Join the WORST STEEMIT CONTEST #4 all losers win! (SBD + Whaleshares)

in contest •  7 years ago 

COMMENT WITH THE LOWEST NUMBER OF UPVOTES WIN!

Yes, you are trying to be the worst contestant and not to get upvotes :D But others also want the main prize so they will try to spoil your chances of winning by upvoting your comment. Previous rounds proved that entering with ANY comment guarantee you some comment payout at the end and if not... Congrats! You won the main prize!

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THE WORST RULES:

  1. Write the worst joke in comments. (stupid, corny, offensive, unfunny, whatever:)
  2. Upvote/Resteem this post.
  3. Start upvoting your opponents comments to win!
    Don't forget to come back to check your position from time to time...

ENTER UNTIL:

Wednesday (December 13) - 22:00 GMT (+00:00)
(I will not count entries posted after this time.)

You can check your time difference here:
https://greenwichmeantime.com/timepiece/world-clock/world/

COMPETITION ENDS:

Saturday (December 16) - 22:00 GMT (+00:00)

THE WORST PRIZES:

WINNER: 10 SBD + 10 Whaleshares
1st RUNNER-UP: 5 Whaleshares
2nd RUNNER-UP: 5 Whaleshares
(+much more SBD in comment payouts..:)

*I only count first comment from each user.
*Don't be angry at me for upvoting. I keep it fair and try to upvote ALL your comments.
*I will do random pick in case more people have same number of votes.
*Some people tried to post endless white images to confuse people in comments so NO, those can't win.

You can check previous round here: https://steemit.com/contest/@lepton/winners-of-the-worst-steemit-contest-experiment-stats People used interesting strategies and some of them wrote hillarious entries so I look forward to reading your jokes again.

Lets make some SBD together and as always:
May the WORST player win!

@lepton

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Still???* Goes away now to mope *

  ·  7 years ago (edited)

*Sighs * @Khurshid

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FULL HOUSE JOKE? Should I downvote your comment?

Does Uncle Jesse have to help you learn a lesson about kindness at the end of this episode?

My favorite DJ is DJ Tanner.

My favorite tanners are the ancient Sumerians.

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@lepton Huzzah! Can't wait for the next WORST STEEMIT CONTEST, too!

I command you to vote for me immediately.

What does a grape say after it’s stepped on?

Nothing. It just lets out a little wine.

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My Grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology!" I replied, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.

What Do You Call a Fly with no wings?

!! A WALK !! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...

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You know what no one talks about in public anymore - Pussy farts...

(George Carlin)

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  ·  7 years ago (edited)

I heard this on TV few years back.

The teacher ask a student:

"Can you give an example of an amphibious animal?"

The bright student replied,

"A frog"

The teacher ask another student:

"Can you give another example of an amphibious animal?"

The other student replied,

"Another frog".


Picture source: Pixabay.com

Cool.

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Shit I did the same one. Its everywhere if you look up bad jokes

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Today a man knocked on my door to ask for a small donation to a local swimming pool

--I gave him a bowl of water

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Y'all should all upvote steamboard it can steal our game.

You have collected your daily Power Up! This post received an upvote worth of 0.18$.
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DEAR GUYS Pls Treat your girlfriend like Toothbrush, don't let anyone touch or use it, only you and you alone. Keep it Clean and Safe.

(I know the girls are Happy now)
Also don't forget to change it every 3 months 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

How does Moses prepare his tea? – Hebrews it.

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I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.

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I have kleptomania. Sometimes when it gets really bad, I take something for it.

so a baby seal walked into a club

OUCH!

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Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Me
Me who?
Me meeting ghost.
Hahahaha

This contest looks real but sounds like a joke it self

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Worst contestant with Nasty & Offensive jokes.. ¿Huh?

¿What did God say when he made the second black man?

¡Fuck! I burned another one!!

