New: jestsAll contenthive-129948hive-196917krsteemzzanhive-183959photographyhive-180932hive-150122hive-185836uncommonlabhive-166405lifehive-183397hive-144064bitcoinhive-188619krsuccesshive-139150hive-101145hive-103599hive-180301hive-124908hive-167213hive-109690TrendingNewHotLikersyosaryan (52)in funny • 6 years agoJoke of the day 21 June 2018Why do people never eat clocks? Because it’s really time consuming. Source If you like the joke please upvote and resteem --> let's make another person smile today!yosaryan (52)in funny • 6 years agoJoke of the day 20 June 2018A question on an internet forum: Q: Please help, I have this great itching between my toes. A: Well, that depends. If the itching is between all toes, consult a dermatologist. If the itching…yosaryan (52)in funny • 6 years agoJoke of the day 19 June 2018When somebody makes you really angry, count to three. When you get to two, punch them in the face. They won’t be expecting that. Source If you like the joke please upvote and resteem -->…yosaryan (52)in funny • 6 years agoJoke of the day 18 June 2018Searching for a new laptop online is basically forcing your current computer to dig its own grave. Source If you like the joke please upvote and resteem --> let's make another person smile…yosaryan (52)in funny • 6 years agoJoke of the day 17 June 2018Multitask – mess up more things at once! Source If you like the joke please upvote and resteem --> let's make another person smile today!yosaryan (52)in funny • 6 years agoJoke of the day 16 June 2018Any mushroom can be eaten. The trick is to find those mushrooms that can be eaten more than once. Source If you like the joke please upvote and resteem --> let's make another person smile…yosaryan (52)in funny • 6 years agoJoke of the day 15 June 2018College is really just kidnapping done backwards. If you don’t give us a ridiculously large amount of money, we’ll send you your child back. Source If you like the joke please upvote and…yosaryan (52)in funny • 6 years agoJoke of the day 14 June 2018I dated a tennis player but I’ll never make such a mistake again. Love has zero meaning to them. Source If you like the joke please upvote and resteem --> let's make another person smile…yosaryan (52)in funny • 6 years agoJoke of the day 13 June 2018Tomato is a fruit, right? Does that make ketchup a smoothie? Source If you like the joke please upvote and resteem --> let's make another person smile today!yosaryan (52)in funny • 6 years agoJoke of the day 12 June 2018Two men are stranded on a deserted island. One despairs, but the other one claps him assuredly on the back and says, “Don’t worry, they will definitely find us, and soon.” “Really? Why do you…yosaryan (52)in funny • 6 years agoJoke of the day 11 June 2018They say you can’t get a decent job without education. But look at Albert Einstein – he was a drop-out and still ended up being the first man on the moon! Source If you like the joke please…yosaryan (52)in funny • 6 years agoJoke of the day 10 June 2018Police officer to a driver: “OK, driver’s license, vehicle license, first aid kit and warning triangle.” Driver: “Nah, I’ve already got all that. But how much for that funny Captain’s cap?“…yosaryan (52)in funny • 6 years agoJoke of the day 09 June 2018My step mother came to me and demanded that I take all her clothes off. So I took off her blouse. She said, “Now off with the skirt.” I did, and she continued, “Now take off my stockings.”…yosaryan (52)in funny • 6 years agoJoke of the day 08 June 2018Police officer to a driver: “OK, driver’s license, vehicle license, first aid kit and warning triangle.” Driver: “Nah, I’ve already got all that. But how much for that funny Captain’s cap?“…yosaryan (52)in funny • 6 years agoJoke of the day 07 June 2018A fine is a tax when you’ve been doing something wrong. A tax is a fine you get when you’ve been doing something right. Source: A friend of mine told me the joke. If you like the joke please…yosaryan (52)in funny • 6 years agoJoke of the day 06 June 2018Time is money. Therefore, ATMs are time machines. Source: A friend of mine told me the joke. If you like the joke please upvote and resteem --> let's make another person smile today!yosaryan (52)in funny • 6 years agoJoke of the day 05 June 2018I’ll never buy a vacuum cleaner. It would only just gather dust. Source: A friend of mine told me the joke. If you like the joke please upvote and resteem --> let's make another person smile…yosaryan (52)in funny • 6 years agoJoke of the day 04 June 2018I went on a date with a chess player to an Italian restaurant. With checkered table cloths. It took him maybe half an hour to pass the salt. Source: A friend of mine told me the joke. If you…yosaryan (52)in funny • 6 years agoJoke of the day 03 June 2018A student at a management school came up to a pretty girl and kissed her without any warning. The surprised girl said: And what was that? The guy smiled at her face: Direct marketing! The girl…yosaryan (52)in funny • 6 years agoJoke of the day 02 June 2018My dog once ate all the Scrabble tiles. He kept leaving messages around the house for days. Source: A friend of mine told me the joke. If you like the joke please upvote and resteem -->…
