New: humansareinsaneAll contenthive-129948hive-196917krsteemzzanhive-166405hive-183959hive-180932hive-150122photographyhive-185836uncommonlablifehive-183397hive-144064hive-188619bitcoinhive-139150krsuccesshive-101145hive-103599hive-124908hive-180301hive-109690hive-184714TrendingNewHotLikersinternutter (69)in fiction • 5 years agoChallenge #02598-G041: A Lasting ReminderThere was this one abandoned space station where humans liked to paint graffitis and do other illegal stuff. When authorities find out they started to patrolling this place. After months of…internutter (69)in fiction • 5 years agoChallenge #02562-G005: The Work AroundA disabled human ("invisible" disability) from a...less than understanding society, grown to adulthood and full of the painful little quirks and habits that one develops in order to survive that…internutter (69)in fiction • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Challenge #02560-G003: Human NO!A: A Dyson sphere just millions of solar panels covering a star B: But why do we need that much energy? A: To make a black hole bomb B: WAIT NO -- Anon Guest Ever since Nikola Tesla…internutter (69)in fiction • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Challenge #02541-F351: Labels and AssumptionsSeveral humans were starting to get more than just a little annoyed at constantly being called insane. Even at school, when their kids would goof off during breaks or if the kids were in the park…internutter (69)in fiction • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Challenge #02534-F344: Designed For DisasterThere are reasons why humans coined the term “idiot proofing”, many MANY reasons -- Anon Guest Make it idiot proof and the world will invent a better idiot -- Human engineering axiom. It…internutter (69)in fiction • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Challenge #02533-F343: In the Eye of the StormHumans don't all celebrate Silly Seasons. Some find it disorienting, some have been damaged, some protest aspects of the culture/celebration in question, some just don't care, and occasionally…internutter (69)in fiction • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Challenge #02531-F341: Conflict of InterestsDon’t worry we’re completely safe explosion Relatively safe laughter in the distance As long we don’t move from here, we’re safe door flies open I think it’s best if we leave -- Anon…internutter (69)in fiction • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Challenge #02512-F322: One Complex Thought Experiment in the VoidAn empath and a sociopath trying to help each other interact with people. -- Anon Guest Here are two humans. Call them Abe and Bee. Abe cares too much about others and other's feelings…internutter (69)in fiction • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Challenge #02502-F312: In a MinuteA: not exactly “capture” more like take a moment and put it on a pixelated screen. Here B: is something supposed to be on this slate? A: what? It’s right here can’t you see? B: see? A: when…internutter (69)in fiction • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Challenge #02497-F307: Beginning to Look a Lot Like TERRORA: oh god, oh fuck it’s happening again B: what? What wrong? A: not again, I’m not strong enough B: for what?! A: it’s coming, it’s coming B: WHAT THE FUCK IS COMING A: Christmas -- Anon…internutter (69)in fiction • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Challenge #02494-F304: Mr Sunshine's New FriendHis name was Mr. Sunshine. One of the better known, and as properly feared, members of Pax Humanis. He had been working on a station for some time now when he meets a member of a fluffy, bipedal…internutter (69)in fiction • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Challenge #02491-F301: The Human DefinitionTrying to help humans better integrate into Galactic Civilization, several individuals, scholars, medics, psychologists, ect, get together and begin to travel to areas where there are lots of…internutter (69)in fiction • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Challenge #02486-F296: Some of PartsThey used to meet you on arrival and arrange everything for your stay. Now they find valued jobs as Concierges in up-market hotels. The person who knows where to find experts and enthusiasts for…internutter (69)in fiction • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Challenge #02484-F294: Essential BriefingA new security force is in training so they can be assigned to various stations. The subject of this particular lecture was the phenomena involving human Silly Seasons. What they were, how to…internutter (69)in fiction • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Challenge #02481-F291: Complete Medical InterventionIt may be only 2% of our body mass, but for every cell we have in our body there ten of them. Bacteria are relatively harmless for the most parts. They help digest food, strengthen our immune…internutter (69)in fiction • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Challenge #02468-F278: Tougher Than Tough"What's wrong I heard screaming!?" "Oh, hey can you help me get my hand out of here?" "I was practicing with Australian Bull-oak and made a hole." "What were yo- by the stars you're bleeding!"…internutter (69)in fiction • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Challenge #02467-F277: Human Jae's Video LogUp next, the top 10 questions you'll get from your intergalactic crewmates. -- Anon Guest Hey, out there, infonets! It's your friendly wandering Human Jae! Living large on the Edge of the…internutter (69)in fiction • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Challenge #02463-F273: Night of the Living PJ's“I fucked up my internal clock and having insomnia always triggering midnight hunger.” “Midnight hunger?” “A zombie like state that make me crave food.” “What's a zombie?” “You’ll see tonight.”…internutter (69)in fiction • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Challenge #02462-F272: A Not-So-Little ListRael's introduction to cream pie, please. -- Anon Guest [AN: You can find something similar in my very first anthology under the title of Time Out From That Good Fight (It should be in…internutter (69)in fiction • 5 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.Challenge #02459-F269: Endless FascinationWhile assisting the Archivaas, Shayde discovers Dr. Pimple Popper . -- Anon Guest [AN: Trigger warning for gore and surgery for that entire channel. Go in prepared for disfiguring nastiness on…