(Yeah! I upvoted myself to lose the contest on purpose.) :p

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What's the Internet's favorite animal?
The lynx

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

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I'm watching basketball

Im ballin

lol

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crazy contest ever but, it would be appreciated if a whale passes by... But only a mother fucking whale could upvote this!

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Last night I slept like a log. I woke up in the fireplace.

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i actually love this ! :-)

That guy dances like @teamsteem!

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I used to think the steemit "claim reward" on others wallet meant they just won some competition when i joined steemit newly..... Now don't upvote! I dont wish to claim rewards!

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What if i told you that this is a rhetorical question

I'd say you missed the mark... (?)

Lol... you don't answer a rhetorical question 😂😂😂😂

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Taxation is theft.

Did you hear about the brooms? .......They're sweeping the nation!

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delete

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You're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out. What you are while you're in there?

European.

now that is not funny not all europeans come frome Peniscola

Lol. I’m waiting for that big prize!

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What's green, orange, black, and has no legs? Hell if I know

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Worst Joke Ever: Windows Vista

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Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

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Please i would like to have the worst price,because it the price i deserve.

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I ween to!

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Who will win in game of chess – Bush or Osama Bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin because Bush is missing two towers.

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Me this came tiihhigffth

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Steemit is for dumbass people. Don't even dare upvote this..

You prefer downvotes?

Lol

I prefer upvotes in the right places.. 😁

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How does Moses prepare his tea? – Hebrews it.

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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

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My grandmother used to tell us a joke. She’d say “Knock knock”, we’d say “Who’s there?”. Then she’d say “I can’t remember”… and start to cry.

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Q- How did the Mexican feel about the wall Trump's building?
A- He'll get over it.

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Click on this link.

It's yellow and you can stand on it.
A chick.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, 'Sorry we don't serve food here.

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I'm sure I won't get any upvotes 😊

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Wow. I have to comment . Nice .pls upvp

I don't think Hitler was actually such a bad guy...

After all,

He did kill Hitler.

LOL! (that's what they want you to think)

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What's red and bad for your teeth?
A brick

.

no joke found

You forgot the 404.

What does a crypto kitty say every 15 minutes ????........ Another one !!

Do you know where snowmen keep their money?
In nothing else, than a snow bank! :-)

I already won it with my love.

Que : How do you make a blonde fall from a tree?
Ans: WAVE at her

Please don't upvote me. I want to win this contest. 😜

You know what?, steemit is going crazy,..
Just imagine this contest😁😁😁

Sheesh! @lepton.. I'm almost sure I'd win The Worst Prize on this WORST STEEMIT CONTEST #4, if I didn't know that I'm a true "savage" to get THE LOWEST NUMBER OF UPVOTES thru my broadly loud soliloquy. }:)

Btw, ¡Upvoted & Resteemed! LoL

Nice! I love PES stopmotion vids. Quacamole, Spagetti.. even the old one with human skateboard :D

My girlfriend said that I do not listen to her at all. Well, or something like this ...

What do you get when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?

Endless Laughter.
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You get nothing...

I noticed the bus driver is always reluctant to turnup the the volume of the music and one day when i asked he said he is conserving his fuel!

Hehe i think this is #worstjoke ever.

Why did the hamster cross the road?

IT WAS STAPLED TO THE CHICKEN

LELELELELELEEDLEEDLEEDLELULZZ

Q. What you give to injured lemons?
A. Lemonade.

how do whales clean their suits?

steem

that one is fantastic !

What name do you give a puppy when it has no legs? You do not name it, because it does not come when you call .... (i even hate it to write it myself)

hahaha, cruel but funny

I allready did? :-) I voted for clubs :-)

The worst stupid, corny, offensive, unfunny, whatever joke.

:(

Do you even joke, bro?

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Q) Why did the chicken cross the road? A) to get to the other side

Wow

I love to Work but I don't Work.
It's simply because if I do Work, it gets finished, and how can I finish something that I love so much!
Be lazy, think crazy!

Nice contest.

Once upon a time... I ate pie... The end...

What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
Snowballs.

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