My epiphany about corporations and women

in corporation •  6 years ago 

I had an epiphany the other day. I was suddenly struck with the realization that by and large, women and corporations have adjusted their attitude in the EXACT same way over time.

What do I mean by that?

Well, if you were to invest 35 years into a corporation lets say in 1960, you could expect that corporation would generally be interested in providing you benefits and looking out for your well being even when it was not in their interest.

The same could be said with investing 35 years into a 1960s model female. It is expected that your investment would not be in vain. You would be cared for and have your investment of time and energy reciprocated to you. The children produced would be cared for as well as their only product.

In both instances it was a good idea to make a single investment. With these solid foundations, happier humans resulted.

Fast forward to today and you can expect whatever institution you service to use you for your exact needed purpose and discard you when exhausted. Much the same can be said of modern woman. You are to be used for whatever agenda she has in mind, and disposed of when you no longer serve that purpose.

Thus I have determined that a correction in how corporations treat their service agents will in turn yield a more suitable woman for mating. As such, I will create a new kind of company. One that is based on a "why"

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