New: chucknorrisAll contenthive-129948hive-196917krzzanhive-166405hive-185836steemhive-183959hive-180932uncommonlabphotographyhive-150122bitcoinhive-145157hive-144064hive-188619hive-183397krsuccesslifehive-193637hive-101145hive-193186hive-113376hive-184714hive-109690TrendingNewHotLikersbeelzebubba (76)in funny • last yearChuck Norris is invading my TelegramI wouldn't say that I try to stay on top of things like politics via anything at all. I almost never look for the news on it but I do subscribe to a few channels on Telegram to at least keep me…afterdark (75)in chucknorris • 2 years agoChuck Norris's first program was kill -9. 😂 hahhdaChuck Norris's first program was kill -9. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (75)in chucknorris • 2 years agoChuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too. 😁 laughdddssChuck Norris knows the value of NULL, and he can sort by it too. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (75)in chucknorris • 2 years agoChuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin. 😁 jokkeChuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (75)in chucknorris • 2 years agoChuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him. 🙉 hehhaeChuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (75)in chucknorris • 2 years agoChuck Norris's database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently. 🙉 jokkeChuck Norris's database has only one table, 'Kick', which he DROPs frequently. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (75)in chucknorris • 2 years agoChuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs. 😁 rofflChuck Norris could use anything in java.util.* to kill you, including the javadocs. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (75)in chucknorris • 2 years agoChuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class. 😹 jokkeChuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (75)in chucknorris • 2 years agoChuck Norris can binary search unsorted data. 😂 funbbnyChuck Norris can binary search unsorted data. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (75)in chucknorris • 2 years agoChuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread. 😁 laeaughChuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (75)in chucknorris • 2 years agoChuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands. 😹 heeeehChuck Norris doesn't need sudo, he just types "Chuck Norris" before his commands. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (75)in chucknorris • 2 years agoChuck Norris can over-write a locked variable. 😅 jokeessChuck Norris can over-write a locked variable. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (75)in chucknorris • 2 years agoChuck Norris doesn't need an OS. 😹 jokkeChuck Norris doesn't need an OS. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (75)in chucknorris • 2 years agoIf you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris's programs, it backfires. 😅 lolzdzIf you try to kill -9 Chuck Norris's programs, it backfires. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (75)in chucknorris • 2 years agoChuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise. 🙉 laughdddssChuck Norris doesn't needs try-catch, exceptions are too afraid to raise. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (75)in chucknorris • 2 years agoChuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started. 😁 funbbnyChuck Norris can spawn threads that complete before they are started. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (75)in chucknorris • 2 years agoWith Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions. 😅 lolzzzzzzWith Chuck Norris P = NP. There's no nondeterminism with Chuck Norris decisions. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (75)in chucknorris • 2 years agoChuck Norris's keyboard has the Any key. 😂 lolzdzChuck Norris's keyboard has the Any key. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (75)in chucknorris • 2 years agoChuck Norris uses canvas in IE. 😹 laeaughChuck Norris uses canvas in IE. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclubafterdark (75)in chucknorris • 2 years agoIf Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves. 😂 haaahIf Chuck Norris writes code with bugs, the bugs fix themselves. Chuck Norris #chucknorrisfanclub
