New: archivepostAll contenthive-129948krhive-196917zzansteemhive-166405hive-183959hive-180932hive-185836photographyuncommonlabhive-183397hive-150122hive-144064hive-101145hive-188619bitcoinkrsuccesshive-145157hive-184714hive-193637hive-139150hive-103599hive-109690lifeTrendingNewHotLikersinternutter (69)in fiction • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Blast From the Past: Challenge #01463-D001: Monster?Large scary demonic creature and the tiny child that keeps putting flower crowns on it. -- Anon Guest [AN: I wish I knew what the writing in the comic said, but I shall do my best] I am the…internutter (69)in fiction • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Blast From the Past: Challenge #01462-C366: Wild TerraThe Irwin character and their adventures on Earth -- Anon Guest "Now in most areas of human habitation, the goal is to cover as much of the body as possible. But here--" images of Surfer's…internutter (69)in fiction • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Blast From the Past: Challenge #01461-C365: The Urban HumanAn alien naturalist, performing a David Attenborough-style documentary on Earth. Potential sequel: As above, but replace "David Attenborough" with "Steve Irwin". "And this... is the average…internutter (69)in fiction • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Blast From the Past: Challenge #01460-C364: Cute and Bombproof"You know that one post about humans being really durable compared to aliens and that one about humans being really cute to aliens? What if they were both true at the same time. Like the aliens…internutter (69)in fiction • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Blast From the Past: Challenge #01459-C363: Nice Doggy"Aww! Whose a cute little puppy- poo!" "I have seen dogs. That is definitely no where near a dog," "Oh, leave the little cutie alone," "I'm serious, are you blind?" Gorqax sighed. "Look. I…internutter (69)in fiction • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Blast From the Past: Challenge #01458-C362: To Save the World"I picked you up, even when you were covered in slime after he spat you out! You were technically vomit , and you were still the most beautiful thing I'd ever laid eyes on!" -- Anon Guest…internutter (69)in fiction • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Blast From the Past: Challenge #01457-C361: Sorry, I'm Redacted[Person #1, in an actual, audible conversation]- [Person #2], I know you're frustrated, and I feel very ████ about that, but █████ ███████████ to ██████████ ██████ with ████████████ ██████████ ████…internutter (69)in fiction • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Blast From the Past: Challenge #01456-C360: Long-term Effects of Stupid Decisions"In a fit of rage, he got extremely scientific." Tour guide at the Oregon Vortex, possibly describing Stanford Pines. "He employed every sensing device available, in the place where horses…internutter (69)in fiction • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Blast From the Past: Challenge #01455-C359: The Gratitude of Some PeopleTwo people in danger [Person #1] has a plan and gets them out of it [Person #2]- THAT WAS CRAZY AND STUPID AND WE NEARLY DIED!! [Person #1]- But it worked! "We still nearly died!" ranted…internutter (69)in fiction • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Blast From the Past: Challenge #01454-C358: Bad Head Day:Merrily Doing A Thing: :Pause: (To myself) "Wait, no. Logic." :Stops Doing The Thing: Brain fog gets to everyone. Even those who do not, strictly speaking, have brains as we know them. Rael…internutter (69)in fiction • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Blast From the Past: Challenge #01453-C357: Instruments of EntertainmentDedicated to the Steam Calliope. -- Anon Guest Rael was glad that the Archivaas who were going through the Vault of the 20th Century had finally decided to ship confusing items to Amalgam for…internutter (69)in fiction • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Blast From the Past: Challenge #01452-C356: Instruments of WarBagpipe players. -- Anon Guest They say that nobody ever sleeps well in hotel rooms. This is true even when one is forced to bring one's own bed. Rael, as a niche species still battling for…internutter (69)in fiction • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Blast From the Past: Challenge #01451-C355: Mrs Widgery's GuestsMorris Dancers! To the tune of "Mrs Widgery's Lodger". -- Anon Guest [AN: For anyone wondering what the flying heck - here you go. I apologise in advance for the mental trauma.] There were…internutter (69)in fiction • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Blast From the Past: Challenge #01450-C354: Stranger Friends(2)Wander and Sylvia With Stanford Pines With Dipper and Mabel -- Anon Guest "Sure we can make it to Gravity Falls," Dipper mocked. "It's only twenty miles in a straight line." "It…internutter (69)in fiction • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Blast From the Past: Challenge #01449-C353: Stranger Friends(1)Wander and Sylvia With Stanford Pines With Dipper and Mabel -- Anon Guest The Stan o' War II , somewhere in the Bermuda triangle... "Engines on full, Stanley! It's got us in its…internutter (69)in fiction • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Blast From the Past: Challenge #01448-C352: Trade Agreements"Are you trying to seduce me!" "That depends... is it working?" Zamree sighed. "Mx Frreep... I can see that your plumage is very pretty, but that's not the best way to found a long-term…internutter (69)in fiction • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Blast From the Past: Challenge #01447-C351: I Said NoA scientist when captured by the bad guys instead of working for them and having their work used for evil, refuses to work for them. They won't be the cause of innumerable deaths even if it means…internutter (69)in fiction • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Blast From the Past: Challenge #01446-C350: Paradise is RelativeThe post: A continuation on the "other planets don't have temperature fluctuations and stuff like earth does" theme including things like humans living on/swimming in volcanic areas, sending humans…internutter (69)in fiction • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Blast From the Past: Challenge #01445-C349: Bringing Home StraysIt is common knowledge that humans crave companionship from cats and dogs. But one day the human rescues a pest animal, insisting the creature is their new companion. -- Anon Guest The human…internutter (69)in fiction • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Blast From the Past: Challenge #01444-C348: Bizarre ReactionsDinosaurs in zero g Of all the things evolution in space has wrought, of all the new species discovered in long-abandoned space stations... This one definitely took the cake. They started as…
