The "NEVER WOULD I EVER" Challenge #5 - SOCIAL ETIQUETTE

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THE "NEVER WOULD I EVER" CHALLENGE

where the most upvoted scenario wins!

THE GAME IS SIMPLE...

A weekly
NEVER WOULD I EVER category such as ...
"FASHION" is given, with an accompanying example to get the creative juices flowing.

Your objective is to comment with something
that YOU
WOULD NEVER, EVER DO!!!

It can be something
outlandish, crazy, ridiculous, embarrassing, shocking or irritating...
but it MUST be related to the category.

After the 7 day curation period
the commented scenario with the most upvotes

WINS 70% of the post earnings.

Winning SBD will be transferred within 7 days after the close of each challenge.
(Remember to share your comment link with all your friends so they can support your entry with an upvote!)

So on that note, lets get to this weeks challenge...

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NEVER WOULD I EVER... #5

CATEGORY: SOCIAL ETIQUETTE

(Example: Never would I ever lick my plate in a restaurant...)

and go...

HAVE FUN!!!

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LAST WEEKS WINNERS

THE 1st PLACE WINNER OF LAST WEEKS CHALLENGE WITH 81 UPVOTES IS

@otemzi

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Your $21.294 Steem Dollars will be transferred to you within the next 7 days!

And also a special mention to our second and third place winners...
@lucyc - 71 upvotes
@birjudanak - 36 upvotes

Congrats - and good luck with this weeks challenge!

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Great vote for my friend

Thanks man

Haa will not want to do that. lolx
@seyiodus.

Lol, No one would what that anyway... Voted

You wojld be shocked

Hahahahaaha -- nice one. Me sef dey scratch am if I need am, I no dey look anybody face 😁

Lolz

Vote

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Lol! No worry the thing no itch you reach. When it will start eh, yoruba people will say ko mo bus stop. You got my vote

Hehehheheh. Thanks man

Hehehheheh. Thanks man

This contes is a sure win.. good luck

Thanks, appreciate support

Scratching is not my problem, my problem is sniffing your hands after scratching.

Ewww!! Not cool

Everyone gotta admit it's way better to go to a comfortable spot, away from prying eyes and scratch to satisfaction.

Yeah. More ethical to do so

I have done that as promised

If it scratches you, kindly ignore

Till yull sttart dancing skelewu on the road

LOL
That’s the last thing anyone would want to be caught doing outside

Yu dont know some people

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I almost said the same thing... without reading it.

Good that i haven't said it because it was not unique... lol

Good luck

As for me, i wouldn't do that. But i've seen couple of girls doing that tho.

Thats gross bro

Really.... Lolzzzz

Nice one. Sounded funny and factual

Good

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Lol..... If you have to do that, make it coded

Great

😁😁

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Lol

Lol!
Upvoted.

Never ever!

Ewww. Cant try that

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Hahahha nice one!

you will get there my friend

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Lmao

Upvoted

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This caught me on aware...I think I would have to watch all surroundings to make sure the coast is clear before doing such...lol. Nice one man!

Vote for you friend

Good luck brother

That is actually an evidence of unhygienic life style and shouldn't be indulged in for any reason whatsoever!

Nice1....

lolx....nice one

Na to enter one corner scratch am sure pass..upvoted!

Brother your head is there.. But the tin can be so swit ehen

Cool..

You have won already

Lol

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I see you are going higher, win this contest for all of @airhawk-project

Thanks man

great comment from you, makes sense

Make us proud champ!

You've earned the vote.

vote

You will be the center of attraction if you do so

Vote

You got that bro

This is hilarious. Lol

Me I would oh!! Lol.... Upvoted!

All the best bro

Best of luck

You sure about that 😂

I trust you win.

Exactly bro i cannot ever do that

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Never will I not vote you boss...Nice one!

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Goodluck

Done bro...good luck!

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Upvoted!

Hope you win the contest. Thumbs up.
Upvoted

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voted

So there, upvoted you. Bring home the prize.

Naso, lol

Win dis one bro

UpVoted... Success

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Good luck man

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  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Hey! No be you i see for amala junction dey pick meat wey fall from your hand. You got my vote

Good luck

Best of luck buddy.

