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You gather your inner energy and produce a lightning bolt:
lightning
The lightning produced by your magic hands would have been great....if your enemy were an ant. The foe laughs at the pathetic spark emitted from your bony fingers and takes you down with a swift counterstrike. You lose a life and your Wizard street-cred!

The mob of pesents laugh even louder know after seeing the green creature swat Angel Food out of his stupid purch. It resembled a steroidal professional baseball player and a child's training tee.
Angel Food is badly injured. Cream filling and jelly ooz from several large wounds. Chocolate lines the inside of Angel Food's under garments.

-3❤️'s but Angel Food still has one more ❤️ thanks to

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!magicblast

You tune-in deeply to your inner chakras and summon a lightning bolt.
lightning
The lightning is out of control though and hits some innocent civilians who happen to be walking by. A mob of peasants gathers around and shove that naughty wand up your A..and you are a dead magician now. You lose a life, Harry.

-3 ❤️'s and -1 more ❤️

Angel Food's ears are ringing. Angel Food should be dead... and he remembers his Book Of Death. "Oh why didn't they have the audio cassette?"
Angel Food fears what will happen next but he remembers the book's power:

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"Cannot Die This Stage"

Angel Food begins to giggle. The mob laughs more now. The green monster begins to laugh and brings his weapon down upon Angel Food again.

Another thud and splat sound instantly activates silence. The mob begins laughing again and the green monsters head tilts to the side. It's not funny to the monster. The crusty soggy eyes are now fixated as they watch Angel Food's smile stretch from ear to ear.
The mob is thinner now as pesents back away from Angel Food's unexpected manic laughter.

The green monster's frustration returns him to a familiar angry aggressive state as he raises his weapon again...

Angel Food laughs louder as the green monster raises his weapon. He wonders how long should this go on? He wonders if maybe he actually is dead. He wonders if the Dragon would have helped him in this situation.

Angel Food's laugh grows louder as he imagines melting the entire bog...

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To be continued...

@lordnigel please advise 🙏