool, order a pun-t, and get to know some of the regulars! I’m your puntender, @improv.
You can jump in any time, and if you aren’t sure how to make a pun, here’s a handy dandy guide:
https://steemit.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
If you’re an oldtimer, welcome back! Get to know some of the whippersnappers. Here, we have a craft brew for you, it creeps up on you. On the house:
(Back in my day, we didn’t have Tinder...if you wanted to swipe someone, you had to become a kidnapper.)
And since you’re an oldtimer, you might be interested in the results of our first annual best pun contest:
https://steemit.com/contest/@freewritehouse/punday-monday-year-one-day-awards-ceremony
If you’re an any-timer, old or whipper, make sure you visit @freewritehouse! There you can meet fellow lovers of goofiness and find even more contests every week! We’re also now featured in the @steembasicincome contest round-up! Find more opportunities to win SBI there!
Hang on to your punderwear...
There’s no business like show business, so let’s show you the business we’re dealing with today!
Here’s last week’s post, and all the puns that are eligible to win this week are in the comments!
https://steemit.com/contest/@improv/contest-punday-monday-61day-sbi-prizes-and-upvotes-also-laughter-is-the-best-prize
Rookie of the Week!
Goes to @professorbromide! I’m sure you’re not new to punning, but you’re new to me!
Pocket Choice awards
Every Friday, I put up a post to solicit audience favorites! They can vote on their favorites by sending POCKET to whomever they want to win. This week’s post is here:
https://steemit.com/pocket/@improv/pocket-friday-sbi-award-pocket-award-and-sbd-award
This week’s winner won a #steembasicincome share, because @freedomshift sponsors an SBI award for our #ccc qualified contest posts. Check out what the Curation Circle Creed is all about by visiting this link: The Honor Code - the Creed (Conditions and Limits Inside)
@professorbromide won @paul.atreides’ heart AND POCKET! He wins! New member of the winner’s circle. As I’m sure you all remember, we’re coming up on the big annual POCKET Choice awards ceremony. Just 4 more opportunities to be inducted! So, go find the biggest POCKET holders, and advocate for your pun to win! That post goes up on Fridays.
If you want to LEARN about POCKET, so you can participate in voting for your favorites, go ahead and check out this link
https://steemit.com/pocket/@improv/pocket-friday-for-punday-monday-here-s-a-way-to-use-your-pocket-and-get-a-laugh
You can also check out more info by @biophil, the creator of POCKET, and he’ll teach you. Check out his posts!
The folks in the POCKET Choice winner's circle are @professorbromide, @tcpolymath, @miniature-tiger, @lilygolightly, @chrisroberts, @stinawog, @f3nix, @doctorcrypto, @heroic15397, @littlescribe, @diebitch, @acolucky, @ablaze, and @paul.atreides.
and our grand prize...
Well, we got a little distracted with horoscope puns about Leos, even though I’m a Virgo, YOU GUYS, but...
The prize for best pun
Best pun of the entire week
Winner of our weekly SBI share giveaway
Best Overall Pun
DRUMROLL, PLEASE
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@antimetica! I’m still chuckling about the 1-2 punch that led us to cling to our piers because we’re doubled over with laughter!
Another big week with many puns! Hooray that many of our regulars are back! Hooray that new folks are finding us (SBI FTW!) Huzzah! Go read them all! It’s never past payout for a laugh attack.
And what prizes do they win, you ask?
Why, as usual, all the punsters got full strength upvotes on their submissions. (WORTH $0.02! So much value!)
Our category winners will each get to choose a post (of their own or someone else's) and I will give that post all the upvote I can (my two cents) and a @tipu tip (Actually worth 10 cents, folks!)!
AND they all get big, exciting SBI prizes!
(@professorbromide, you’ll get your POCKET Choice award from @freedomshift!)
This week's pun topic is...
Beer! (I’m drinking it)
As in,
“Hey, you’re a Canadian. After you have a Pilsner, what do you have?”
…
“I pee, eh?”
Perfect,
I'm so good at puns....
If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!
Who do I nominate for @comedyopenmic’s comedy challenge?
Everyone participating in this week’s Punday! Go forth and comedy!
And, as long as I have your attention… well, this place is probably already saturated with people who have referral codes for various “free money” things, but here are mine!
Coinbase: Cryptocurrency investment- https://www.coinbase.com/join/5929c0788331aa072d9e347e
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"Look! It's a beer!"
"What? A beer? Oh dear."
