My first time
It landed on my left cheek "Gboa", like thunder, before I knew what hit me, I was on the ground. I didn't even see it coming. My eyes saw white stars, I went deaf; all I could hear was a tiny "Wheeee" sound. I wasn't going to allow this guy fall my hands like this, lai lai We must fight o
But when I looked up to see him charging angrily towards me, I quickly changed my mind, for a second I felt like taking off, he looked like a body builder, but "man na man".
Choi! I can't be chopping free slap for nothing. I must...
"Tunde! Stand up and fight oh, stop doing like woman" My stupid girlfriend shouted, interrupting my thought.
Look at this girl o, I'm here because of her sharp mouth.
I don't even know the devil that made me push him; Ordinary push has turn to fight.
See where love has put me now, its not as if I even have power to fight sef.
This is my first time and they're beating me like this.
I would never try this again, to hell with her
Hahahahahaha, @vwovwe, guy you try. Correct story, make sure say you win o
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Good and hilarious, I loved it, I felt the slap too, hope you win
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Great story. Pray you win first prize!
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This story is hilarious, hope you win @vwovwe
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Wow @vwovwe, funny story, I just hope it's not your story.
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Lol, funny. Nice story. I was just laughing as I read through. Hope you win
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I felt that slap, the way you described I felt like I witnessed the fight. Good story, short and hilarious @vwovwe
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Mhen this story is funny I swear, @vwovwe, I just pray you win. You rock
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@vwovwe I love your story, it made me laugh. Your writing style is unique.
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Guy making sense, funny too. I loved it. Please win @vwovwe
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I don dey laugh since morning o, good and funny story. The slap fresh LOL @vwovwe
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Lol see falling of hands. I can really relate to this story @vwovwe
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Wow. I love your story.
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Ooo boy. That kind hot slap. Bros, u Don see am nah, na so love dey; love has both sugar and pepper together. Nice one brother.
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Lolz. Wished I was close by, I would have helped you defend your baby....lolz...but how was the slap? Lolz.....nice story brother.
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Lol...
Things we do for love. Well, its your first time.
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