New: dadjokesAll contenthive-129948hive-196917krzzanhive-183959hive-185836photographysteemhive-180932hive-150122hive-101145hive-183397hive-144064uncommonlabhive-184714hive-188619krsuccessbitcoinhive-193637hive-103599hive-145157hive-193186hive-179660hive-180301hive-166405TrendingNewHotLikersmichaelluchies (54)in steemit • 4 years ago"Nostril Talk" Dad Joke of the Day: Day #4 May 6, 2021Today's brand new and original dad joke What did one nostril say to the other? Who nose? Get it!? Thanks for joining in on my sillyness! Please follow, vote, and comment below!michaelluchies (54)in comedy • 4 years ago"Before Prosthetics" Dad Joke of the Day: Day #3 May 5, 2021Each day, I come up with a new dad joke to share with the Steemit community. I've been writing and performing standup comedy for the past year and a half, and it's been an incredible experience.…michaelluchies (54)in dadjoke • 4 years ago"Concert on the Highway" Dad Joke of the Day: Day #2 May 4, 2021Thank you for joining me for another dad joke! This dad joke I previously submitted to Laffy Taffy! Do you remember Laffy Taffy jokes on the wrapper? Apparently, they no longer accept submissions…michaelluchies (54)in joke • 4 years agoDad Joke of the Day: Day #1 May 3, 2021After a long hiatus, I decided to come back to the Steemit community and try to bring a few smiles, laughs, and eye rolls. Over the past year and a half, I've started doing standup comedy, primarily…adventureoflink (52)in jokes • 4 years agooh, so it's called KICKIN'RANCH, eh... (V2)anthonyadavisii (70)in milkandtaters • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.When you thought you made a FRESH milk joke... (Join us w MilkPosts - The New SBD POTATO PARODY!)But then realize you probably spoiled it. Badum Tss! Hehe get it guIse. . cuz DAIRY! 🥛🐄 ::Audience MOOS err I mean BOOS!:: Uh, we got some MAD COW on our…dadjok3oftheday (60)in dadjokes • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.My second wife just broke up with me...So I've decided to make a graph of all my past relationships... It has an 'ex' axis and a 'why' axis. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday)goldmatters (74)in mene • 6 years agoPromo Code For Mene Men on Fathersday <—— #dadjokeActually anyone can use this code: SUPERHERO To get 10% off on select Mene 24 karat gold and platinum this weekend only. It would be a great time to get your dad the “cool” gift like this 24…eonwarped (68)in life • 6 years agoValentine's Day Cold ChickenAbout two days ago (probably longer), I caught a pretty bad cold. Pretty nasty one going around making the rounds... That night, we (and when I say we, I really mean the others) made a chicken…blazeful (36)in jokes • 6 years agoYesterday I had my right leg amputatedMy other leg is all I have left.badjokesdaily (30)in funny • 6 years agobadjokesdaily #8My wife hates it when I mess with her red wine. I added some fruit and orange juice—now she’s sangria than ever.badjokesdaily (30)in funny • 6 years agobadjokesdaily #7A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas. These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.badjokesdaily (30)in funny • 6 years agobadjokesdaily #6As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said... You know, just one would have been enough.badjokesdaily (30)in funny • 6 years agobadjokesdaily #5"[John 9:12] And God said to John 'Come forth and receive eternal glory...'" But John came fifth and won a toaster.badjokesdaily (30)in funny • 6 years agobadjokesdaily #4I got my best friend a fridge for her birthday.. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.badjokesdaily (30)in funny • 6 years agobadjokesdaily #3My mum used to say that the best way to a man's heart was through his stomach... She was a good woman... Terrible surgeon though.badjokesdaily (30)in funny • 6 years agobadjokesdaily #2My wife has kicked me out of the house because of my bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. But don't worry... I'll return.badjokesdaily (30)in funny • 6 years agobadjokesdaily #1Just spent $300 on a limousine and discovered that the fee doesn't include a driver. Can't believe I've spent all that money and I have nothing to chauffeur it...brendapenalver (45)in meme • 7 years agoI used to work at a calendar factorymemesplease (70)in meme • 7 years agoI used to work at a calendar factory
