Winners of First Contest & CAPTION THIS ROUND 2!

in contest •  7 years ago 

The entries were simply awesome!!! Not to mention some were a tad too R rated, Steemit people and some were just… yeah, an entry, I guess… Anyhowz, I loved them and it was not only awesome to read your creative captions to the photo but more importantly to know I am not the only person on this planet who thinks such things when I encounter wildlife from around the world. However, there can only be so many winners in this contest and I did in fact ask for aid in deciding the winners from friends, which are below.


The winners are as follows:
1st place: @Lunar
“What should we have for lunch?”
“Ice - burgers!”

2nd place: @diebitch
Male: “Waddle I do without you?”
Female: “Look up or I’ll flip you over.”

3rd place: @geoffreydemars
“Is that a leftover sardine, or are you just happy to see me?”

So my thoughts are let's keep this thing going!!!


Round 2 ~ CAPTION THIS
The Rules are simple:
1.In the comments below write a caption about what you believe the animal or animals are thinking/saying.
2.Only 2 comments/entries per photo MAXIMUM
3.HAVE fun and be creative otherwise what is the point :)
Side note: upvoting & resteeming isn’t a rule but is greatly appreciated. If this contest gets bigger and bigger than the winnings will in turn become bigger and bigger


Also, here is the thing - I feel as if I need to give everyone more time to have a chance to enter. As I am heading on a ship tomorrow to Antarctica it will be hard for me to read the entries and choose the winners in the next week - SO, everyone will have until March 1st to enter & the winners will be announced March 2nd. This will be when I am back in civilization/Ushuaia and will have time to read, choose a winner and catch up on life and bills, etc.

THIS TIME THOUGH!!!
1st place - 8SBD
2nd place - 6SBD
3rd - 4SBD


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I love southern elephant seals - always amusing to watch and always up to something.
CAPTION IT BELOW IN THE COMMENTS


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hey, this is my first entry.
hey lord,
one more penguine this time,nothing else more.

Awesome, glad I won 3rd!!!!

Here is my first entry for this round:

"Father of all, we pray to you for N., and for all those whom we love but see no longer. Grant to them eternal rest. Let light perpetual shine upon them. May his soul and the souls of all the departed, through the mercy of God, rest in peace."

And my second entry:

"Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!?!?!?!?!"

Funny. Congrats on the win. Good to see you again!

Nice contest. Better than my haiku contest! I gave two captions in separate replies, hope you and your followers enjoyed them.

Here's link to my contest, if you're interested: https://mspsteem.com/contest/@vdux/contest-win-2-sbd-free-upvotes-and-more-for-writing-17-syllables.

1st Entry

Why my friends still sleeping..

2nd Entry

NO WAY What did you mean by "You Need More Sleep" ?

Look, up in the sky! It's a bird? It's a plane? Nah, it's just a lazy Friday...

Cool! Here's my first entry :"Dear God, I need someone who won't give up on me."

Please lord my friends are dying please don't include me!

“Dear God, why have you forsaken us?”

Hold me please, or else i put this people in Youtube, with GAGS!

First caption: Wake up!, it's yoga time.

Second caption: Remember your lines, "And there I am. Where is my Romeo?"

1st entry
Oh God! Let me win this contest this time :)

2nd entry
Let me sleep oh Lord just like this two .

funny

Lord give me strength before I smack these lazy buggers

First entry for this round:
" Father, I Thank you that you have always heard me, and that you hear me always! "

My second entry for this round:
"Father!, Father! Why have you forgotten us. send us our daily fish. huhuhuhu :( "

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Thank you so much!

My entries for this round :)

first

Second

Hello @thomasjmitchell, its my entry

Dear God, why its life is not fair to me?why you don't told me to buy bitcoins 2 years ago?

Brilliant post amazing work in steemit life

At last I'm Pregnant!
Hey Brother! Go Back to sleep!

Any last word?
Just give me penguin for my last supper!

My entry: When I sit up like this and inhale deeply, the tide comes in

Johnny Johnny
Yes papa?
Eating sugar?
No papa...
Telling lies???
No papa!
Open your mouth...
It's not because of sugar! You pressed my tail! HAHAHA T_T

Go to hell You and your Mistress! Goodbye cruel world!!!

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My first entry:
"Oh Lord, please I beg You. Have mercy on us. Grant us world peace.:'(..."

My first entry is

‘Our Father in heaven,hallowed be your name,your kingdom come,
your will be done, on earth as it is in heaven.Give us today our daily bread. And forgive us our sins , even though we kill other sea creatures .And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from the evil one.

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First entry:

Oh my God, that's the SEALiest thing I've ever heard! HAHAHA

  1. O Lord please let this cup pass over me!!!!
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2 Father please send down the rain we need to have a pool party..

Gargle Gargle Gargle

Hey, Jim, just spit out the dang mouthwash and get on your way! We want to get some sleep!

