New: dadjokeAll contenthive-129948hive-196917krzzanhive-183959steemhive-180932hive-166405photographyhive-185836uncommonlabhive-150122hive-183397hive-144064bitcoinlifehive-188619krsuccesshive-124908hive-139150hive-101145hive-103599hive-184714hive-145157hive-109690TrendingNewHotLikersluckynut (25)in steemit • 8 months agoDad joke 2Why don't scientists trust stairs on April Fools' Day? Because they're always up to something!luckynut (25)in steemit • 8 months agoDad joke 1Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!deputt (36)in dadjoke • 9 months agoDadJokediegorrego (31)in dadjoke • 2 years agoTestWhat gets wetter as it driesmichaelluchies (54)in steemit • 4 years ago"Wheel-less Skateboard" Dad Joke of the Day: Day #14 May 17, 2021Original Dad Joke A wheel-less skateboard snuck onto a boat. It was all-aboard! This is one of my favorites (from those I wrote). What do you think?michaelluchies (54)in steemit • 4 years ago"Pimp's Assistant" Dad Joke of the Day: Day #13 May 16, 2021 Rated PGToday's joke is more PG than G like most of my dad jokes. I thought of it today while working off of different terms. I thought of the term used in the punchline and worked backward. Let me know…michaelluchies (54)in steemit • 4 years ago"Fluffy Companion" Dad Joke of the Day: Day #12 May 14, 2021Today's Original Dad Joke What do you call a soft, fluffy companion that rides along with you in your vehicle? A carpet!michaelluchies (54)in steemit • 4 years agosteemCreated with Sketch."A Lumberjack's Computer" Dad Joke of the Day: Day #11 May 13, 2021It's time for another great-ish original dad joke! Original Dad Joke Why did the lumberjack break his computer? He was told to LOG into it.michaelluchies (54)in steemit • 4 years ago"Seeing Weight Loss" Dad Joke of the Day: Day #10 May 12, 2021Why couldn't the man see that he had lost weight? He was light sensitive. Get it? "Light" sensitive.michaelluchies (54)in steemit • 4 years ago"Fat Bug" Dad Joke of the Day: Day #9 May 11, 2021Today's original dad joke: What bug has the most fat? A butter-fly! Get it? Because it has butter! I know, it's not the funniest dad joke, but the best my brain could come up with for this…michaelluchies (54)in steemit • 4 years agosteemCreated with Sketch."Concert on the Highway" Dad Joke of the Day: Day #8 May 10, 2021Here's today's original dad joke, written by yours truly -- Michael Luchies. There was a concert on the highway. It was a traffic jam. What do you want me to write a dad joke about? Comment…michaelluchies (54)in steemit • 4 years ago"How Do Ants Get High?" Dad Joke of the Day: Day #7 May 9, 2021Happy Mother's Day to all! Here's today's silly, original dad joke, written by yours truly (Michael Luchies). Today' Dad Joke How do ants get high? Tums. It's antacid. Get it!!?…michaelluchies (54)in steemit • 4 years agosteemCreated with Sketch."Diversity and Inclusion" Dad Joke of the Day: Day #6 May 8, 2021Today's Dad Joke What automobile was created to promote diversity and inclusion? Racecar What did you think of today's dad joke? I'd love to get your thoughts below! Thanks for reading!michaelluchies (54)in steemit • 4 years ago"How Do You Keep Your Home Nice and Soft?" Dad Joke of the Day: Day #5 May 7, 2021Happy Friday everyone! It's time for another original dad joke from yours truly (Michael Luchies). Today's Dad Joke How do you keep your home nice and soft? Air conditioner.michaelluchies (54)in comedy • 4 years ago"Before Prosthetics" Dad Joke of the Day: Day #3 May 5, 2021Each day, I come up with a new dad joke to share with the Steemit community. I've been writing and performing standup comedy for the past year and a half, and it's been an incredible experience.…michaelluchies (54)in dadjoke • 4 years ago"Concert on the Highway" Dad Joke of the Day: Day #2 May 4, 2021Thank you for joining me for another dad joke! This dad joke I previously submitted to Laffy Taffy! Do you remember Laffy Taffy jokes on the wrapper? Apparently, they no longer accept submissions…michaelluchies (54)in joke • 4 years agoDad Joke of the Day: Day #1 May 3, 2021After a long hiatus, I decided to come back to the Steemit community and try to bring a few smiles, laughs, and eye rolls. Over the past year and a half, I've started doing standup comedy, primarily…dadjokeoftheday (61)in dadjoke • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Daily Joke : 2019-06-20Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! Spoke to my boss this morning, he told me to have a good day. So I went home. Terrible? We know! Follow us…dadjokeoftheday (61)in dadjoke • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Daily Joke : 2019-06-16Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! My sister has really changed since she went vegetarian, it's like I never met herbivore. Terrible? We know…dadjokeoftheday (61)in dadjoke • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Daily Joke : 2019-06-15Daddy's home! Bringing you an average to poor joke or pun every 24hours! This morning, when I found out my toaster wasn't waterproof... I was shocked. Terrible? We know! Follow us…
