New: cryptojokesAll contenthive-129948hive-196917krhive-180932hive-150122hive-185836steemzzanhive-183959hive-166405photographyhive-144064hive-188619hive-145157hive-101145hive-184714uncommonlabhive-183397bitcoinhive-103599hive-193186hive-139150hive-113376hive-193637hive-103393TrendingNewHotLikerscrypto.jokes (27)in cryptocurrency • 5 months agoHow to Be a Crypto Day Trader Without Developing a Caffeine Addiction A Totally Realistic Guide for Those Who Enjoy Sleeping Occasionally( So, you want to be a crypto day trader? Good for you! You’ve chosen a career that combines the heart-pounding thrill of a roller coaster with the calming lifestyle of an ER surgeon on a 48-hour…crypto.jokes (27)in crypto • 5 months agoHow to Tell Your Wife You’ve Bought More Crypto and Live to Tell the TaleHow to Tell Your Wife You’ve Bought More Crypto and Live to Tell the Tale So, you've done it again. You swore you'd stick to the budget, maybe even gave your wife the look when she eyed…funexcoin (28)in funexcoin • 2 years agoIs it relatable?😅lebrevab (4)in dlike • 6 years agoMay the Fourth Be With You: 20 Crypto Jokes WeeklyA weekly collection of 20 crypto jokes. Source of shared Linkchainlabs (31)in crypto • 6 years agoDo you feel us? Steepshot IPFS IOS Android Webchainlabs (31)in cryptomeme • 6 years agoFun FridaySteepshot IPFS IOS Android Webajaycrypto18 (16)in bitcoin • 6 years agoBitcoin Dilemma #cryptoBitcoin ups and down through time $30 to $2 : never hit $30 again; $150 to $30 : never hit $150 again; $1k to $150 : never hit $1k again; $20k to $4k : never hit $10k again; What do thing...…ajaycrypto18 (16)in cryptojokes • 6 years agoEverytime....#crypto trading Posted using Partiko iOSajaycrypto18 (16)in cryptojokes • 6 years agoThat feeling when you’re obsessed with $crypto @cryptojokesPosted using Partiko iOSajaycrypto18 (16)in cryptojokes • 6 years agoCryptojokes @ajaycrypto18Posted using Partiko iOSajaycrypto18 (16)in cryptojokes • 6 years ago10 yrs ago #cryptojokesPosted using Partiko iOSajaycrypto18 (16)in bitcoin • 6 years agoWhat's next? #bitcoin2016: Bitcoin is money for criminals 2017: Bitcoin price is too high, it's going to burst 2018: Bitcoin price is too low, it's dead Today: Bitcoin is melting the planet What's next? Posted…ajaycrypto18 (16)in bearmarket • 6 years agoAdvantages of the bear markeAdvantages of the bear market; More time to do due diligence. No more FOMO investments. Less scams - investors more skeptical Less time wasted watching prices . More time spent…ajaycrypto18 (16)in news • 6 years agoNews this week #cryptoNews this week: China rules $BTC protected by law. Japan grants $crypto self regulatory status #Bitcoin doesn't dive with the stock market. It is hard to understate just how…ajaycrypto18 (16)in cryptojokes • 6 years agoIf you’re still in $cryptoIf you’re still in $crypto after you’ve: been scammed been dumped on woken up in complete shock bought the top of a pump panic sold the bottom 🙏 Congrats 🙏 You are…ajaycrypto18 (16)in cryptojokes • 6 years agoEvolution of a crypto influencer, a short story:Posted using Partiko iOSajaycrypto18 (16)in crypto • 6 years agoBTC will be a hedge, so are commodities.Friendly reminder. $BTC originally created after the last credit crisis and people losing faith in the monetary & banking system we’ve got. Current situation: on the edge of a stockmarket crash…ajaycrypto18 (16)in cryptojokes • 6 years agoDaily schedule for success #cryptojokesDaily schedule for success (during a fast): AM 3:45: wake, 2000 push ups 🌅💪 4:00: sprint through woods 🌲🏃♂️ 5:00: rest 😪 5:05: meditation 😶 PM 1:00: charts 📈 3:00: sensory…ajaycrypto18 (16)in trading • 6 years agosimple PA+Volume Profile can tell you muchPosted using Partiko iOSajaycrypto18 (16)in cryptojokes • 6 years agoWhat have you learned from Bitcoin?Bitcoin is a game disguised to teach you about: Ethics of money production History of central banking & gold Adversarial system design Commodities markets Distributed systems…