New: dadjowkeAll contenthive-129948hive-196917krzzansteemhive-183959hive-180932hive-166405photographyhive-185836uncommonlabhive-150122hive-183397hive-144064lifebitcoinhive-188619krsuccesshive-139150hive-101145hive-103599hive-124908hive-109690hive-184714hive-180301TrendingNewHotLikersdadjok3oftheday (60)in dadjowke • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.I've ran out of bog roll.So instead I've been using old financial newspapers. The Times are rough... (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!dadjok3oftheday (60)in dadjowke • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Apocalypse?Someone just drove past me in a tractor shouting "The times are nigh!" I think it was farmer geddon. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily…dadjok3oftheday (60)in dadjowke • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Singing in the showerMy wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall by Oasis in the shower. I said maybe. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!dadjok3oftheday (60)in dadjowke • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Wifey text meAll she said was one word, "Earth"... It meant the world to me. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!dadjok3oftheday (60)in dadjowke • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.I just went for a job interviewWhen I got there I filled my water glass until it overflowed. "Nervous?" asked the interviewer, "No" I replied, "I always give 110%" (Images & Text: Designed and edited by…dadjok3oftheday (60)in dadjowke • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.My wife left meShe was seeing another man who just so happened to be deaf. Looking back, I should have seen the signs. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more…dadjok3oftheday (60)in dadjowke • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.I found a note this morning......saying someone is trying to kill my calendar. I feel like its days are numbered. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!dadjok3oftheday (60)in dadjowke • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Robbed.I was mugged by 6 dwarves the other night... ... not happy. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!dadjok3oftheday (60)in dadjowke • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.What do you call......a group of hairdressers waiting for food by the fire? A barbercue. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!dadjok3oftheday (60)in dadjowke • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Memorable thief?The guy who stole my diary just died... ...My thoughts are with his family. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!dadjok3oftheday (60)in dadjowke • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Life advice...I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes, She gave me a hug. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!dadjok3oftheday (60)in dadjowke • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.When i was a young boy...... my teacher told me I'd never be good at poetry because I was dyslexic. The jokes on her, I make ceramic vases and jugs for a living now. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by…dadjok3oftheday (60)in dadjowke • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Vegan?What's the most effective way to give up being a vegan? Cold turkey. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!dadjok3oftheday (60)in dadjowke • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.What sounds...like a sneeze and is made from leather? A shoe! (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!dadjok3oftheday (60)in dadjowke • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Our mate...Who can drink 2 litres of petrol? Jerry can. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!dadjok3oftheday (60)in dadjowke • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.How do you...... cut an ocean in two? Use a sea-saw. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!dadjok3oftheday (60)in dadjowke • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.My mother always used to say......the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Lovely woman; terrible surgeon. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!dadjok3oftheday (60)in dadjowke • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Did I tell you about the band?Me and my friends have started a band called Duvet... ...we're a cover band. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!dadjok3oftheday (60)in dadjowke • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Stephen King has a son named Joe...... I'm not joking, but he is. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!dadjok3oftheday (60)in dadjowke • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Are you......addicted or severely afraid of seaweed? If so, you should sea kelp. (Images & Text: Designed and edited by @dadjok3oftheday) Follow us for more daily jokes!
