New: lymmerickslimericksAll contenthive-129948hive-196917krhive-150122hive-183959hive-185836zzansteemhive-180932photographyhive-101145hive-183397hive-144064hive-166405uncommonlabkrsuccesshive-184714hive-188619bitcoinhive-103599hive-145157hive-193637hive-180301hive-193186hive-179660TrendingNewHotLikersjonknight (59)in contest • 7 years agoLymmerik's Thanksgiving Limerick Contest: Turkey ShootTurkey Shoot A turkey shoot seemed like great fun. So I broke out my grandpa's old gun. I said broke? It exploded! I thought it unloaded - And the turkey? That year we had none.…knottygirl (30)in contest • 7 years agoThanksgiving Limerick ContestThere once was an old man named Pop Smoking weed the old man couldn't stop With the ring of the bell Pop thinks he's in hell Because Mom's dinner guest is a copajremy (59)in lymmerickslimericks • 7 years agoMiss Wartdog (Lymmerik's Limericks Contest Entry)Here's my official entry for the lymmerick's limericks contest. It's a limerick about my least favourite teacher, well imaginary teacher though. Hope you love it. My 5th grade teacher was…