New: battlewomAll contenthive-129948hive-196917krhive-180932zzanhive-150122steemhive-183959hive-188619photographyhive-185836hive-166405hive-183397hive-144064hive-145157hive-101145hive-193637uncommonlabhive-184714hive-180106hive-170554hive-103599hive-139150hive-109690lifeTrendingNewHotLikersdrwom (69)in steemlords • 8 years ago#STEEMLORDS Tales: Battlewom takes a tripThe hissing and scraping of the ROUSs got louder and louder. So did the stink. BattleWom gagged. I wish ChooXena and Gohba and Lord BMJ were here.. "Oh well, there's only one thing for it," he…drwom (69)in steemlords • 8 years ago#STEEMLORDS Tales: BattleWom - & THEN things got weird..The sun shone brightly overhead in the clear blue sky. BattleWom sniffed the wind and squinted in the bright sunlight. OMGods. Strawberry daiquiris pack a punch! He shook his head. How many…drwom (69)in steemlords • 8 years agoSTEEMLORDS Tales: BATTLEWOM V BATTLEWOMScouting out ahead of the main party of adventures, nay, Steemlords , the Vombatus Clusterfuckius reminded himself, BattleWom snuck silently through the dank undergrowth of the dark forest…drwom (69)in steemlords • 8 years ago#STEEMLORDS Tales: BattleWom & the Hat of ObfuscationBattleWom was livid. You bet you are! You bet I am! Where had he heard that before? It had never made sense until his whole body was stuck in a loop of inescapable frustration and anger…drwom (69)in steemlords • 8 years ago#STEEMLORDS Tales: BattleWom's shout!The local tavern in the Port of Forlindon was the only place BattleWom could find that sold strawberries, so he ordered a bucket and waited. The barkeep was eyeing him strangely. "You're that…drwom (69)in steemlords • 8 years ago#STEEMLORDS Tales: BattleWom v TheseusHerein continues the #steemlords tale of how BattleWom soiled his claws to gain the noggin of destiny... The hot red earth disappeared beneath red hot paws, yet the Helm of Beatrice kept…