"Not a deer. It's a beer."
"Yes, a beer...but wheer?"
"Over theer."
"Over theer? Oh deer!"
"No!!!! A BEER. Not a deer. Look right theer. See it's sneer? Ear to ear!"
"Oh my--
"BEER, don't say--"
"Dear..."
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Nice job! The competition has BEER-ly started and you have already submitted this impressive entry. I was confused at first but upon further sober reflection I was BEAR-ly able to understand it. :-)
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I'm so emBEERrassed. You are too kind. I BEERly know what to say.
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You friends are silly, :))))
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Just trying to earn that BLUE RIBBON at the end of the week.
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Say, I should have you two out on my boat for a few beers sometime but we have to be careful or otherwise we might end up drifting off COORS.
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That'd be dope. ;)
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Thank you so much! Last week's pun was not a cake walk, but this weeks should be hoppin'
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Oh man, I BARLEY remembered to come back and have a SHOT at this Beer Pun Shenanigans.... Wouldn't want to let down my BUD @improv.. I know Punday Monday is imPORTERant to him.. It's not my MALT though, I've been unwell with a bit of an ALE-ment..
Right gotta go, my fav Pink Floyd song just came on the radio, "Wish you were Beer"
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The POCKET Friday post is live! Don't make me HARP on again about casting your votes for your favorite puns. It would be nice if someone else picked the winner once in a BLUE MOON.
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RIGHT?! You're not the only one with POCKET.
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Well foam your sake its beertter next round...idk if that made sense im learning this punny business 😂
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Congratulations!
Winner of 1 SBI share that I co-sponsored.
Please also check out the list in the "Current Open Contests" in #ccc.
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Omg thank u so very very much 🌺🌺
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You're doing great!
Maybe you already have, but if you want some tips and tricks, I'm very proud of the How-To post that I link to up there.
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Not bad for her first time at LABATT.
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That's a beer?
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Yes, try one the next time you are feeling BLUE
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Moon, Pabst Ribbon, or its own thing?
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Labatt Blue, it's big up in the great white north
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It's a whole new week. I'm waiting impatiently over there and you're lollygagging over here.
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I did read it lol, but im trying to go on my own smart arass ways haha.
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I was drinking an IPA and I spilled it all down the front of me.
Jeeeez, I pulled a total Dr.Suess!
Hop on pop.
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Hoplarious!
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Good one!
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This is to confirm my continued co-sponsorship of this weekly contest.
Please see this contest and all #ccc contests, that I sponsor or co-sponsor, listed in Current Open Contests and provide all updates there.
Thank you!
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Hi improv,
Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.)
Judges:
If you have any questions or queries please feel free to contact one of the judges or come say hi in discord: Click Here
Thank you to @matytan for the great banner
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Wait! No! Whoops! I take it back. This would be entry 3... So. Not an official entry, k? Just, like, "hey, look, a funny contest with overlapping interest people type fun times woohoo yaya "
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I don't usually drink alcohol. But at the clown reunion, I just had to grin and beer it.
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I was drinking beer out of shot glasses down at my local watering hole. A woman across the bar just sat there glaring at me as I sipped my beer.
Finally I couldn't take it anymore and I say "What is the problem?!?!"
She says "Why don't you get a pitcher, It will last longer."
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HA.
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Congrats to all the winners!! Well deserved... And great to see you drinking Guinness @improv!! Now, I'll put my thinking cap on for some beer puns...
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Yes!
Though, the fact that Guinness now makes multiple different flavors of beer, is kinda disappointing. The store only had this one, which wasn't as smooth and creamy as I remember Guinness being in Ireland.
It was Guinness Extra Stout, which is I guess as close as you get in a bottle, but what I wanted was Guinness Draught.
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Yep they should stick to what they know!! The can, nor the bottle come anywhere close to the creamy loveliness of a big luscious pint of the black stuff!
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So we are all in agreement that this is not the entry you want judged?
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WE AGREE! (Unless this was the entry that you though was a 5. It wasn't)
...but you have to admit,
this is hilarious:
(Back in my day, we didn’t have Tinder...if you wanted to swipe someone, you had to become a kidnapper.)
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This post was shared in the Curation Collective Discord community for curators, and upvoted and resteemed by the @c-squared community account after manual review.
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oooo!
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Looks like you got a SQUARE deal!
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I'm glad for anything aROUND these parts.
I didn't do anything to get this, but I do TRI every ANGLE
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