New: humorwritingAll contenthive-129948hive-196917krhive-180932zzanhive-150122steemhive-166405hive-183959photographyhive-185836hive-144064hive-183397hive-101145hive-188619uncommonlabhive-145157hive-184714hive-103599hive-139150hive-193637bitcoinhive-109690hive-180301hive-113376TrendingNewHotLikersmarkrhunter (62)in humor • 2 months agoWrite-In Ballots Challenge SanityDuring the last national election (in the otherwise cursed year of 2024), Tippecanoe County, Indiana received a number of write-in ballots for the office of President. I've always thought of…markrhunter (62)in humor • 8 months agoBaby, You Can Drive My Car, If You Can Find ItI kept a secret for the last year, but now it's time to let that secret escape. In September of 2016, our beloved Ford Focus fell victim to a guy trying to turn into traffic with the setting sun…markrhunter (62)in writing • 4 years agoDo You Title Your Chapters?Titling chapters, instead of numbering them, has mostly gone away in fiction, but it's still a thing in non-fiction. The only novel I put chapter titles in was The No-Campfire Girls, and I had great…markrhunter (62)in humor • 4 years agoTruth is Stranger ... If You Can Believe ItI recently found this column, which I wrote awhile back (14 years ago!) and put in my “something to send in if the oncoming winter has me so down I can’t think of anything funny to say” file. These…markrhunter (62)in humor • 6 years agoI'm the Writer of the Week!I’m the Humor Outcasts Writer of the Week! They had very nice things to say about me. Some of them were even true.thirdparty (25)in introduceyourself • 7 years agoNice to meet y'all!Hi everyone! I'm new to steemit community. Please call me rence (not my real name). I'm an aspiring musician. I can play guitar, piano and I can also sing. But please do not expect too much from…sararmullis (49)in conversationswithbud • 7 years agoConversations With BudBud: Get a move on, Human...I’ve got a hot date tonight. Me: Get out, Bud. I’ve got guests tonight and don’t have time for your canine carnalities. Bud: Ha. Good one. You know I’ve been planning…sararmullis (49)in conversationswithbud • 7 years agoConversations With BudBud: Don’t look at me. My hair hurts. Me: So you crashed our neighbor’s party last night, huh? Bud: They were sooo loud. I couldn’t sleep. Me: What. You couldn’t just go over and politely ask…sararmullis (49)in conversationswithbud • 7 years agoConversations With BudMe: How's it going, Bud? Bud: Mmmm...thinking about reporting you to the ASPCA. Me: Really. Bud: Yep. You mistreat me. Me: I see... Bud: Seriously. Me: You look pretty comfy to me right now.…sararmullis (49)in conversationswithbud • 7 years agoConversations With BudBud: 🎶Ta-da🎵...Once again, the Olympics are upon us. Me: Which is why you are taking over my yoga mat? Bud: Athletes from ‘round the globe will convene in South Korea for an exhaustive…sararmullis (49)in conversationswithbud • 7 years agoConversations With BudBud: I want to go out. Now. Me: You were just outside. Bud: I can't remember. Open up. Me: I'm NOT your personal doorman. Bud: Could'a fooled me.sararmullis (49)in c • 7 years agoConversations With BudMe: Bud. You're sitting in my spot. Bud: Huh. Me: I'm serious. Move. Bud: People will think you are cruel if you shove me off the couch. Me: I'm the Human. It's MY couch. Bud: (silence)…sararmullis (49)in conversationswithbud • 7 years agoConversations With BudBud: I'm hungry. Me: I just fed you. Bud: I'm hungry. Me: You are getting fat. Bud: I'm hungry. Me: You are NOT going away, are you? Bud: I'm STARVING. Me: (sigh) Do you want a cookie, Bud…sararmullis (49)in conversationswithbud • 7 years agoConversations With BudBud: What was in there? Me: Ice. Bud: Why? Me: We were cooling off some drinks. Bud: Beer? Me: Yeah. Bud: I like beer. Me: I know. Bud: Why didn't I get any? Me: You're old. Beer's not…sararmullis (49)in conversationswithbud • 7 years agoConversations With BudBud: Do you think there's a doggie dating service out there? Me: Why? Bud: I'm craving canine companionship. Me: There's already two other dogs in this house. Bud: What's you point? Me: You…sararmullis (49)in dogtalk • 7 years agoMeet "Conversations with Bud" -The First TimeBud is a 17-year old Shih-Tzu who deigns to share his residence with my husband and me in beautiful Coral Gables, Florida. Now, YOU may think that is old for a dog, but Bud has other ideas.…
