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Well finally the leaders of Russia and America have met and afterwards both men had positive things to say about each other, although Trump has had to backtrack on some comments as the horrendously biased left wing presstitutes were all over him like a cheap hooker.

Anyway I don't intend dwelling on it too much as the Russia hacked the election narrative is beyond pathetic. When are folks going to wake up this cross party neocon agenda that is dividing the USA?

Anyway on with the contest.

It's simple enough, put words in the mouths of Trump and Putin and the winner will be the one I deemed funniest.

Conditions of entry.

  1. Upvote the post.

  2. Leave your entry in the comments.

  3. Don't hold back!

Alright? Here's the picture.

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Here's mine:-
Trump - "Would you like to know the secret to great hair?"
Putin - "Yes, if you find out let me know"

Last week winner was @scooter77 who entry included me! Insulting but funny! :D

He's got the money, here's the transfer.

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Ok guys good luck. I'm off to the coast to catch Le Chunnel to France for a few days of Golfing with the lads, so I'll see you all next week.

Thanks for visiting @tremendospercy

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Both leaders are looking sexy😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Trump: Have you read about my killer Covfefe SteemIt post?

Putin: Yeah dude, upgoated and resheeped.

  • Trump: Did you hear what my son tweeted? What should I do now?
  • Putin: Do not worry Trumy-Dummy! My men will make the press go 'shhh'. Now come and hug your Papa Putin.

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Image source : The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Made this steeme...

Putin... "Good Vodka no??"

Putin: "Hey... I've missed you~<3"

Trump: "Shh, not here. But we'll always have covfefe..."

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Trump: "I've heard there is a famous women, called 'Mother Russia', do you mind if I grab he..."
Putin don't let him finish his sentence and replies: "You're lucky you aren't a Muslim, the 72 virgins you would soon meet could never be enough for you"!

Putin: "show daddy how far that pretty little mouth of you opens up, so we can see what we can fit in there"

Putin (sheepishly) "Comrade, how is Melania in the sack?"
Trump "Welll......."

Putin: I've got something big for you Trumpy....
trump: Putin my mouth then.....

Putin: "But you're just a little minnow Donald"
Trump: "Uhh no Vlad I'm a big WHALE!"

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Putin to Trump, "Do you want to go in back and collude?" Interesting. Thank you. Upvoted. Resteemed.

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Heart breaking news 😂

Trump - "Two incredibly high speed trains are thundering at a speed of 250 mph, on the same track, starting from opposite directions. They both leave..."

Putin - "STOP! We're not doing this again Tweety..ahem, I meant sweetie."

Congrats on your 800 follower mark!

CHEERS TO YOU TREMENDOSPERCY! One of your followers has ordered you a drink.
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I hope I got the flavor right....
....Please don't shoot me if it is not... NO refunds because it turned out girlylooken. Just how it is.
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That is so cool!
I'm flattered and the drink sounds awesome.

Oh and even though I don't believe the Pee-gate narrative ...I still think the memes from it are funny....

So this. --->

You are the winner @artwatch Well done very funny.
I've transferred you the 10$BD please let me know you got it ok.

Hiya my friend :) I stopped my to let you know I have had a drink created in your honor :) Check it out, and have yourself a wonderful evening! Cheers!

Trump: Do you really think the public's gonna keep believing our little "battle"?
Putin: Works every time. Drinks on me tonight, pal.

I am not so good at these, but I resteemed and upvoted.

Hey, thx babe.

Putin "What is face you make sucking whale balls on Steemit?"

Trump "Like this - we have the best whale balls, we really do"

Trump- "If my people didn't fix the election, and your people didn't fix the election...... then who did?"

Putin- "Election? What is election?"