This is a crude joke that I heard somewhere else (I didn't come up with it), but it made me laugh and then feel guilty about laughing about it soon after.
Q: What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
A: I've never paid $300 to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
And just so you know you can't offend me....
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke?
Your mom can't take a joke!
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Hell yes!!! Extra points for sharing one I haven't heard before, as well as giving me the first chuckle of the day.
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