WIN 3SBD WHILE HAVING FUN 🍷 😂

steemcenturion (46) in contest • 7 years ago (edited)

Good morning my beautiful steemians, it's your steemit babygirl @steemcenturion.

If you've been following me since you should have known that it's my two weeks anniversary on steemit and I've won 2 contests (writing about it in my next post).

So I've decided to give back and show some love....

Most contests I've been into is won through up votes, which are hard to get by newbies, so I've decided to try something new ...

You're in for something sweet

CONTEST RULES

UPVOTE AND RESTEEM THIS POST
MAKE A SWEET JOKE AS COMMENT (NOT LESS THAN 100 WORDS).

YOU CAN FOLLOW @steemcenturion but it's not compulsory...

WINNER WILL BE CALCULATED BY TWO WAYS, COMMENTS AND UPVOTES.

THE PERSON WITH THE HIGHEST NUMBER OF COMMENTS IS THE WINNER.
THE PERSON WITH THE HIGHEST NUMBER OF UPVOTES IS SECOND PLACE.
THIRD PLACE WILL BE RANDOMLY PICKED... 😍

HERE'S THE CAVEAT, ANYONE CAN MAKE AS MANY COMMENTS AS POSSIBLE ON YOUR COMMENT, INCLUDING YOU!!! SOUNDS FUNNY RIGHT? THAT'S IT.

SO BE INNOVATIVE IN YOUR COMMENTS.

Prizes:

First place: 2sbd
Second place :1sbd
Third place : 0.5sbd

Please note that and prizes are likely to go up as more donations come in, am trying to give back to the community with the little I have. Let's have fun people.

GOODLUCK PEOPLE...

It's your steemit babygirl @steemcenturion wishing you all a wonderful week ahead

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7 years ago by steemcenturion (46)

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harris2017 (37) · 7 years ago (edited)

Three men , a philosopher a mathematician and an idiot , were out ridding in the car when it crashed into a tree . before anyone know it, the three men founded themselves standing before the pearly gates of heaven , where st peters and the devil were standing nearby. "Gentelmen", the devil started , deu to the fact that the heaven is now overcrowded ,st- peter have limit the number of people entering the heaven . if anyone of you can ask me a question which i dont know or can not answer , then you're worthy enough to go to heaven ; then you'll come with me to hell," the philosopher then stepped up ," ok, give me the most comprehensive report on socrates' socrates' teaching." With a snap of his finger , a stack of paper appeared next to the devil. The philosopher read it and conclude it was correct.
"Then go to hell!" With another snap of his finger , the philosopher disappeared.
The mathematician then asked," give me the most complicated formula ever theorized!" With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared next to the devil. the mathematician disappeared too. The idiot then stepped forward and said , " bring me a chair . " Drill 7 holes on the seat." The devil did just that . the idiot then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart .
Standing up, he asked, "which hole did my fart come out from?" The devil inspected the seat and said," the third hole from the right ,"
"Wrong," said the idiot, " it's from my asshole."
and the idiot went to heaven

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diamondrich (54) · 7 years ago

Good luck to you

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5 votes

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harris2017 (37) · 7 years ago

Thanks you so much

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traviz (48) · 7 years ago

congrats to you.

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harris2017 (37) · 7 years ago

Thanks

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harris2017 (37) · 7 years ago

Thanks so much

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peakreal1 (61) · 7 years ago

All d best

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harris2017 (37) · 7 years ago

Thanks

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steemcenturion (46) · 7 years ago

I started laughing when you said one of the three men was an idiot. Check your write up, I didnt get to hear what the devil answered the idiot,

Anyways, thanks for your entry..

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harris2017 (37) · 7 years ago

The devil inspected the seat and said the third hole from the right

Read it well so you could understand

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steemcenturion (46) · 7 years ago

Oh my goodness. 😂 😂 😂, I just can't stop laughing

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julietisrael (70) · 7 years ago

Lol, very funny

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harris2017 (37) · 7 years ago

Lol .. Really waoo

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lordjames (62) · 7 years ago

Funny but you have to read it again and make some corrections. For instance, you didn't tell us what the devil answered the idiot

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harris2017 (37) · 7 years ago

You can read it again i have made the correction

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lordjames (62) · 7 years ago

Yea, I got it now.

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hellenna (43) · 7 years ago

I cant just stop laughing.. It is so funnt

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harris2017 (37) · 7 years ago

Lol .. Really

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juliusjamex (45) · 7 years ago

Nice one dude, cant stop laughing.... Will be expecting second episode from you.

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harris2017 (37) · 7 years ago

Lol , .really don't worry i will make more to make people happy

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kellywise (39) · 7 years ago

Good luck guy

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heady (38) · 7 years ago

Lol..thats amazing.this the best entry for me so far

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harris2017 (37) · 7 years ago

Oh really

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angellina (38) · 7 years ago

You are so funny...nice work

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harris2017 (37) · 7 years ago

Oh it sound amazing

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istar19 (44) · 7 years ago

Best of luck

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harris2017 (37) · 7 years ago

Thanks

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otto11 (53) · 7 years ago

Lol...cool

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harris2017 (37) · 7 years ago

Really

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otto11 (53) · 7 years ago

Yeah

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lavanyalakshman (75) · 7 years ago

Nice jock

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harris2017 (37) · 7 years ago

Oh my goodness

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austinejay (42) · 7 years ago

Congratulations brother.

