New: blondejokesAll contenthive-129948hive-196917krsteemhive-183959zzanhive-180932photographyhive-185836uncommonlabhive-166405hive-150122hive-144064bitcoinhive-188619hive-183397krsuccesshive-101145hive-139150hive-124908hive-103599hive-181136lifehive-109690hive-150943TrendingNewHotLikerstamaralovelace (62)in funny • 6 years agoEww! Gross!When you tell a blonde she has a chip on her shoulderpsyborg (45)in blondejokes • 6 years agoHa ha! (Blonde Joke)A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners - The lady says, "Come Again!" The blonde says, "No, this time it was toothpaste."puddlejumper (43)in jokes • 7 years agoHow many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5 - one to stand on the ladder and four to spin the ladder.How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5 - one to stand on the ladder and four to spin the ladder.puddlejumper (43)in jokes • 7 years agoWhy did the blonde at the M&M factory get fired? She kept throwing away the W's.Why did the blonde at the M&M factory get fired? She kept throwing away the W's.puddlejumper (43)in jokes • 7 years agoDid you hear about the blonde skydiver? She missed the earth.Did you hear about the blonde skydiver? She missed the earth.puddlejumper (43)in jokes • 7 years agoA blonde orders a pizza and is asked if she wants it cut into six or 12 pieces. She responds, "Six, please. I could never eat 12 pieces."A blonde orders a pizza and is asked if she wants it cut into six or 12 pieces. She responds, "Six, please. I could never eat 12 pieces." ...just remember, “blonde” is a state of mind, not a color…puddlejumper (43)in jokes • 7 years agoWhat did the blonde do when her laptop froze? Microwaved it.What did the blonde do when her laptop froze? Microwaved it. ...just remember, "blonde" is a state of mind, not a color of hair.puddlejumper (43)in jokes • 7 years agoThree blondes walk into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would have seen it...Three blondes walk into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would have seen it...puddlejumper (43)in jokes • 7 years agoWhy do blondes stare at orange juice containers? Because they say "concentrate".Why do blondes stare at orange juice containers? Because they say "concentrate".puddlejumper (43)in jokes • 7 years agoWhat did the blonde see when she saw the box of Cheerios? "Donut Seeds!"What did the blonde see when she saw the box of Cheerios? "Donut Seeds!"puddlejumper (43)in jokes • 7 years agoWhy was the blonde excited about finishing the jigsaw puzzle in six months? Because the box said "2-4 years".Why was the blonde excited about finishing the jigsaw puzzle in six months? Because the box said "2-4 years".puddlejumper (43)in jokes • 7 years agoWhy did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her purse? So she could use it as a mirror.Why did the blonde keep a picture of herself in her purse? So she could use it as a mirror.puddlejumper (43)in blondes • 7 years agoWhy do blondes tiptoe past medicine cabinets? They don't want to wake the sleeping pills.Why do blondes tiptoe past medicine cabinets? They don't want to wake the sleeping pills.puddlejumper (43)in jokes • 7 years agoBlonde: What does IDK mean? Brunette: I don't know. Blonde: No one does!Blonde: What does IDK mean? Brunette: I don't know. Blonde: No one does!puddlejumper (43)in blondes • 7 years agoA blonde and a thermosA blonde notices someone with a thermos. She asks what it's for. The person tells her "For keeping hot things hot and cold things cold." The next day the blonde has a thermos of her own. Curious…