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Nice one man man

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I love this! No fake promises!

I trust you win.

Better than telling lies

so lovely

Thanks boss

@abuja-steem just upvoted and resteemed this post. Help us to do more by upvoting this comment

Thanks and God bless

nice one bross @motivatorjoshua

Vote.

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What if you are from a family that you dare not say NO to your parents and they want you to marry a particular lady for whatever reasons?

Are my parents going to live with her forever?

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Interesting

This is cool..

Hehehe.. Awesome!

Nice

Yeah, keep honest always, man 😀

Vote
Funny but truthful

That is the best decision ever

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I love this

Nice and lovely

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Smile once you are on the alter it is no longer a child play

I'm telling you boss... Thanks

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Nice one

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Why wait till the alter? Thats wickedness but i vote sha.

I love this, promise me fake one not

Nice one...

Thank you all for your support, trust me I will support you all in the following days! “Make good and good will come to you” @orginalworks

Amen and same here

Nice one boss

Lolz.... It is not bad

good thing that lol

The gentleman😎

I trust you win.

its a win win

I hope you do win

wow, bro same here never will i scream at her, she is far too precious

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Never would I ever loudly clearly my phlegm-filled throat and swallow in a public place again.🙈😒

Lol. Nice one dear

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@thelovejunkie for president

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Lovely

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Hahahaha you said ... “again”.

Nice one....

Voted!

Thanks bro

Haha!! That's it

loool!

Loooolz.
I will never!

Hahahahahhahhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhaha
Never will i..
Lolzzzz.

Never would I ever walk through a restaurant with my tail lifted.

Think about it. Imagine you are eating. Now try to unsee it.

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

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Never will I ever sleep in a public gathering.

Done bro

Never will I tarnish the name of steemit community among everyone

Never will I pay $16 for a bowl of ramen noodles. I don't care how bougie the ramen shop is.

Thanks guys for the upvote truly couldn't have done it without you guys now I know people do care

congrats on the win @otemzi ;)

Congratulations bro

I you are welcome hommie

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Never would i ever be talking while my mouth is full ,, coz i dont want to share my food while talking ..

Wooooooooooo!!! Laughing out loud

Never would I ever leave the toilet with unwashed hands.

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Never would I ever stop paying my tithe in church again.

Never would I be found eating on the street

Never would I ever tasted dog food.

unless your drunk :D

Never would i come back to Read this comment of mine

I will nevet Sing in public...:(
😢🎵🎤🎶
Odds are high that I don’t have a good voice. Odds are even higher that I am under the mistaken impression that my one audition away from being the next American Idol. While I should feel totally comfortable singing in the shower, you should not be the one volunteering to sing solo love ballads at karaoke bars while everyone is still sober.

Never would ever i will put fingers in my nose in public place because it is a very bad thing hehe.

lol!!!! gross! hahahaha

Never would I ever shout at a waiter for taking my order.

unless it was for their lack of bananas, right? lol

Never would I ever fart in public like I rocketed to moon..

hahahahahaha!!!! lol

I can't unsee this. hahahaha!

Never Will I ever discuss my private and personal issues on social media....

Vote.

Vote.

Never would I ever abandon a friend in need.

Never would I ever be caught sleeping in the public with my mouth opened

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

never would I ever look at my feaces after defecating ..

Never would i ever thought to kill myself.

Nice....... Quite lovely

Never would I pick and eat a snack that fell on the ground in public.

I would not jump in front of a lady to take the only free table in a restaurant or bar or etc. Even if i was first entering the door there.

Some good behaviors are lost today, but whatever i'm not old and also not bad mannered.

Never will i ever say "Amen" in church again

I would never leave you at the altar my love

Never would I ever be caught hitting a lady in public...I say no to domestic violence

never...

@bhoa nice one

Never would I pick my nose in a public restaurant again!

never would I masturbate in the cinema again because of X-rated scene

Never would i ever disrespect my elders ....

