New: badjokesAll contenthive-129948hive-196917krzzanhive-180932hive-183959hive-185836steemhive-188619hive-150122photographyhive-166405hive-101145hive-184714hive-144064uncommonlabhive-183397hive-145157bitcoinhive-103599hive-193637hive-193186krsuccesshive-113376hive-109690TrendingNewHotLikersmsibtainh05 (25)in funny • 5 years agojoke funny hilariouswhy shouldn't you write with a broken pencil!!! because its pointlessandrewmarkmusic (67)in music • 5 years agoUneasy Living.Sooooo...doesn't mean you're a singer:P Get it? I've decided to go back to the beginning which in this case means Autumn Leaves. I'm going to take all I've learned in the past 18-months (aces and…runburgundy (48)in badjokes • 6 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Once again -- I'm just dibbling and dabblingI just finished a 15.0km cycle that lasted about 0hh:30mm:0ss ! What do you give an experimental Tickle-Me-Elmo? A couple "Test Tickles!"Check out some detailed info at my EXHAUST page Join me…imdifferent (28)in lgbt • 6 years agoWhat's it like to be a man?Cinema and television, even in the children's genre, have perpetuated the idea that a sexually abused man can be, contrary to the female case, something enormously comical. Here's an excerpt from…cryptkeeper17 (64)in steemmonsters • 6 years agoGotta Love the FreakshowThe only card in the deck that represents the potent triple threat of being part Naga, part enrage, part retaliate and all parts destroyer of worlds, so much so that Al Gore is about to do a…ondes (25)in funny • 6 years agoBad Jokes : Married and Gave birth to TwinsJono is married to her beloved girl, and after a year, his wife Jono is pregnant. One day, the wife began to contract, so Jono rushed to take him to the hospital. He held his hand as he tried to…ondes (25)in funny • 7 years agoBad Jokes : Gift for WifeA husband is preparing a present for his wife's birthday, so the husband thinks, "I will buy my wife a luxury cemetery in San Diego Hills for her birthday." Well, you can imagine his wife's…ondes (25)in funny • 7 years agoBad Jokes : Drunk Man at A BarThree people were sitting in a bar. A man came, drunk, sat at the bar and ordered a drink. The man looked around and saw 3 people sitting at a corner table. He got up, staggered to the table…ondes (25)in funny • 7 years agoBad Jokes : A catA drunken man brought a cat home, then met his wife and said "Look ... this is a monkey from the forest." His wife said with a laugh, "That is a CAT .. !!" He said to his wife, "I'm…ondes (25)in funny • 7 years agoBad Jokes : The Best Sleep DrugJono, whose face looked exhausted, went to the doctor's office. Jono: Doctor, there's a dog around my house. They bark all day and all night, and I can not sleep for a while. Doctor: I have good…ondes (25)in funny • 7 years agoJokes : Desire as an adultA teacher asks the students in her class, "What do you want when you grow up?" Jono said, "I want to be a millionaire, go to the most expensive club, bring the best prostitute with me, then give…ondes (25)in funny • 7 years agoBad joke : How To Deliver Bad NewsA man answered a phone call from an emergency room doctor at a hospital. "Sir," the doctor explained, "Your wife has a serious car accident, I have bad news and good news." The man, hesitantly…ondes (25)in funny • 7 years agoWork PermitA man called his boss and said "I can not come to work today .." The boss asks why and the man says "My eyes." "What's wrong with your eyes?" Asked his boss. "I can not see myself working, so…ondes (25)in funny • 7 years agoJoke : I Can'tBudi and Jono are walking in the park. Budi: "Hey, can you see the forest over there?" Jono looked at the direction and looked confused, then he said to Budi: "I can not, it looks like the trees…ondes (25)in funny • 7 years agoMy Wife is Like LightningJono told his friend about how to drive his wife. Jono: "My wife is driving like lightning .." Budi: "Is it really fast?" Jono: "No, every minute is always grabbing the trees."ondes (25)in jokes • 7 years agoBad Jokes : The wife's sin18+ Jokes On a cold night on the bed. Short couples chat Husband : baby ? Wife : no... The Endondes (25)in funny • 7 years agoBad Jokes : Roulette and Sexy WomanTwo guys were sitting in a casino roulette machine, they had so much profit that night. suddenly a woman so sexy came to them both. he challenged them both to play the game. they both try to…ondes (25)in jokes • 7 years agoBad Jokes : The Frog can't hear meOne day a group of researchers is doing research on frogs. Whether if one part of the frog is cut off, will it affect the performance of other body parts of the frog. Man A : cut the left hand…elektropunkz (58)in dmania • 7 years ago🐔 🐓 🍗 🐔View post on dManiavigilantrespawn (57)in thealliance • 7 years agoWhat do you call?What do you call a hippie who lives at his parents, playing the drum, smoking weed all day? Ja Bless! Hahaha! Okay, What does the hippie say, when you ask him to stop sleeping on your couch?
