New: elfAll contenthive-129948hive-196917krhive-180932hive-150122steemzzanhive-185836hive-183959hive-166405photographyhive-144064hive-188619hive-145157hive-101145hive-184714uncommonlabhive-183397bitcoinhive-103599hive-193186hive-139150hive-113376hive-193637hive-103393TrendingNewHotLikerskillerabiding (54)in hive-183959 • 3 hours agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Funny ElfThe Funny Elf desperately desired a can of coke that they liked to put on his head. This could be considered a weird operation, to many, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, fun.…sunrisefink (55)in hive-183959 • yesterdaysteemCreated with Sketch.Their Curious ElfTheir Curious Elf desperately desired a can of coke that they would occasionally put on his head. This seems a fairly astonishing thing to do, to some, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea…electionbinding (54)in hive-183959 • yesterdaysteemCreated with Sketch.My Naughty ElfMy Naughty Elf always carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes worship. It might be an exciting approach to life, to some, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was wonderful.…ourselveshills (53)in hive-183959 • 2 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Eccentric ElfTheir Eccentric Elf carried a can of Tango that they sometimes smash. It is considered to be a fairly funny suggestion, to you, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is…dearsinger (54)in hive-183959 • 4 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Cheerful ElfA Cheerful Elf desired a painting of a melon that they liked to share. This might appear to be a fairly curious operation, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was…hootsnowman (56)in hive-183959 • 4 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Square ElfThe Square Elf desperately needed a piece of paper that they liked to demolish. It would be a fairly exciting idea, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was sublime. A piece…chul-moo (53)in hive-183959 • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Depressed ElfHer Depressed Elf always kept a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a new suggestion, to most, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was…panretire (55)in hive-183959 • 5 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Bum Loving ElfThe Bum Loving Elf carried a bag of flour that they would hug. This might appear to be a fairly new thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is fun. Strangely, a…languidcocket (55)in hive-183959 • 7 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Her Funny ElfHer Funny Elf often carried a magic 8 ball that they sometimes hug. It should be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this…dong-sun (53)in hive-183959 • 7 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Famous ElfA Famous Elf desperately craved for a sponge to worship. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is fun. You…chung-ae (54)in hive-183959 • 7 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Unusual ElfThe Unusual Elf desperately needed a hat that they would try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was…lisasimpson (54)in hive-183959 • 8 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Boring ElfMy Boring Elf had a ball that they sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a strange exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Honestly…dak-ho (54)in hive-183959 • 9 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.His Orange ElfHis Orange Elf found a cheese grater that they would play with. One might find this to be a fairly exciting operation, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous.…glowstonenearly (54)in hive-183959 • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.The Exceptional ElfThe Exceptional Elf had a sponge that they would often experiment on. It was a fairly surprising activity, to you, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. You…hilariousreceive (55)in hive-183959 • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Foolish ElfA Foolish Elf looked for a bottle of beer that they sometimes drop. It was considered to be a fairly weird suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was epic. Who…sunrisefink (55)in hive-183959 • 10 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Foolish ElfA Foolish Elf needed a hat that they would drop. This seems a bizarre undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was simply life. Remarkably, a hat was the thing that…mrs-delegation (46)in hive-183959 • 13 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Ugly ElfA Ugly Elf found a lava lamp that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a weird thought, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea…tabernacletacit (54)in hive-136769 • 14 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.Their Exceptional ElfTheir Exceptional Elf had a can of coke to play with. It might be a fairly weird exercise, to you, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a can of coke…equateforceful (56)in hive-136769 • 14 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.A Fat ElfA Fat Elf wanted a cheese grater that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a somewhat surprising idea, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who had come to the…uh-young (53)in hive-136769 • 15 days agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Careful ElfMy Careful Elf looked for a pint of cider that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be a fairly funny thought, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in…