I will never be caught farting in public

Never would I ever eat onions before leaving my house

Never will I ever try to hold a fart in public lol. (Here comes the suffering, for public xD)

Never would I ever fart in public

Nice one. Thumbs up

I cant be caught licking my plate cos i dont lick plates.lol

Nice one Boss! I hope you win....

Never would I ever text during a movie...esp with the screen brightness on 100% T-T

Never would I ex(short)change bitcoin for shit coin!

Never will i ever make sounds with my mouth while eating in a public place.

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Nice one jaynie

Just dropped my signatory on it
@diamondrich

Really great challenge @jaynie! Keep going!

owo

Never would I go to a friends house without a bottle or wine (or chocolates at least).

Never would I ever use my salad fork to eat my steak. That would be proposterous!

Never would I talk in public conversation when am not invited.

Never would I ever again order for food off a menu in a foreign restaurant whose meaning I don't know 😭😭😭😭

nice challenge

Nice post

Never would I ever stop from appreciating all Steemit Founder and members for the love they have been showing me since I joined 6 days ago.

Never would I ever pick my nose in public and eat the booger.

nice topic this week, will have to think of something and come back here!

Never would I ever touch a girl's nipple with the same hand I used to finger fuck her just now during foreplay in a one night stand situation. Why? Because I might find myself sucking that same nipple I've just touched with the soiled hands.

PS: Remember I said it was a one night stand, this tells us that I do not know the girl much enough to trust her at all to give her head or let her pussy moist get into my tummy. And you know, even when you're giving head to a girl you don't swallow, but if you're sucking a nipple you swallow.
This never would I that i've just said here is a mistake a great lot of guys make a great lot of times.

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

Never would I ever be rude to people that handle my food.

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Never will I ever try to slap a soldier again in public

Never would I have asked for a follow back on someone else's post on steem it.

Never would I wear my blouse inside out with price tag intact at the back and wondering am I especially so gorgeous that day because so many people just look at me with one kind of smile.

"Seriously? Why so many people today keep look at me, even have a 2nd look? Do i look like some celebrity or what?"

i will never scratch my nose in the public. so help me God.

Never would I ever marry my Ex.

Never will i ever fart aloud a smelly fart in a public transport system(a bus , train or airplane)

Never would i ever have sex without getting paid

Never would I ever make the crypto mistakes of 2017 again. 2018 will be steaming 🔥 on crypto investments

What an awesome contest theme! I'll be back after I've had a think (and when my VP climbs back up out of the sewer... LOL!)

NEVER WOULD I EVER swim in a baggy sack of suit

Never would I ever masturbate in a public toilet.

Never would I ever dare to call Mr.Donald trump as duck....,,,,,😋😋😋😋

Never would I ever think of Tom and Jerry as entertaining show ....Man ....I watched Trump and Kim Jong speeches

Never would I EVER speak so loudly on the phone in a restaurant or on public transportation, so that everyone can hear the details of my conversation. I truly despise this kinda behavior so bad....

Never would I ever clean my hand in front of someone after shaking hands

Never would I ever insist that someone cook a homemade meal for me and then vomit on the remaining food on my plate to show my distaste for the food.

Never would I ever be that incredibly annoying person at the movie theater who feels compelled to loudly call out their own "commentary track" on what's happening in the film and what they think should happen next.

"NO! Don't go up them stairs! There's a MONSTER up there! DON'T DO IT! Goddammit... whatcha DO that for?!?! Now yer gonna get killed, just wait!"

Nev with i be caught scratching my armpits in public

Never would I poop on restaurants' restroom.😅

Never will ever suck my girl boobs in public.

Never would I ever be caught dancing at a party! Only my fellow poor dancers will understand dz..lol

Never would I ever allow my wife to wear see - through cloth to a wedding reception....... One "who plants grapes by the road side, and one who marries a pretty woman, share the same problem"

Lol, funny gif there, I guess you only lick the plate that way, when the meal is too good.

Never would I ever be caught engaging in casual sex...lol

Never would I ever slap a person from behind and run away! :D

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never would I ever be seen in a lecture room on my undies 😂😂

Nice one

I would never have sex in a public place without my boyfriends consent..

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Never will I upvote this kind of picture

that's not my fault. lol

Hahaha you are still on the right track of the contest