Hello fellow steemians!
Joke contest #3 was won by @robertstewardson! Congrats!!
Time for joke contest #4😁
First the prize......since my buddy Fish the @beachbuminvestor generously donated me 5 SBD, I will pay it forward:
THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST WILL RECEIVE 5 SBD AFTER 7 DAYS!!
The rules are simple:
1.Upvote this post
2.Tell your best joke in the comments below.
3.Only one entry per person
4.Your joke in Dutch or English only
5.YOUR JOKE HAS TO BE A Q&A JOKE, for instance:
Q: Why are pirates called pirates?
A: Because they aaarrreee!
Feel free to resteem this post: the more jokes, the marrier.
Good luck...and good laughs everybody!
THIS CONTEST WAS WON BY @REMIC2005. CONGRATULATIONS. JOKE CONTEST NR.5 IS UP.
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Q: Who I am if I download a movie illegally in the caribbean ?
A: A pirate of the caribbean
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😂👍
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Nice try, but no cigar this time @cedaout. But you can try again here: https://steemit.com/contest/@marcovanhassel/joke-contest-nr-5-make-us-laugh-win-some-sbd
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Question: What do monsters make with cars?
Ans: Traffic Jam
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Good one🤣
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You didn't win this time @chetanpadliya. But you can try again here: https://steemit.com/contest/@marcovanhassel/joke-contest-nr-5-make-us-laugh-win-some-sbd
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What do breasts and martinis have in common? :D
Answer: 1 is not enough and 3 are too many!
(I didn't do a joke about penguins this time :D)
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You win this one @remic2005 ! Congrats!
5 SBD coming your way👍.
The next joke contest will be up very soon.
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Yaaay :D
Thanks a lot :D
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No problem buddy👍. New contest is up: https://steemit.com/contest/@marcovanhassel/joke-contest-nr-5-make-us-laugh-win-some-sbd
Wanna try again?
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Sure :D
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Good to see you again @remic2005. Thanks for the laughs👍.
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What did the elephant say to the fat naked man?
It’s cute but can you pick up peanuts with it?
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Whahaha....cheeky👍
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You were close to winning this one @magnex. Wanna try your luck again? You can! Right here: https://steemit.com/contest/@marcovanhassel/joke-contest-nr-5-make-us-laugh-win-some-sbd
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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the the other side...
But now take a step back and look at it as a suicide joke... "to get to the other side man...."
Mind Blown....
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Mind blown for sure🤤😂
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Nice try @bunni. Do you have any more mind-blowing jokes? https://steemit.com/contest/@marcovanhassel/joke-contest-nr-5-make-us-laugh-win-some-sbd
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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
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Nasty😨 but funny at the same time😂😂
Welcome back @robertstewardson
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No win this time @robertstewardson. But you were close😉. Wanna try again? https://steemit.com/contest/@marcovanhassel/joke-contest-nr-5-make-us-laugh-win-some-sbd
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Q: Why did the bicycle fall over?
A: Because it was two tired!
Resteemed, because who doesn't love a good joke?! (>‿◠)✌
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Thanks! Good laugh😂😂
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Wanna try your luck again @goofygrapes?
https://steemit.com/contest/@marcovanhassel/joke-contest-nr-5-make-us-laugh-win-some-sbd
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Judge: “Why did you steal the car?”
Man: “I had to get to work.”
Judge: “Why didn’t you take the bus?”
Man: I don’t have a driver’s license for the bus.
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😂
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Unfortunately you didn't win this one @alexandruionescu. Try your luck again here: https://steemit.com/contest/@marcovanhassel/joke-contest-nr-5-make-us-laugh-win-some-sbd
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Why does Shrek buy Dulux over Crown?
Because Dulux is, Dulux is, Dulux is the per-FECT PAAAIIINNNTTTT!
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😂 thanks
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Do you have any more jokes @balditron? You can enter my new contest here: https://steemit.com/contest/@marcovanhassel/joke-contest-nr-5-make-us-laugh-win-some-sbd
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What did the man say when he got hit by the rental car?
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It Hertz
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😂😂🤣good one bro!
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No win this time @johnwjr7. But you can try again here: https://steemit.com/contest/@marcovanhassel/joke-contest-nr-5-make-us-laugh-win-some-sbd
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Q: What do you do to get a bottle of "chilled" beer?🍺
A: I steem it!
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Funny😂
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You didn't win this one @xyzashu. Wanna try your luck again? https://steemit.com/contest/@marcovanhassel/joke-contest-nr-5-make-us-laugh-win-some-sbd
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Why did three blondes jump off a building?
They wanted to see if their maxi-pads really had wings.
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Not bad🤣
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Do you have more jokes @alovelymess? Try your luck again: https://steemit.com/contest/@marcovanhassel/joke-contest-nr-5-make-us-laugh-win-some-sbd
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Q: Why do I smell so bad ?
A: Because I didn't take a fucking shower. HA HA
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😑
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This post received a 4.6% upvote from @randowhale thanks to @marcovanhassel! For more information, click here!
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This post has received a 0.66 % upvote from @booster thanks to: @marcovanhassel.
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