This art post is an entry to the Crayon Contest run by a loser known on steemit as @erodedthoughts. A loser btw who still owes me a steemit beer opener! (for more info about the contest please go to this link: Crayon Contest ~ Everybody wins)
Ok, now for my entry... Here's what I came up with....
My Entry
And now that you have seen my entry, here's the fun part. When @erodedthoughts announced the contest my first thought was:
"Damn, too bad I don't have any crayons and I am too lazy to buy some, that would be a super easy post to make, all I need is to draw a dick!"..
Like the good ol' lazy I am I immediately came with a battle plan!
I messaged @ruth-girl and asked her if she has any crayons.. Here's more or less the dialogue that followed:
— Do you have any crayons?
— Yeah... Is it for @erodedthoughts blah blah?
— Yeah, I need a favor plox!
— What do you want you filthy animal?
— After you are finished with your entry, can you draw a dick, take a photo and send it to me? Nothing fancy, just a dick!
— It's the least I can @trumpman, you are so awesome, beautiful, generous, handsome and well-endowed, it will be an honor and a privilege to draw a dick for you!
A few hours later I got a message from @ruth-girl with all the photos above! I am awesome, right ? :D
Still, an entry is an entry! And @erodedthoughts you still owe me that steemit beer opener!
Mmmm .... Actually, I think the trolls drew this, and THEN Ruth took the photos :P
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the blue color looks cold. Does this mean a lack of warmth in a relationship? ))))
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Ahahahaha Ahahahaha
Be careful to not read too much into things!! But, one never knows ....
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😊
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See comment above (or below)
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My farts provide more than enough warmth!
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🙂
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Why? Why? Did I check the comment below? Why? 😆
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That's EXACTLY what happened! 🤪
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😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
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😂
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Yeah right, those were my exact words!!
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I can hear @trumpman having this conversation in his head, in your voice. I did think he was being truthful as the penis is so small that was drawn. He would have made it much bigger if left to his own with crayons.
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The penis is not that small, it is drawn in real-life proportions, ahahahahahahaha! :P
Thanks a lot for the gift! I need to explore the game a little now! :)
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That poor hola girl in the last pic, don't think she will be dancing any time soon.
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She probably died from too much dick..A good way to go if you ask me...
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I totally agree. I think I figured why the Mona Lisa has that smile now.
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Those blue shoes are just fab. Very stylish with the red skirt. Lol, you should make a post for #comedyopenmic. They would love you over there.
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This is the most believable thing I have read on steemit today.
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Χαχαχ this is awesome I like the story. Great artwork and photography too. Shoutout to @ruth-girl
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nice, outsourcing your dick pics.
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No banana for scale? sad!
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That's deep mann. 😮
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Facts only as usual. @ruth-girl probably knows a thing or twenty about causing blue balls so little wonder it's so accurate
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There just should be another section for VERY COOL TO VIEW BUT BEWARE crayon art has gone awry hahahaha
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But @josediccus, you must always beware of whatever is on @trumpman's feed. 😉
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Hahahaha you need to see me laughing like a crazed man 😂😂😂 blue ball?? That's so cool
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Xaxaxa!!!! νομίζω ότι έχει γράψει πάλι…
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You do have a beer opener coming as soon as I can use the machine to make them again. I am fully restricted by @imaginedragon, she will not let me use anything that may affect my back, as it is slowly getting better.
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Don't you think that this would be viewed by the judges and the panel as a bit too extreme to enter a Crayon Contest.
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For now there are only two entries so it's not like they can be picky 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
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🤣🤣🤣 It's the only dick so they don't have a choice either
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Woow, so you are being a rebel to the system right from the get go... Actually that's amazing hahhahahahahhahahhaha
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