New: lord-vaderAll contenthive-129948hive-196917krhive-180932hive-150122zzansteemhive-185836hive-183959hive-166405photographyhive-144064hive-188619hive-101145hive-184714hive-145157uncommonlabhive-183397bitcoinhive-103599hive-193186hive-139150krsuccesshive-181136hive-193637TrendingNewHotLikerslordvader (69)in funny • 8 years agoThose scumbag Rebels are using fabricated transmissions in a feeble attempt to discredit me.Greetings loyal followers. I have a question for all of you. What the farkle is this disgusting piece of trash? Those scumbag Rebels simply won't give up. They continuously put their…lordvader (69)in funny • 8 years agoOne of my enemies is trying to use fake news to turn my loyal followers against me.Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who always has the high ground no matter where she stands, has informed me that the whiny little farm boy @luke-skywalker has sent another…luke-skywalker (50)in funny • 8 years agoPETA Does Not Approve of Shooting Womp RatsYou would not believe the day I had! I received a transmission from an organization called PETA, which despite their pronunciation is not a purveyor of the tasty earth-treat known as the "gyro".…lordvader (69)in funny • 8 years agoOne of your inhabitants deserves your gratitude for attempting to aid the Empire.Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who knows her onions, has informed me that one of your inhabitants has sent a transmission that is vital to the Empire. It concerns this…luke-skywalker (50)in funny • 8 years agoFrom Blue to Green: Why I Changed Lightsaber ColorsMany of my followers write me on a regular basis. They ask me all kinds of questions, like "Luke, why aren't you as cool as your dad?", "How do you get your hair to be so flowy?, "Is Luke short for…lordvader (69)in funny • 8 years agoOne of your planet's inhabitants is building a shrine to me. What are the rest of you waiting for?Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who is the perfect woman and is therefore worth any ten men, has informed me that one of your planet's inhabitants has sent a transmission…lordvader (69)in funny • 8 years agoI have found the cause of yesterday's unexpected spike. You're welcome.Greetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, whose value seems to grow exponentially every day, has informed me that in addition to being astounded by road maps and forks, now many…lordvader (69)in funny • 8 years agoDid you really think I was going to send a transmission titled "May The Forks Be With You"? If so, you are stupid.Greetings loyal followers. Although I will not greet them, this transmission is also directed at the unamusing dimwits who have mistaken my transmission expressing my loathing of your asinine…lordvader (69)in funny • 8 years agoPerhaps you thought I was angry about Father's Day... well you haven't seen anything yet!Greetings loyal followers. A few days ago, I sent a transmission lambasting all of you for celebrating Father's Day and for having the gall to remind me of it. Rest assured, this impudence…luke-skywalker (50)in funny • 8 years agoFather's Day with @lordvaderI just got back from my trip to the Death Star to see my dad for Father's Day. It was a rough trip but we made a lot of progress! It started off fine. I flew across the galaxy to meet dad at the…lordvader (69)in funny • 8 years agoTomorrow is Father's Day. I hate you all for bringing it up!Greetings loyal followers. Despite the remarkably valiant efforts of my executive assistant Vera, who deserves to have several holidays honoring her, to block any incoming transmissions that…lordvader (69)in funny • 8 years agoI sense something, a presence I've not felt since...Greetings loyal followers. I have sensed a disturbance in the force. This is what I look like when I sense something. It may seem silly to look around when you are sensing something magical…top-one (42)in funny • 8 years agoDarth Vader in UkraineWatching the post @lordvader Also has recollected that in ukraine Darth Vader tried to become both the mayor of the city and the president It was fun to watch!lordvader (69)in funny • 8 years agoHOW TO RUiN AN EMPIRE EPISODE XIV: WEEKLY STAFF MEETINGGreetings loyal followers. Yesterday I conducted my weekly staff meeting. Dennis! This is the wrong image! This is from the meeting where I was considering bringing back the black death. Then…lordvader (69)in funny • 8 years agoI Have a Very Important Mission for All of YouGreetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who is the second most spectacular being in any universe, has informed me that... actually she has not informed me of anything. Vera is…lordvader (69)in funny • 8 years agoStand By For A Major Announcement From The Empire.Greetings loyal followers. Please stand by for a major announcement from the Empire. First I would like to say that I am not wearing any pants. My executive assistant Vera, whose…lordvader (69)in funny • 8 years agoI Know Who is Responsible for Your Malfunctioning Currency ExchangeGreetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who has never let anyone down (even during the peak of traffic), has informed me that one of your greatest inhabitants @thecryptofiend has…jonny-clearwater (71)in star-wars • 8 years agosteemCreated with Sketch.My Star Wars Tee-shirt Design For Father's DayI wanted to share my newest design with everyone. It just went live, so there is plenty of time to order and guarantee delivery in time for Father's Day. There are multiple shirt styles available…lordvader (69)in funny • 8 years agoIs One of Your Inhabitants Actually Trying to Threaten Me... or Is He a Comic Genius?Greetings loyal followers. It appears that your people have finally mastered how to operate a device that will send transmissions to me a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away. In the…lordvader (69)in funny • 8 years agoOne of Your Inhabitants Has Advised Me To Carry A TowelGreetings loyal followers. My executive assistant Vera, who could make anyone's heart skip a beat, has informed me that one of your planet's inhabitants has sent me a message. Two days ago…
