The Crack History of the Universe Book 1 Ch.25 The Wyrm-Weaver War

It was a new age of change and upheaval for the Earth’s inhabitants as the old great national superpowers dissolved and new tribes and smaller more humble nations came into being from the collapse.

Life stabilized eventually after some days of strife and the lands of the Dinosaurs and the savages became decentralized with warring tribes and other confederacies forming and allying with each other to compete against themselves for resources in a new series of conflicts and battles in the south while the North was too torn and reoccupied by war to finally take over the southern lands.

Meanwhile amongst the gods new changes were coming to fruition as new gods and developments began across the Deity sphere.

The Lost “Wishing Planets”

In the year 106’000’000 B.C.E. as the Spinosaurus came to be upon the planet Earth the great mystic Dragon known as: Zalama created seven great mystic spheres the size of planets that when gathered together and when invoking a secret password to activate them they would summon Zalama himself to grant the user one single all powerful wish that could shape parts of the multiverse as the limits of its power!

However, because of the great power of these objects he chose to scatter them across two different universes. Requiring the prospective adventurer to have knowledge of travel between universes and timelines to accomplish this task to gain the power that Zalama’s Super Dragon Balls promise to the finder. These Super Dragon Balls go down in legends of the gods as lost relics of the olden days…

Shifting Terrains

By the milestone year of 100’000’000 B.C.E. as the first bees came to be upon the planet Earth upon the planet known only as: Kaishin a new species came to “fruiting” quite literally from the Kaiju Trees who were subsequently known as the Kais psudo Divine entities on the levels of the Gods themselves and who would eventually evolve to walk among the gods as well.

The Kais served as third parties to manage the affairs of the Gods as they administered segments of the universes from North, South, East, and West, and they even administered a handful of universes in the greater omniverse! Unfortunately, due to its size and sheer scale of the omniverse not all of it can be monitored completely…

Regardless the Kai’s council was heavily valued and seen as very fair and balanced by most deities in the Heavenly Realms which allowed their governorships to continue over the many sectors and lands in the universe to manage faith and prayer and other aspects of the Grandfather Clock Treaty.

Back on Earth by the year 90’000’000 B.C.E. the Indian continent splits off from Gondwana the continent or what is left of it to drift towards what would eventually become Asia itself. And while Ichthyosaurs went extinct, snakes and ticks came into being on the planet. Finally in 80’000’000 B.C.E. the continent of Australia split off from the greater land mass of Antarctica and ants came into being from the process of natural evolution.

The Trickster: Nyarlathotep

After many cycles of peace and stability one Outer God dared to plunge the universe into chaos and madness. His name was Nyarlathoptep and he had a plan most wicked and foul to sow discord and madness amongst the gods…

Where Nyarlathotep struck first was a trinity of gods called the Triat amongst them being the Wyld the Weaver and the Wyrm. What Nyarlathotep did next was to prey on Weaver’s desire for controlling and persevering life and detesting destruction in any of its forms thus manipulating her into constraining Wyrm to the point where he lashed out and began to destroy indiscriminately as a rebellion against her actions!

Thus, it seemed that Nyarlathotep was going to get his wish of starting his own Battle of Armageddon early now that his pieces for chaos and madness were sewn into place! However, Nyarlathotep did not count on one thing that Wyrm would destroy that would put all of the gods in jeopardy so much so that they would put aside their differences to reseal:

MAJIN BUU!

Wyrm had unintentionally reawakened a several billion year old evil from the beginning of the Universe and the First God Wars in the form of Majin Buu! Majin Buu was once a powerful and feared new god that could using his very flesh and skin could eat other gods and gain their powers for his own! Quickly the Elder Gods and Outer Gods deemed him too great a threat to let live and so they had ordered Majin Buu destroyed in his infancy which Nyarlathotep tricking the other gods lied to them and said he had sealed Majin Buu away!

In actuality, Nyarlathotep allowed Majin Buu to go on occasional cycles of destruction within the universe as “playtime” where he would use him to run errands for him by killing certain followers of other gods and wreaking havoc under the guise of “natural destruction” and have the being bide his time with these actions until “the great war” would come where Majin Buu would reign triumphant over all of the other gods under Nyarlathotep’s counciling.

Unfortunately Majin Buu betrayed Nyarlathotep and began to join the chaos that Wyrm begins to causes indiscriminately! Thus a council between the gods was eventually caused about what to do about the imbalance of destruction that had arisen out of Weaver and Wyrm.

By the year 75’000’000 B.C.E. the council was held and called to order. Ro Kaioshin (Old Kai) and the God of Destruction Beerus with his attendant Whis began with a debate about the nature of life and destruction. For one could not exist without the other. For even immortals yearn for death after some time passes and to take life before it barely begins was not a precedent to set for anything except under extreme circumstances. Over a minor insult however during the exchange Beerus lost his temper at Ro Kaioshin and sealed him inside of the Z Sword upon Planet Kaioshinkai the scared world of the Kais.

This event had soured relations with the gods and amongst the bickering and inaction of the New Gods the Elder Gods eventually decided to step in directly to confront Majin Buu and fight back against the Wyrm-Weaver War that had mysteriously begun since no one knew that Nyarlathotep was pulling the strings for this conflict to occur…

The Wyrm-Weaver War lasted for over 5’000’000 Years before it finally ended with Majin Buu after fighting several of the Elder Gods and Outer Gods in the Universe being driven insane and only able to growl and with only a need to destroy as its innate nature it had within itself remembered. Majin Buu was also reduced to his most purest and original form known as Kid Buu which the elder gods sealed away depowered to mere decimals of his original godly strength compared to the Elder Gods themselves and locked away on a planet the Elder Gods dared not to disclose to anyone.

From this Nyarlathotep’s scheme was foiled but not without cost as the Triat was destroyed with all of the gods within it rendered dead or insane corrupted beyond measure by Nyarlathotep’s influence over them. No God could have known at the time but from this divine war the very fates of the universe were changed so that the Dinosaur’s fates were sealed and they were all about to become set on a path to permanent extinction! Fate itself was changed from this war to kill the Dinosaurs in the most spectacular apocalypse ever imagined and seen!