I don't think I've told you before
You see, what I do is toy with your mind
When you think I'm actually shaking you, I'm checking your pockets.
That's not all!
I'm someone you call a magician
Now let me tell you something
I maintain illusions like Anansi,
I'm faster than Hermes could ever dream about.
And I also tell lies.
Lies so beautifully crafted you have no choice but to say the truth.
So answer this carefully, what do you want?

I want to be richest man imaginable,
And to look at the world like I own it,
To have the sexiest women at my beck and call,
And to have everything and everyone beneath my feet.

Wish granted...