New: jokeofthedayAll contenthive-129948hive-196917krzzanhive-183959steemhive-180932uncommonlabphotographyhive-185836bitcoinhive-183397hive-166405hive-144064hive-150122hive-188619hive-109690hive-139150krsuccesshive-145157hive-124908hive-101145lifehive-193186hive-113376TrendingNewHotLikersseo-expert1990 (46)in hive-152587 • 2 years agoWhat do you call an alligator detective?An investi-gatorseo-expert1990 (46)in hive-119463 • 2 years agoWhat do you call a fish without eyes?What do you call a fish without eyes? . . . . . Fsh #jokeofthedayseo-expert1990 (46)in hive-119463 • 2 years agoWhy did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse. It’s okay, we all laugh at bad jokes—they’re actually hilarious!seo-expert1990 (46)in hive-152587 • 2 years agoA ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, bartender says “sorry, , ,#jokeofthedayseo-expert1990 (46)in hive-193637 • 2 years agoA joke my dad told me. With my twist. . . . .A Jewish circumcision doctor once had a jar full of the skin he had circumcised over the last few hours. He went to a new leatherworker he had heard about that could use the leftover skin. So the…seo-expert1990 (46)in hive-152587 • 2 years ago"Tell me about the day you died." ???It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first…seo-expert1990 (46)in hive-119463 • 2 years agoI'm writing a book with a huge plot twistSo that you'll think: "Oh, this is how it's gonna be" And then it turns out to be completely different Because I'm not actually writing a book.seo-expert1990 (46)in hive-119463 • 2 years agoA woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods . . . . .A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I…seo-expert1990 (46)in hive-119463 • 2 years agoEarl and his wife Diane went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say . . . . .Earl and his wife Diane went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, "Diane, I'd like to ride in that stunt airplane." Diane always replied, "I know, Earl, but that airplane…seo-expert1990 (46)in hive-152587 • 2 years agoOne day, Einstein has to speak at an important science conference. . . . . .One day, Einstein has to speak at an important science conference. On the way there, he tells his driver that looks a bit like him: “I’m sick of all these conferences. I always say the same…seo-expert1990 (46)in hive-119463 • 2 years ago503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left? Teacher: 502. Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Teacher:No you can’t fit an elephant in a fridge!! Student:…seo-expert1990 (46)in hive-119463 • 2 years agoA mathematician, a physicist and an engineer are tasked with finding the volume of a rubber ball ...The mathematician takes the ball, measures its diameter, then calculates the volume. The physicist submerges the ball in water and measures the amount of water displaced. The engineer twists and…seo-expert1990 (46)in hive-152587 • 2 years agoHave you heard about the new Covid strain going around?The symptoms include loss of taste and smell, descent into horrific raving madness from gazing at Cthulu's twisted visage, and runny nose. It's the Necromnicon variant.seo-expert1990 (46)in hive-119463 • 2 years agoClassic Joke with a twistOn dec 31 I am going to say “People ask me what I am going to do in one minute but I don’t have 2020 vision” then on Jan 1 I am going to say “hindsight 2020 that joke was garbage “seo-expert1990 (46)in hive-152587 • 2 years agoA woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods .....A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I…seo-expert1990 (46)in hive-119463 • 2 years agoCute knock knock with a twistMy little sister (8) Knock knock Who’s there? Nobody Nobody who? Why are you asking who’s there if nobody is there? I really think it is intelligent of her and actually funny! She told me…seo-expert1990 (46)in hive-119463 • 2 years agoA joke my dad told me. With my twist.A Jewish circumcision doctor once had a jar full of the skin he had circumcised over the last few hours. He went to a new leatherworker he had heard about that could use the leftover skin. So the…seo-expert1990 (46)in hive-193637 • 2 years agoYou have to be born in the 1940's and been a teenager in 1957 in order to get this jokeIts 1957 and Bob goes to pick up his date. Peggy Sue's Father invites him in. He asks Bob what they plan on doing. Bob politely responds that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a…seo-expert1990 (46)in hive-175254 • 2 years agoJoke of the Day | "Tell me about the day you died."It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first…seo-expert1990 (46)in hive-136998 • 2 years agoJoke of the Day | World tounge-twisting champion was just arrested.It is expected that he will be given a really tough sentence.
