New: alcostoriesAll contenthive-129948krhive-196917steemzzanhive-183959hive-180932hive-185836photographyhive-166405uncommonlabhive-150122hive-183397hive-101145hive-188619hive-144064bitcoinhive-145157hive-184714krsuccesslifehive-193637hive-109690hive-103599hive-181136TrendingNewHotLikersmodernbukowski (60)in story • 8 years agoAlcoholic Stories #20: Becoming a VIP customerI'm a simple man by nature: I like women and I like to drink. I don't like overcomplicate simple things and I prefer a laid back lifestyle, because I'm not really much for drama. Much like…modernbukowski (60)in alcostories • 8 years agoAlcoholic Stories #19: How to not pick up chicks (part II)Continuing mini series of "how to not pick up chicks" but this part is sort off different. This is more sort of a... How to not start dating a chick In midst of a phenomenal summer I had…modernbukowski (60)in story • 8 years agoAlcoholic Stories #18: How to not pick up chicks (part I)It might come as a big surprise but I like women. Almost as much I do love drinking. Actually, it's a difficult call which I love more. I hate both of them. It's a love-hate relationship. I've…modernbukowski (60)in story • 8 years agoAlcoholic Short Story: Picking up women with a schoolmate who has cognitive disabilitiesNerdy school, two deluded alcoholics and a funny schoolmate looking to drink vodka and get laid. Gaming lingo, admirable routine Anybody remembers Runescape? The original MMORPG? Yeah, it used…modernbukowski (60)in story • 8 years agoAlcoholic Stories #17: Alcoholism & relationships"“The ass is the face of the soul of sex.” " -Charles Bukowski Welcome to this series of weird memoirs-stories off my life. Previous story: Alcoholic Stories #16: Getting my first job.…modernbukowski (60)in story • 8 years agoAlcoholic Stories #16: Getting my first job. Picking up chicks from an asylum.Original memoirs-stories off my life, Steemit exclusive. Really weird stories. Alcoholic Stories Library: #1 | #2 | #3 | #4 | #5 | #6 | #7 | #8 | #9 | #10 | #11 | #12 | #13 | #14 | #15…modernbukowski (60)in story • 8 years agoAlcoholic Stories #15: Work like a poor dude, party like a rich dudeOriginal memoirs-stories off my life, Steemit exclusive. Get ready for a good laugh. Alcoholic Stories Library: #1 | #2 | #3 | #4 | #5 | #6 | #7 | #8 | #9 | #10 | #11 | #12 | #13 Have you ever…modernbukowski (60)in story • 8 years agoAlcoholic Stories #14: My wonderful neighbors, two Russian prostitutesOh man, sometimes I wish I was making these things up. Original memoirs-stories off my life, Steemit exclusive. Pardon the grammar mistakes, I'm aware that they are often occurring, but I do not…