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brownjayy (39) · 7 years ago

best of luck to you.

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harris2017 (37) · 7 years ago

Thank you

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donajuice (46) · 7 years ago

All the best.

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harris2017 (37) · 7 years ago

Thanks

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harris2017 (37) · 7 years ago

Thanks

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iamyvonne (43) · 7 years ago

You made me laugh

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harris2017 (37) · 7 years ago

Oh really

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harris2017 (37) · 7 years ago

Thanks

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jeffany (35) · 7 years ago

Hahahah
Funny guy.

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jeffany (35) · 7 years ago

Hahahah
Funny guy.

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harris2017 (37) · 7 years ago

Hun ... Sound funny

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magdnrobinson (53) · 7 years ago

Good luck @harris2017

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harris2017 (37) · 7 years ago

Thanks

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prime-armah (36) · 7 years ago

I just can't stop laughing.

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harris2017 (37) · 7 years ago

Oh .. Awesome

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regiarit (34) · 7 years ago

Good luck.

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harris2017 (37) · 7 years ago

Thanks you...

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royceprincess (33) · 7 years ago

three idots.
Lol.

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harris2017 (37) · 7 years ago

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vanillah (39) · 7 years ago

This has given me a good laugh

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harris2017 (37) · 7 years ago

Lol, really

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chukieix (32) · 7 years ago

Hilarious. Perhaps being an idiot is not bad afterall.

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harris2017 (37) · 7 years ago

Yes.. Really?

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winniesamuels (44) · 7 years ago

nice. Hope u win

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harris2017 (37) · 7 years ago

Buy God grace this is my first tim..thanks

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sikecil (30) · 7 years ago

Upvote me please

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emmanuel-360 (36) · 7 years ago

I don't know if entry is still on @steemcenturion.
This is my enrty.

A greedy motorcycle ride rode almost all through the day from 5am-11pm, on reaching his house, his wife started complaining on how he have been over stressing himself but he replied that he is not noticing any stress, he went straight to the bathroom to shower, 5mins later, the man was shouting at the top of his voice from the bathroom calling the attention of his wife and neighbours and when everybody gathered he was shouting "i dont know what is happening to me, i have been pouring water on my head but it's only touching my body and not a drop have touched my head, everybody started laughing at him because he was still putting on his helmet...STRESS CAN MAKE YOU GO INSANE, TAKE SOME TIME AND HAVE A REST.

A married man came back late in the night, urinated and went straight to the bedroom as the wife and kids were already asleep, on entering the bedroom he meet his wife awake and started complaining to her.
Honey! The lights in the toilet is now automatic, it goes on when you open the door and offs on it's own when you shut it. They wife now amazed went to check it out, comes back and hugged her husband whispering into his ear; honey you are drunk again because you just urinated in the refrigerator.
IF YOU MUST DRINK DON'T GET DRUNK, IT DESTROYS HOMES. hope you enjoyed it, please comment and upvote

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reachout (49) · 7 years ago

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steemcenturion (46) · 7 years ago

Thanks @reachout, you're my motivation for this, once I join discord, am coming to find you asap

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flexxy (45) · 7 years ago

A man's dog died and he decided to take the dog to his church for burial.

MAN: pastor please i need your help. My dog just died and i want to give it a befitting burial.

PASTOR: how ? We don't bury animals in the church,please go to the church in the next street for help.

MAN: Ok but do you know if the pastor will accept 10 million naira to give my dog a befitting burial?

PASTOR: Oh my brother! I didn't know,you should have told me earlier on that the dog was a christian that's why you need a Christian burial..

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steemcenturion (46) · 7 years ago

Funny, but derogatory sir, I guess you need to change the joke though... Thanks for your entry though..

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rizamaulana (33) · 7 years ago

Hello all
can we stay in touch with steemit

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gominadafidi (35) · 7 years ago

I am no comedian,i think my mother beat it out of me at my early age wen i play pranks alot

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steemcenturion (46) · 7 years ago

😂 😂 😂, blow my head oooo 💩

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olusolaemmanuel (62) · 7 years ago

Pls reduce your stress in this month.
People are really overworking these days!!!
An Okada man worked till 11:50pm last night, on getting home he decided to take a bath. He suddenly ran out naked shouting ghost ghost ghost...
Narrating his story, he said he has poured water on his head about 5 times and the water was not touching his head.
On hearing this, his neighbours rushed out,
only to discover that the idiot did not remove His helmet before having his bath...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

If you find this funny, please kindly upvote and comment

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dante1 (44) · 7 years ago

Good day steemians my joke is really simple
There were three men who went on an adventure deep into a forest on their way they were kidnapped by cannibals and so they were to be killed but they begged for mercy so d cannibal King sent the three of them on a quest to get 10 pieces of the same fruit the first man went and came back with apples and he was asked to swallow them without making a sound but when he swallowed he shouted and he was killed the 2nd man came with berries and he was also asked to do the same thing but when he got to the 9th he burst into laughter and then he was killed then the 2 men met in heaven and the first man asked the second why he laughed and the 2nd man replied "I couldn't hold it cos I saw th e 3rd guy coming with watermelons

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steemcenturion (46) · 7 years ago

Hahahahhahahhahahhaha....... See how the 3rd man caused the second man his life? 😂 😂

Nice entry dear, I wish you success

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dante1 (44) · 7 years ago

lol thanks

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