Question Tag Contest Win 2SBD now

Here is the tiny thing we would be doing.
You can call this a competition. Really, I still don't know the name to give to this but, note!
At the end of this, one person would win 2 SBD.

Really.
This would be some fun, no complications.
I don't need to draft anyone a compact epilogue about my honesty.
2 SBD is worth the kill but really, I would rather protect my dignity than lie about one chinko from Hongkong putting a padlock on my transfer SBD option.

Answer this simple question with your best reply.
Put in your reaction and make it so real like your left fingers got chopped off by the blades of a chopper (Like were you deaf to the chachachachachachachacha sound?)

Here are the rules!
Print it out, laminate it and hang it up a wall in your room.
This competition would come up every week and I might forget to redraft the rules.

1. Before you write the comment in reply to the proposed question by me as an answer, write in front of it
   'My answer' so it can be identified.

2. I would read through every comment that comes in 32 hours after the competition begins and the result will be 42 hours after.

3. No need for upvotes on the comments. Just come around, be relaxed and watch people from my village pull the trigger on grammar since we are from the same village.
   (My English at times reads like a road leading to a forgotten village in Africa.)

HERE IS THE QUESTION!

WHAT IF YOU MISTAKENLY TRANSFER 400 STEEM TO A WRONG ACCOUNT. (1.The account is unknown. 2. The account exist. 3. The account has not blogged before.)
WHAT ARE THE FIRST FIVE THINGS YOU WILL DO?

2 SBD for the craziest reply.
You could be very sarcastic.

I will be back after 42 hours to announce the winner.