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My 2nd entry:

When you're about to post on steemit, but you've already exceeded bandwidth limit:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(happens to me all the time)

Lord please strengthen me to win a fight so I can own a territory. I am getting old, I want to see my kids.

My second entry:

"Seally Race: Thank you Steemit Community for your support. I did it! Yeah!"

  1. oh Lord, let a delicious big tuna pass by today am hungry...

2 Lord as i go hunting, let no bear come my way

Oh, you're telling me I need to sleep laying down? LAYING DOWN?

Nah, dawg. Watch how I do this.

thank you for this amazing contest :) never heard of it it's my first time/ :)

  1. ''Great Lord you're the witness that i didnt kill the the two seals! haaalp meee!"
  2. "oh my prayer's too long, they're asleep already"

Good selection, congratulations to the winner.

... and THAT'S how its done guys!!!

  1. father lord please heal my friend, don't let them die cos they are all I've got.
    2)i will lift up my eyes to the hills from where comes my help?

Here's my first entry:

When you realized there is still a week before payday and you got no money left!!
"Lord, let there be miracle!!!!"

When you ate wayyy too much

"Dear God , I know it is seally but I want to be a whale on steemit!"

When you're a married seal but you see a fine girl walking past

My entry...
Looooord......please raise up the cryptocurrency, I need to cash out to feed my comrades with food.... (seal praying...)

Hahaha...the SEALiest pray of the Seal.....:)

Thanks :)

Why do I deserve this? I didn't do that my lord, Please have mercy on me!

And this tattoo is of that cat from Get Fuzzy- can you see it? I really haven't been able to get a good look at it in a mirror yet.

1: Aaaggghh!!! That last fish I eat make my stomach hurt...

2: Kids, let's say our prayers before you fall asleep

OH MY GOD Baby! WHY....WHY did you let me eat so many spoiled penguins last night!

Oh lord!I wish nothing but just some rain drops so that my friends wake up....JUST SOME RAIN PLEASE GOD!

Very good i agree

Thanks for this contest. Here are my two entries:

  1. Man only two more hours standing here like a statue and I win that fish and chips dinner.

  2. Dear God, please just let me live through this and I promise I will never eat another Flaming Taco Salad.

First entry: oh lord ! Please help me in find my seal-mate.

Second entry; oh lord! Help me seal the deal ...

hi this is my first entry

he is singing Enriue Iglesias " Why oh why tell me why not me.....":-)

First entry : oh no!!! 2moro is monady.
Second entry: Tell me it will rain pizza from the sky.

This is my two entry:
-God that stomach pain I promise not to eat more than 15 kilograms of fish a day like my pepe and juan companions who could not stand.
-I promise to make my publications correctly and earn my steemit, and not like these two that have already given up.

These are my tickets:
Thank God for continuing to live next to the pack.
Petraaaaaaaaa come make the food that the children are already waking up.

"Bwahahahahahaha! Bwahahahahahaha!"

Great photo Tom.

"Is this a regal enough pose for you? Go on, take the photo already!"

Mother seal: You children are ungrateful. Youre all the same- ordinary seals.
Me: I can fall sleep standing up. My brothers cant (#specialtalent)

First entry.

God! I would like to be a vegetarian, penguins are increasingly scarce.

Second entry:

Please, God, I do not want to be next.

Caption one:

"Ronald, unhappy with recent political occurrences in the surrounding oceans and coves, decided to "assert his right" as a Member of the Free Ocean, and remain standing during the Pledge of the Sea Elephant."

Caption two (to the tune of Whitney Houston's pop hit):

"And IIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEIIIIII Will Always--Love Youuuuuuu....And IIIIIIIIIII... Will alllways... love youuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!"

This is my entry.

Please,stop this war.
Don't you see my friends is already died.

Another plane? What's so interesting about sleeping wolf seals? Get a life.

Entry #1: Fuck climate change!

Entry #2: If this is a test for survival of the fittest, then dang, evolution here I come! Last seal standing - literally!

I love this. Here is my first entry:
Oooommmmmm! (I am a Buddhist)

Second entry:
All Louie Seal knew for sure when he woke up was his neck was hurting and his hands were numb. He couldn't be positive because none of the other seals had witnessed it, but he was pretty sure he was sleep standing again.

This is my 1st entry:
"The humans harvested all the squids, Oh Lord, can I have their Calamari instead?"

fellow steemians don't lose hope just HODL!!!

Entry 1:
Me as an NBSB (No Boyfriend Since Birth): Lord, just give me a man. No more additional qualifications. JUST GIVE ME A MAN.

Entry 2:
As a new employee: Lord, I want to be trained... months ago. Now I want my superiors to work too.

Hello! This is my 2nd entry:

"uuuuhhhhh I wonder who's making those 'octopus eggs' in the sky move.."