Your couch sucks. It's terrible. You know it. I know it. So fuck your couch.
Here are ten reasons why your couch might suck:
- Your couch smells like ass from people sitting on it.
- Your couch doesn't have a pull out bed to sleep on.
- If your couch does have a pull out bed, it's only there to try to look better than other couches. Showoff.
- Your couch doesn't match the rest of your house.
- Your couch smells like an ashtray from smoking indoors... ya fuckin' neanderthal.
- Your couch steals money from literally every pocket it sees. Incarcerate that thieving ass couch.
- Your couch secretly attracts boogers under the cushions from all your visitors.
- Your couch is your cat's choice of litterbox.
- Your couch doesn't recline. it just sits there as an oversized paperweight.
- Your couch is made of leather so everyone has to stick to it.
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